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Pitchers used to go from pen to starting games back to the pen all. the. time.

 

This Joba/Hughes stuff is the epitome of small sample size.

 

That said, not letting Bard pitch the ninth is beyond stupid.

2 years, 3 months ago on One Day at a Time

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6ks, 1 BB and no HRs is not being bitch-slapped. Maybe if there wern't ancient statues on the left side of the infield.

2 years, 3 months ago on How D’ya Like Me Now?

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I believe it was the third save attempt. Two yesterday. 1 today.

2 years, 3 months ago on The First Time Is Always The Hardest

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No.

The problem with keeping Tim Wakefield for depth, is that when you need him...it's Tim Wakefield pitching. Along with John Lackey, when you count the numerous unearned runs..they were literally the worst pitchers in the AL last year.

2 years, 7 months ago on “If You Don’t Sign Tim Wakefield He’ll Go Win 15 Games Somewhere Else. Then Learn to Fly. Then Do a Cop Buddy Flick with Jackie Chan…”

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With all due respect...I thought the point of going to a baseball game was to have fun. So if people are singing 'Sweet Caroline' even though their team is losing...arn't they having fun? No one makes you pay attention to them. No one makes me take my hat off during GBA.

From the 'i'm secretly a hypocrite dept.': I do hate when jackasses wave at the camera and grin and yuk it up when they catch an opposing team's HR ball.

2 years, 9 months ago on Shaughnessy Speaks

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Good ol Boston...Rivera will go out on a white horse being paid what he deserves. Papi, who should be a greater hero to Boston, will be lowballed and should that happen, I hope he shows up in pinstripes next year and says "You entitled, spoiled MFers didn't want me....oh and Jaba, he say fuck you."

Yeah, I said it.

2 years, 9 months ago on A Rare Critical Story About Big Papi

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@SoxFaninMD What did they say about Pedro?

2 years, 9 months ago on What Happened in the Red Sox Clubhouse?

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@VJ in Stuttgart No a thousand times to Wake. Count his billion unearned runs and he's right up there with Lackey as the worst pitcher in the league. Keeping him around means he has to be used when a pitcher goes down and I'd rather that pitcher at least actually be replacement level.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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@English Sox Fan I haven't changed teams, I just dumped them. I don't know if you follow other American sports, but i also dumped the Canucks and the Raiders a while back for various reasons. Now I don't really follow hockey or gridiron.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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@English Sox Fan I despise almost all the Boston Media except Amalie, but with the exception of Shank, they've been pretty dead-on.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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@invisiblefan

"Rangers and Rays gonna dogfight for 7 games"

That would be some trick

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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What's lost in all this stink is we may have seen the last AB of Big Papi. Big Papi! There should be a giant gold statue of him in CF, but instead all I hear is..."enh, maybe we can lowball him, and if not...enh.."Geek reference: The Red Sox are like the Genesis Project in Star Trek, constructed with explosive short-cut materials, and now the whole thing has blown up. Well, the Bad Olde Days should be entertaining at least.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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@English Sox Fan@red sox chic

I don't know if that's accurate. The team has definitly entered "Dumpable Zone". *I* wouldn't and never would unless they Built a new park, traded Pedey and changed team colors...but they are very fan-suspendable, and can see how some would dump them.I dumped Newcastle for their treatment of Sir Bobby, the entitled fanbase, and the constant buying of ex-Leeds thugs....and laughed and laughed at their misfortunes.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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My new wallpaper

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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@Sox in the Desert Tito certainly has failings, but frankly this team doesn't deserve him.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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I'm sure it was a matter of not being able to raze the roster enough to make a difference to Tito.

2 years, 9 months ago on You Won’t Have Tito Francona To Kick Around Any More

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@English Sox Fan Maybe we can find someone who'll bring in faith healers

2 years, 9 months ago on Oh, The Humanity

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Mr. Ellsbury would like me to relate the following statement,

"Dear Red and Denton...or is it Denton and Red? I can never figure that out. Thank you for your kind words of support. I'm a big fan of SG and come here every day

....It is at this point I should remind you of your 'Soft" and "Gutless" comments from last year and also remind you that said comments are going to cost Red Sox Nation at least 21 Million a year.

