VJ in Stuttgart
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Iwould have thought Ellis Burks would have made it to this esteemed list.
6 days, 11 hours ago on Things I’ve Said Before Red Sox Spring Trainings: A Brief History of Delusion
You did not forget my two favorites: J. Tavarez and my half-Okinawan brother from another mother Dave "Class Act" Roberts. Very nice Red.
Now, before we get misty eyed, when do we welcome the MFY's to Boston with a swift kick in the junk for their new catcher? Lets get this rivalry started right.
1 week ago on Red Sox Valentines You Can Use
I think he played "hide the salami" Red.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Happy Birthday, Fred Lynn: The Original Gangsta
I just want to see another Championship team, just so I can tell MFY fans to suck it. Seem reasonable?
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Confession: I Never Loved the Rolling Rally
Is the pants "thing" in reference to Julian Tavarez? Damn you man, I thought I could make it a month or two without the visual. Arrrgh.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on How the Red Sox Can Make 2015 Better than 2014
We have young talent
The ball girl is very cute
Lets win it this year
That is my Christmas Haiku. Merry Christmas Red, Denton, and all you crazy SG'ers.
2 months ago on The Year in Red Sox Vines
So far, it's not bad but there are some "if's". At least they are all under 30.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Jon Lester Signs with Cubs. Panic Ensues.
Nice write up Red. I think the fault lies sqarely with Larry and the Incompitents who low balled him, then traded him. A 5 year $100M extension would have kept him and gave the team a solid veteran at the top of the rotation.
I wish him and the Cubs well. Except I can't root for a team managed by that smarmy douchebag Maddon. Where's Julian Tavares when you need him.
I think we kick so much ass next season, A-Rod will tell CC he feels something kicking his behind but no one is there.
Just a hunch.
3 months ago on The Hanley Ramirez Press Conference Was Kinda Hanlarious
Red, Red, Red....How many times must I say this : All of the moves by the FO don't amount to a hill of Mike Timlin arrows through the heart if it doesn't bring back Hazel Mae. That, was Red Sox Base... Um, am I straying off topic?
So, I tend to think that Benny C has something up his sleve, trade wise.
3 months ago on Red Sox Say, “Screw the Youth Movement,” Sign Sandoval and Ramirez
Why does Denton look like Ernie's demonic brother? So if the Sox make a trade for Lyle Overbay, you better be ready with the puppet episode of Pedie and the Bay.
3 months, 1 week ago on SG Red Sox PuppetCast: Just a Couple Puppets Talking About 2004
I say we sign him for one day, and he retires a Red Sox guy. Just to see him at Fenway one last time.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Do Not Youk Gentle Into That Good Night
Golden prose from a different time. Thanks for the repost.
4 months ago on How Curt Schilling and His Balls of Steel Saved Us All Ten Years Ago Tonight
I like the little movment towards CHB, and tnat smirk that said, "screw you Shaunessey. I will make you eat your words for the rest of your life".
Or it meant Him and Bellhorn were getting hookers after the game.
4 months, 1 week ago on That Time Kevin Millar Predicted the Future
This only means two things:
1. Jon is hedging his bets that John Henry and the boys have a sweet deal in the cards for him.
2. He heard Julian Tavarez was looking for a crash pad for his twin Guatemalan midget sisters along with a party place for the "Lost but not forgotten" Devern Hansack......
I go with #2
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Jon Lester Selling His Newton Home Can Only Mean One Thing.
The bottom line is this:
5 months ago on Jeetah!
@GarrettCRW I think the best dish will be when the MFY's show up next season and A-Roid is in the lineup. Break out the masks of the stripper he was doing and let Lester beat his ass with a fastball (I really believe Lester comes back. Mark my words)
The last pic of Mike Napoli... It makes me think of an episode of 3's Company, where he streaks by Mr. Hooper..... I don't know why that is but he belongs in a sitcom.
5 months, 1 week ago on We Interrupt this Season to Remind You That the Red Sox Won the AL East a Year Ago Today
I like what I see with the youngsters. Now we shall see what Ben is allowed to do regarding the FA market. If he can add the right pieces, we should be in good shape for a few years.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on 2014 Red Sox Channel 2013 Red Sox. And Magic Happens.
