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Dirty Water. High Five City. FUCK YOU, YOU'RE OUT!
2 days, 6 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?
So much for your winning streak, Rays. HA HA HA
Finish them, Koji.
Rays fans are now looking at the attendance for this weekend's game and saying "but the scum Red Sox media doesn't think we have any fans".
...how many Red Sox fans were at the games this weekend? That's all I have to say.
@Jennie @alexis_b82 They're giving away Joe Maddon wine glasses at a game in the near future they were just saying. Riiiiight
2 days, 7 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?
@Jennie It's their Christmas in July game. Why? Because they need gimmicks.
2 days, 8 hours ago on Red Sox Trade Jake Peavy. But Who Gets Chief?
And apparently they think Ortiz needs to "respect the game". I remember David Price in the game on May 30th and I am just laughing and laughing.
This is the funniest thing I have seen all week.
@GarrettCRW @alexis_b82 http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/5c/a4/5f5ca46b8e1aee5b2dd32124629a2106.jpg
Butt hurt Rays fans on my Twitter timeline. I am loving it.
Better late than never. I am wiling to take a rally shower for the team.
4 days, 1 hour ago on Time for Red Sox to Embrace the Spoiler Role. Starting with the Rays.
Buenos noches, amigos.
6 days, 3 hours ago on Are the 2014 Red Sox an Actual Thing That is Happening?
1 week, 2 days ago on Trading Crawford, Beckett and Gonzalez: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
The "best fans in baseball"? Not with this kind of alcohol abuse.
@GarrettCRW @alexis_b82 I've seen it when my brain hasn't been boiled.
The Wally Wave. Why? WHY?
@VJ in Stuttgart I've grown rather fond of young Mr. Holt.
I like this game.
@VJ in Stuttgart You're even ahead of me. Is it the time difference?
BLUE WOLF! That was a beauty too.
@VJ in Stuttgart @alexis_b82 By the end of this game I hope to be able to hear colors.
@VJ in Stuttgart @alexis_b82 If this is hallucination, I don't ever want it to end
... I'm seeing that score correctly right? I was out cleaning my car and the heat may be making me hallucinate.
This is me. "....you're not Don."
2 weeks, 4 days ago on “Marty, Set the DeLorean for Summer 2013.”
Home in time for the end of the game. Sweet.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on One Beard To Rule Them All
Wow, what a catch
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Dustin Pedroia Makes an Impassioned Plea to Add KISS to the Clubhouse Playlist
Mujica? Ah no.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Bigfoot. The Loch Ness Monster. The Red Sox Reaching .500 Again in 2014.
First big league HR over the monster! Atta boy, Mookie!
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Now The Baseball Gods Are Just Screwing With Us
Thank you, sir! May we have another?
Not asking for the world, Jonny. A base hit. Keep it going.
1 month ago on Last Night’s Red Sox Loss, as Told Through My Tweets
No outs. Three straight walks. Alright, you assholes. Do something with it.
If ESPN is going to show people eating in the stands of a ballpark, can it be people who chew with their mouths closed?
No one cares about Jeter
Career HR 450 right there. Boom
ESPN announcers. Yay.
@GarrettCRW @alexis_b82 I turned on the game, it might be my fault. Turning off to see what happens
1 month ago on The Ride Continues…
Yeah, Lackey. That's what we're all thinking as well.
Who is this beard imposter on the Mariners?
I love Brock Holt.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Which is it?
Here we go!
Brock Holt. Baggy pants, tall socks, ball player. Love this kid.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on “Why Can’t I Quit You, 2014 Red Sox?”
The X Factor! Sox on the board
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Brandon Workman Learns You Can Only Hit Batters If You’re David Price
Well, I don't like this at all
Let's get it going, boys.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Stephen Drew II: The Return of Uncle Dirt