Again, thank you for your kind words. Yours always. Jacoby Ellsbury."

2 years, 10 months ago on Jacoby Ellsbury Apologizes for Ruining Your October Plans

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Funny as always, but given Cashman's candid Costanza act this season, I'd eventually like to see a Headwarmer-Cashman dialogue where he puts the headwarmer in it's place.

2 years, 10 months ago on The Cashman-Headwarmer Dialogues: Because Everything Is Always Revealed at the End of the Season

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Told you not to bet on these Balt games esf.

2 years, 10 months ago on Two and a Half Men

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@English Sox Fan Yanks definitly have their work cut out for them...all this talk about a Yanks-Sox ALCS. I don't think the Yanks make it to the ALCS.

2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East

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@English Sox Fan There are certain Sox games I'd bet against, and be thrilled to lose money. ..I guess that isn't a very productive strategy.

2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East

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@English Sox Fan Against Wake...against. And betting against the O's at this point in the season is folly, when Buck is salivating and has been fisting the Rays and now the Angels. Not saying Sox won't win, but those arn't betting games. The lines in Vegas games have been crazy lately and Ill bet a lot of rose-tinted Sox fans have lost their houses.

2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East

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@JohnWhitaker win not when, sorry its early

2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East

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@JohnWhitaker Not really. When Sox when more than 1 in 3 games...something they haven't done in 3 weeks, may be can set our sights a little higher

2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East

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@English Sox Fan Don't do it. Make all your money Sunday.

2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East

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@BB.13 *I* was never never ready to anoint Bard. I DID pile on Paps for being genuinely bad last year, but people have been riding his jock since 2008. And I've been defending him.

I did get pretty mad over his pitch selection at the end of 2009.

2 years, 10 months ago on Just When You Thought It Was Safe

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I've had back spasms. It took about 90 seconds to walk across a street. And Drew's finger is broken with the ligament torn off the bone. Youk is looking like Mike Lowell, so it's probably better to sit him and let Lowrie play.

But there's no reason to rip you. I rip Tito for getting Papelbon into 7 innings in the last 25 games. I blame Tito and Theo for a billion things that are all starting to add up.

2 years, 10 months ago on Just When You Thought It Was Safe

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I'm watchin the Rays smack around the O's, hopefully later I'll watch King Felix drop the hammer on the Yanks.

2 years, 10 months ago on Tonight, Let’s Enjoy Football

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You can steal this if you want Denton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

2 years, 10 months ago on Ten Years After

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Enh...it wasn't that hot. Texas will be much much hotter.

2 years, 11 months ago on Lesterized

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Always loved that clip

2 years, 11 months ago on Great Parenting Skills

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I read Yankee-Rivera-panic threads. Keeps me warm.

2 years, 11 months ago on Things I Do to Survive Red Sox Off-Days

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@Nikki in Denver Actually Sutcliffe (who needed to STFU all game) lobbed Boone some 2003 softball and Boone wouldn't bite.

Sutcliffe: Both teams (Yanks and Red Sox) want to win the division. Neither wants to open on the road in Texas or LA. And you know the Red Sox don't want to be in New York for game 7! hehhMMMMMMMM!!!?......

Boone: Uhmmm...actually they did pretty well in 2004.

2 years, 11 months ago on “Because Timmy’s 200th Should Happen at Fenway” or “Assaultalamacchia!”

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Goddamn Tito is an overmanaging machine

2 years, 11 months ago on Do It For Timmy!

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bah

2 years, 11 months ago on Do It For Timmy!

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http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1738032_o.gif

Not spamming, just seeing if we can post animated gifs on livefyre...if it works, then this is how this ump makes me feel

2 years, 11 months ago on Do It For Timmy!