@GarrettCRW Because MLB and ESPN gently massage the taint between his nuts. Lets see if this happens when Pedroia retires.
Hey kids, Vazquez just made an awesome throw to third for an out.
Watching the Red Sox on here and football on the TV. Life is good.
And that was a shit game to lose. Papi goes yard twice, as does Superman Holt. Then Koji morphs into Calvin Schiraldi...... Ugh. This is a dreadful season. Lets go football.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Rivalry Rubber Match vs. NFL Debut
Why is it that Grand Funk and the Eck just seem to go together? Priceless.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Ten Shows NESN Needs to Produce, Like Right Now
9 runs and 14 hits? Holy shit batman...Oh, it's Houston. But I'll take it.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on FEELS ALERT: Red Sox Hall of Fame Welcomes New Inductees
@GarrettCRW If he can hit .275 and have a little pop (maybe 15-20 HR's), he will be a great CF.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on The Red Sox, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. But Still Fun to Watch.
Hi folks. I see this one is running a bit late.
Is this the new way of SG? Show up for the win. Glad to see some grit from Joe Kelly..... And a close win.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Saying Goodbye Is Never Easy, John Lackey
I do not feel really bad, as he is a millionare, and has a WS ring courtesy of being good during last season's stretch run. BUT........
Someone needs to give the guy a few easy wins, or at least get into the playoffs.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on We Love Jake Peavy but the Guy Can’t Catch a Break
Yep, I feel it. But lets channel it twords hate of the MFY's. At least they will not be going anywhere but golfing this October.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on New Look Red Sox, Same Results
And now that I watch, Webster turns into Doubront. I am going away so we can win.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Red Sox v.2 For The Win
Hey kids. I see we are doing OK with v 2.0 of the Red Sox, eh?
@blakeflag Traded to the MFY's?
7 months ago on Lester and Gomes to Oakland, Cespedes to Boston. City Starts Drinking at 10:00am.
@blakeflag My 12 year old can throw strikes. Might be a tad slow, but he'll throw it over. That has to be good for a million or two, right?
Holy shit sticks, Lackey has just left the building as well. Ben better know what he is doing or he will be shot tomorrow.
I say the Red Sox have a plan. If not, Larry and company are drawn and quartered at dawn after Lester signs somewhere else. Period.
@blakeflag Agree. And to top it off, the ghost of Julian Tavarez will come back to Boston if Lester is allowed to leave. PANTSLESS Julian Tavarez I might add. People, we can not let this happen. Think of the children.
7 months ago on If the Red Sox Trade Jon Lester, Someone Must Pay
Kids, Peavy has left the building for some prospects. Renton, a eulogy is needed.
7 months ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.
Well, that sucked. Jon deserved to win. Farrell needed to leave Miller in. But overmanage he did and Taz was beat the @&$/ up by Longoria and the D-bags.
Lets get the next two, and pray Ben does not trade Lester.
7 months, 1 week ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.
Keep buying donuts and dreaming Red.
7 months, 1 week ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?
Nice one. So, if we could get the ghost of Calvin Schiraldi (Mujica for you not in tune with relievers that suck) to deeply inhale we could open a roster spot up.
7 months, 1 week ago on You Thought “Chicken and Beer” Was Bad?
You are right Red, it is good to be on the side of the Sox. Now lets continue the carnage and slap these bitches down for three more.
7 months, 1 week ago on Brock Holt Says “Screw You, Gravity!”
NO MUJICA... Farrell. you risk being hanged at noon if you do.
7 months, 1 week ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Is it wrong for me to want Pedie to hit it out here?
@GarrettCRW @VJ in Stuttgart They had a HR in the 9th, and two on base. But what can you expect from the Astro's Jr. this year?
8 K's for Jon... NICE
Wow, too bad Drew can't hit the side of a barn with a bat and ball.
The Reds have tied their game with the MFY's at 2, middle of the 8th. Go Reds.
@GarrettCRW @Sox on the Beach More Holt/Vasquez/Bogarts/De La Rosa/Workman is what I say.
7 innings, Jon throws up a goose egg, 4 hits and 7 K's with one walk. Very nice.
HOLT with the nice play