lost in the vast machine
Red Sox, runs & beer (and boobs, don't forget the boobs)
all you pbon haters can suck it - never shoulda let him go
6 months, 1 week ago on Red Sox vs. Phillies: The Rivalry Continues
@GarrettCRW it's harsher when you hit into an inning ending dp and then pop up and leave 2 in scoring position.... just sayin'
6 months, 3 weeks ago on We’re Number Three!
might be time to watch the 20 episodes of 2 broke girls i've been saving for situations like this...
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Dewey Said It Best Back in 2004
fuck luke scott.
6 months, 4 weeks ago on Dempster Diving
and happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!
@GarrettCRW @BB.13 only works in the movies
7 months ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″
no fuckin bats.
where's the fuckin' bats?
bats you fuckinfucks
heathcliff hanrahan warmin ...
7 months ago on The Power of Home
@GarrettCRW ump is crying too - wanted to call a strike
home plate ump is blind AND stupid.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on The Art of Taking Two
you can button your shirt now.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on The Power of Positive Vibes
Nevah doubted it.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on What This City Needs Right Now
he's still a pumpkinheadedfuck
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Peace, Love, Understanding and Boba Fett
fuckinfucks keep letting him off the hook.
runs and beer fuckos, not outs and lobstahs
@Tom Miles yup - nevah doubted it.
7 months, 4 weeks ago on Three the Hard Way
runs and beer fuckos, runs and beer.
8 months ago on Viewing It All Through Beer-Colored Glasses
nevah doubted it
8 months, 1 week ago on Bet on Baseball?
@Nikki in Denver - HA "douchenugget"