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@English Sox Fan@Chris in LA ahhh...i remember the days when i could bet online in England from the US

2 years, 11 months ago on The Battle For First

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Apparently all Ellsbury needed to *really* take off was that apology.

Frankly I'm going to be sad if Bautista doesn't win MVP. The Ells-Pedroia-AGon 'groupthink' saddens me cause they're really not even close to Joey Bats. His slugging and his OBP are both about 40 points higher than the closest player. And if you use the it's not "Best player" it's MVP...then the fact that we're even talking about three Red Sox MVP's belies that.

No offense, really.

2 years, 11 months ago on Walk-Off Win: Redux

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@Sox in the Desert I was more nervous that Jacoby would get a rib broken.

2 years, 11 months ago on Walk-Off Win

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@BB.13 Can you imagine the shitstorm if a Red Sox player broke Santana's leg again?

2 years, 11 months ago on Walk-Off Win

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Like you said....Salty should have been dead with that chugging stride of his, but being marginally faster than Varitek made the difference. Amazing, one of Tito's weird pinch runs came through.

2 years, 11 months ago on Walk-Off Win

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Apology accepted, Captain Red.

Now of you'll just forward the extra 10 mill Jacoby and Boras are going to want for your and 10 million other fans 'lack of faith'...that'd be great.

2 years, 11 months ago on The Adventures of Ellsbury ‘n’ Elf: When a Blogger Calls

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@Nikki in Denver@stevemac33@Fla Beck/Becky

Garza on the Sox...Ocho and Haynesworth on the Pats...will the Celts be trading for Kobe?

2 years, 11 months ago on Hello, Rich Harden. And Good Bye.

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@Fla Beck/Becky Sox. Rich Harden makes JD Drew look like The Terminator.

2 years, 11 months ago on Hello, Rich Harden. And Good Bye.

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Harden for Lars...? Nice.

2 years, 11 months ago on Why The Hell Can’t We Beat Chicago?

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Haynesworth AND Ochocinco? I don't follow football really, but vaguely root for the Pats just for the Boston fans...but apparently the Patriots think going the 'Raider route' is a good idea.

I hope they lose every damn game. No offense.

2 years, 11 months ago on This Is Why We Wanted Football Back?

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@BB.13 @Sharpie Anytime you have John Kruk agreeing with you, one needs to take a step back and reassess

2 years, 12 months ago on Instant Replay Anyone?

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@Sharpie Yup . I've yet to see a replay or photo that definitively shows contact. All I've seen are a bunch of people who don't understand visual perspective.

Though I do think he was out.

2 years, 12 months ago on Instant Replay Anyone?

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Yesterday, when some graphic of Heidi was on the screen, my 6-year old says "Do you like her?". I made some non-commital grunt as I'm really neither here nor there on her, and he said, "Yeah you do. You want to marry her."

Sadly he's mistaken....now if Amalie had been on-screen...

2 years, 12 months ago on Miss Heidi Watney and I Will See You Suckers Later

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Drew's going on the DL...I'm sure that will upset a lot of folks.

2 years, 12 months ago on Jump On In. The First-Place Water’s Perfect!

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@poprocksncoke That place makes Mos Eisley look like The Love Boat.

3 years ago on Ten Days In July

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Sox roll over for the Palehose. I predict they save Ozzie's job.

3 years ago on Ten Days In July

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oops..sorry, did I say about 80? I meant about 100.

3 years ago on Another Day Game, Another Win

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Just want to point out...as I will everytime JD Drew gets flak here: JD Drew and Carl Crawford...virtually identical right now. JD Drew in HIS first year at this time of year? About 80 OPS points higher than Crawford, for 6million less. Now how much shit was Drew getting at this time of year in 2007 round here? No clue.

3 years ago on Another Day Game, Another Win

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Y'all should check out Shitwalters latest gems

3 years ago on Sox Win 1-0 in 16

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Seriously? All that ridiculous CGI in the new POTA movie? Ugh....

