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Amen, brotherman! Jackie Badass Bradley, Jr. is already at the fort. Orsillo is on the treadmill working off the winter flab so he can get into some serious pool time in his Joseph Abboud banana hammock. X is building hospitals in Africa, probably. Let's get er going.
6 months, 1 week ago on Baseball?
My resolution is to listen to more podcasts, which means you guys need to make more.
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Another Year Gone By
Low Budget is a great album! West coast Friday night games Blow!!! Don't they know I'm too old to stay up late!
1 year ago on And Starring the Boston Red Sox as the 400 Pound Gorilla
Time to pound some tits. (Note* if you google that phrase the Buck Showalter quote is not the first entry. Nor the 9712th entry.
1 year, 3 months ago on What This City Needs Right Now
Apparently Lackey is an extremely generous tipper too. Plus he takes care of the young guys too. Its one of the reasons they all say his teammates love him. Fer sure.
1 year, 3 months ago on Dinner’s On John Lackey
Chad and I are similar in that we're both doughy white guys.
1 year, 5 months ago on It’s Been A Long, Cold, Lonely Winter
I'm down for doing some running man on the monster.
1 year, 6 months ago on Hammer Time!
Woot, that's me. I sent an email.
1 year, 7 months ago on Winner’s Circle
Kathryn Tappen CF
Hiedi Whatney SS
Hazel Mae C
Melissa McCarthy, The new big Papi, (mami?) DH
Sophia Vierga, How old is she? 1B
Kristen Stewart, RF ( the new JD Drew, Seems like she doesn't care but secretly effective)
Hannah Storm, ( crafty veteran) 3B
Abi the crazy Brazilian chick from Survivor. ( good for sound bites.) 2B
Amy Poehler, LF (May be a defensive liability)
SP: Jennie Finch
Manager: Tyrion Lannister
1 year, 7 months ago on Big-Ass Red Sox DVD Giveaway
kind of reminds me of the movie where the owner's kid gets put in
charge and no one respects him and they all goof off and hide dog poop
under his desk so he flips out and fires everyone. But usually dad comes
in and makes him hire everyone back and he gives a stern but
compassionate speech to everyone and then the kid mellows out and
there's a musical montage by Huey Lewis and the News while everyone
loads up a bunch of trucks and the kid buys donuts and coffee for
everyone. Too bad John Henry is in Liverpool.
1 year, 11 months ago on Red Sox & Dodgers Set to Complete Tradezilla
What a lot of people forget about the story on Mo getting the standing O at Fenway was that the Sox had played the MFY's the weekend before and Mo blew 2 saves I believe. One was on a home run by Tek, i'm pretty sure. That's why the ovation was so huge. He's one of a kind.
2 years, 2 months ago on No Mo?
2 years, 3 months ago on “Fister” Joke, Blah Blah Blah, I Hope Josh Turns in a Good One
I was kidding about JD. I don't miss him at all. In fact, I barely remember he played here.
2 years, 3 months ago on Gone (in 2012) But Never Forgotten
You forgot JD Drew.
Ted Williams' head!
Every member of the Kennedy family, just to screw with D&C.
The drunk Canadian who sang Bohemian Rhapsody.
Mitt Romney on a polo pony.
2 years, 4 months ago on Who Throws the First Pitch at Fenway’s 100th Anniversary Game?
This is an outrage. Who in here hasn't finished up a hard day of work by cracking open a brewski in the old break room? If we let this happen the terrorists win.
2 years, 5 months ago on Valentine Brings Back Prohibition
Awesome. That pretty much sums it up.
2 years, 5 months ago on Because Apparently The Season Can’t Start Until We Get This
Wait? What? You didn't come up with "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"?
2 years, 6 months ago on “There’s No One/Except the New Girl”
They have "Designer drugs" in Cali.
2 years, 7 months ago on The Best in the West?
Someone didn't get the Rock em Sock 'em Robots he wanted for his birthday.....
2 years, 7 months ago on Can Bobby Valentine Ban “Sweet Caroline?”
Glad to see you guys are still clutch. My favorite part of that movie it that crazy Lili Taylor. She rocked.
