lost in the vast machine
Red Sox, runs & beer (and boobs, don't forget the boobs)
all you pbon haters can suck it - never shoulda let him go
9 months, 1 week ago on Red Sox vs. Phillies: The Rivalry Continues
@GarrettCRW it's harsher when you hit into an inning ending dp and then pop up and leave 2 in scoring position.... just sayin'
9 months, 3 weeks ago on We’re Number Three!
might be time to watch the 20 episodes of 2 broke girls i've been saving for situations like this...
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Dewey Said It Best Back in 2004
fuck luke scott.
9 months, 4 weeks ago on Dempster Diving
and happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!
@GarrettCRW @BB.13 only works in the movies
10 months ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″
no fuckin bats.
where's the fuckin' bats?
bats you fuckinfucks
heathcliff hanrahan warmin ...
10 months ago on The Power of Home
@GarrettCRW ump is crying too - wanted to call a strike
home plate ump is blind AND stupid.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on The Art of Taking Two
you can button your shirt now.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on The Power of Positive Vibes
Nevah doubted it.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on What This City Needs Right Now
he's still a pumpkinheadedfuck
10 months, 3 weeks ago on Peace, Love, Understanding and Boba Fett
fuckinfucks keep letting him off the hook.
runs and beer fuckos, not outs and lobstahs
@Tom Miles yup - nevah doubted it.
10 months, 4 weeks ago on Three the Hard Way
runs and beer fuckos, runs and beer.
11 months ago on Viewing It All Through Beer-Colored Glasses
nevah doubted it
11 months, 1 week ago on Bet on Baseball?
@Nikki in Denver - HA "douchenugget"