3 years ago on The 2011 All Star Game Stream-Of-Consciousness Post

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Its the way Josh says "It's gonna be a long year"...love it.

3 years ago on Angry Birds!

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"That was a nice swing," manager Terry Francona said. "There's times when we pinch-hit for Red"

hmmmmm...

3 years ago on ‘Cause Nothing’s Ever As Good As When You’re On Top

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Mill-er-Wood time? Fukk no. He's 36, give the spot to Doubront or some other guy I've seen bandied about that's doing well in Pawtucket.

Course Julian Tavarez is but a bottle of jacks, a hooker, and a phone call away.

3 years ago on Bad Backs And Heart Attack Saves

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Unfortunatly a back-end of Doubrant/Miller/Wakefield is only slightly better.

Oh...and who do you get rid of in the BP? Wheeler?..I guess.

3 years ago on Time For Lackey To Go

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GD Scoots....those belt-high fastballs down the middle of the plate not good enough?

3 years ago on Homeward Bound

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@VJ in Stuttgart @GarrettCRW Im jus predicting at the end of the day CC and his contract will make JD Drew look like Cal Ripken jr....but I bett CC doesn't catch half as much hell for it

3 years ago on Seventh Inning Wrecking Crew Strikes Again

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@VJ in Stuttgart Oh, i totally agree on JD this year. He's done. Toast. Old....etc...I'm jus sayin Crawford is more fragile than people think, and I actually am a hammy expert. Theres no way a grade 1 strain (the least possible) lays someone out for 4-5 weeks. I don't hate Crawford. Im jus sayin its ominous that as fast a guy as Crawford is put out so long by the least possible strain,

3 years ago on Seventh Inning Wrecking Crew Strikes Again

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Just a little something on whipping boy Drew..he was on the DL only once, and it took until his third or second year to do so. And that was for part of his spine coming out. Crawford (who will never smell JDs jock stat-wise) is knocked out for 3 (?) weeks now for a grade one hamstring pull and is only at 50% now. This from a guy whose speed is supposed to be his forte

3 years ago on Seventh Inning Wrecking Crew Strikes Again

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Supposedly Drew and Reddick are horrible against lefties. ...I don't see how they could be worse than McDonald and Cameron though.

3 years ago on Interleague Blues

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Did i hear the phrase "Big Papi infield hit"?

3 years, 1 month ago on “Ah, We’ll Get ‘em Tomorrow.”

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Time to put in Pavel Bure, Canucks!!

3 years, 1 month ago on I Believe in Josh Beckett.

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Cue "Sweet Georgia Brown"

3 years, 1 month ago on “Is There No One On This Planet Who Will Challenge Me?”

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@Tex19 mdc is in the minors? I didn't know that. Apparently I could have seen Casey Kelly pitch for San Antonio and didn't know it (against Tulsa)

3 years, 1 month ago on Open Letter to the D-Bag Who Stood and Cheered When Youk Got Plunked During Last Night’s Game

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you all with mlb.com should tune into the replay of ARod getting plunked and looking like a frikking soccer player and Talbot geting tossed.

3 years, 1 month ago on Open Letter to the D-Bag Who Stood and Cheered When Youk Got Plunked During Last Night’s Game

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@Tex19 Im playing it...man, some of you guys must be hardcore. My team did fantastic, yet they're only in 15th place

3 years, 1 month ago on Last Chance To Sign Up

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I was hoping last nights game would be rained out so Josh would go tonight.

3 years, 1 month ago on Tonight's The Night!

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@rmoore Biggest hit will be on D with Scoots and Youk on the left and Lowrie at 2B

3 years, 1 month ago on Hair Up, Yanks Down!

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Cant post pics with Livefyre? I have a funny one of Tony Teixiera

3 years, 1 month ago on The Big Bad Red Sox

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@bobsar Lowrie had nothing to do with Pedroia dropping the ball, muffing the DP, not applying the tag better (yes the ump missed it) or Saltys passed balls/WP and missing his own pop-up

3 years, 1 month ago on Open Letter To The Red Sox

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In the year 2525, Wake's knuckler will still look live. There won't be a thing you can do, he'll make you look like a fool.