2 years, 8 months ago on The Adventures of Ellsbury ‘n’ Elf: Every Teardrop for Terry is a Waterfall
2 years, 10 months ago on Because, as Papa Jack Used to Say, “Somebody Got to Pay”
This was a big hit in 2004: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ytxZdmSqr0
2 years, 10 months ago on Not Dead Yet
Rock the tassel vest
2 years, 10 months ago on Backing Into the Playoffs: Every Bit as Acceptable as Admitting You Like that “Muskrat Love” Song
2 years, 10 months ago on I Still Want the East
2 years, 10 months ago on After an Epic Beatdown, Sometimes the Only Thing That Makes Sense is a Photo of Don Orsillo in a Swimming Pool
The fuck happened to me greater than symbol.
2 years, 11 months ago on From the Team That Brought You Derek, Erik, Jason and Spike
They refused my offer of NKOTB for Temple of the Dog.
Pixies > Nirvana....there, I said it.
Little known fact....Jeff Reardon organized a group of young toughs into a brutal bank robbing gang to boost his already inflated income.
2 years, 11 months ago on “Here’s to the Worst Red Sox Team Ever Assembled”
I won't even accept ironic when it comes to Journey.
2 years, 12 months ago on Don’t Stop Believin’… in John Lackey
That video should have warned us about the shitstorm known as Damn Yankees that was coming. A supergroup of suck. That was when we should have known Ted Nugent had lost his mind.
3 years ago on The Secret to John Lackey’s Success
Well played Denton. She is not jacked and pumped.
3 years ago on Pete Carroll Unable To Lead Women’s Soccer Team To World Cup Victory
We were kicking unholy ass. Let's get back to doing that.
3 years ago on 2011: Chapter Two
Real Texans get branded in the womb.
3 years ago on Mistake…Mistrial…Mess
At least we know it'll be sunny.
3 years, 1 month ago on Philadelphia: Your Mysteries So Deep, Your Wonders So Vast
Not to mention the bobble of the grounder that could have been a force out at home that ended up scoring the winning run in the 7th. It's ok, just a little karmic rebalancing.
3 years, 1 month ago on Because Winning Them All Is Overrated
Did my fatherly duty and took all 3 boys to the game. We managed to stay long enough to see the start of the 7th inning beatdown. I think it was 8-3 when we left. Broke and exhausted, but good times.
3 years, 1 month ago on It’s Miller Time
Last time the Brew Crew were in town we had the first MEGApalooza. I got to sit with the enchanting Jojo in her friends premo seats and watched DiceK actually pitch a great game. Plus Braun hit a home run to left that took about .03 seconds to get out. Good times.
3 years, 1 month ago on Another Great Fenway Moment
If you're ever in the Vernon Vt library it should be on the shelf. I made my wife buy it when she was the library director.
3 years, 1 month ago on The Gift for The Dad Who Loves The Red Sox. And Booze.
When you're Adrian Gonzalez you can tell Tito that you're taking his seat and he won't say shit.
3 years, 1 month ago on Beasts in the East
I'm going to the game on Monday and the Commander is scheduled to pitch.....Unless they throw Miller in there in the interim.
3 years, 1 month ago on I Believe in Josh Beckett.
Now's a good time for Lester to start to dominate. He's got 8 wins and has been kinda shaky for most of them.
3 years, 1 month ago on “Is There No One On This Planet Who Will Challenge Me?”
Another GWAR (Gonzo with an RBI) game. Now has 2/3's of the triple crown.
@Sox in the Desert Lowrie has a sore shoulder too, so good timing for a day off.
To well? Grammar po-po says no-no.
Channel flipping with the Bruins game, but after I saw the highlights on ESPN and they showed that sick slider that Bard threw. 98 mph fastball and they that frisbee coming at you and breaking 2 feet. Awesome.
3 years, 1 month ago on Open Letter to the D-Bag Who Stood and Cheered When Youk Got Plunked During Last Night’s Game
Don't make me cut you.
3 years, 1 month ago on Last Chance To Sign Up