lost in the vast machine
Red Sox, runs & beer (and boobs, don't forget the boobs)
@GarrettCRW it's harsher when you hit into an inning ending dp and then pop up and leave 2 in scoring position.... just sayin'
4 days, 3 hours ago on We’re Number Three!
might be time to watch the 20 episodes of 2 broke girls i've been saving for situations like this...
1 week ago on Dewey Said It Best Back in 2004
fuck luke scott.
1 week, 2 days ago on Dempster Diving
and happy Mother's Day to all you mothers!
@GarrettCRW @BB.13 only works in the movies
2 weeks ago on “I’ll Take Jap Anus Relations For 200″
no fuckin bats.
where's the fuckin' bats?
bats you fuckinfucks
heathcliff hanrahan warmin ...
2 weeks, 1 day ago on The Power of Home
@GarrettCRW ump is crying too - wanted to call a strike
home plate ump is blind AND stupid.
4 weeks ago on The Art of Taking Two
you can button your shirt now.
1 month ago on The Power of Positive Vibes
Nevah doubted it.
1 month ago on What This City Needs Right Now
he's still a pumpkinheadedfuck
1 month ago on Peace, Love, Understanding and Boba Fett
fuckinfucks keep letting him off the hook.
runs and beer fuckos, not outs and lobstahs
@Tom Miles yup - nevah doubted it.
1 month, 1 week ago on Three the Hard Way
runs and beer fuckos, runs and beer.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Viewing It All Through Beer-Colored Glasses
nevah doubted it
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Bet on Baseball?
@Nikki in Denver - HA "douchenugget"
@StacyB @hannah82 to be fair, some of the credit goes to miller too.