In the year 3535, don't bother taking a swing, it ain't no lie. Every hack you take that day, makes you look stupid in every way.

In the year 4545, Tim's still getting paid a million a year. Even though won't cover the cost of a hot dog and beer.

3 years, 1 month ago on You’re Gonna Miss Tim Wakefield When He’s Gone. In 2375.

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@Fla Beck/Becky There arn't any!!! And the Sox are more important!!!

3 years, 2 months ago on Is It 2010 Again?

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Thats funny, im under a tornado warning right now

3 years, 2 months ago on Is It 2010 Again?

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"Lawgiver...who knows the future?"

"Only Tim Wakefield my child. Only Tim Wakefield."

3 years, 2 months ago on Congrats to the Guy Who’ll Still Be Pitching Long After Talking Apes Have Taken Over the Planet

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You're pitching around Drew to get to a guy with a higher OPS than Tulo, Jeter, and Hanley? ...make em pay.

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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DNB DNB do not bunt

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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@Fla Beck/Becky Only Nixon goes to China, and only Beckett shakes off Tek.

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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If Aceves had a brain cell between his ears, he'd be good...but his shit has no place on the team right now.

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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@Jennie I sahre mine with Beckett :>

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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Youk's limping again..damnit..

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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@Sox on the Beach Colorado?

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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Hey Tex, since there's a break in the action. Did you go to game #2 of this season? Did you spend an hour just trying to get out of the parking lot to a major street?

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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Cue Yaketty Sax...seriously that was ugly Crawford

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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When did Lackey change his name to Accardo?

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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Rays win. The Bronx is burning.

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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Fancy talk for a team .5 games out of last place.

3 years, 2 months ago on Hey AL East, Remember Us?

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@Nomar Hamm Yeah, because no one knew about Manny pushing down an employee or sitting out games. No one knew anything about Nomar. Whatever happened to tha

t guy anyway? I was just thinking how Boston is the quietest sports town in America.

3 years, 2 months ago on My New Least Favorite Red Sox Fan

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Oh cmon, she's fucking Matt Damon. She can't be that bad.

3 years, 2 months ago on My New Least Favorite Red Sox Fan

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@English Sox Fan And if real life were a game of CM then Chelsea would have trophies.

oh..they do? nvm.

3 years, 2 months ago on As Good As It Gets?

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"can we please get over the “Tek needs to catch Beckett and Dice-K” madness now?"

Did we watch the same game? Fuk no. Salty can lick my chocolate balls.

3 years, 3 months ago on California Dreamin’

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I didnt know Vin Diesel played baseball

3 years, 3 months ago on Girl, You — and All of Red Sox Nation — Know It’s True

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@DON in VA I blame it on the rain

3 years, 3 months ago on Girl, You — and All of Red Sox Nation — Know It’s True

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@Tex19 @BB.13 What was up with the insane parking lot fiasco sat night? Sat there for about an hour, no one was moving, everyone was being stuffed into two lanes with the cross light giving us about a 5 second window to turn green and the doughnut eating fucking cops just sitting there instead of directing traffic.

3 years, 3 months ago on Girl, You — and All of Red Sox Nation — Know It’s True

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Yay..we're back to being loveable losers again!..albiet with a 180million dollar payroll...

3 years, 3 months ago on Girl, You — and All of Red Sox Nation — Know It’s True

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@johnswalters

Those same fences only yielded 3 homers for the Sox

3 years, 3 months ago on AL East Wrap-Up

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My report from Texas can be summed up as folows: That 'Claw and Antler' shit has got old real quick.

3 years, 3 months ago on Texas: Can’t Hold ‘em

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In the words of the immortal Tone Loc: "Let's do this."

3 years, 3 months ago on An Early Preview of Beatdowns to Come?

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