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Oscar must be completely psycho or the biggest pimp in the world. I want to know what kind of pussy he has on reserve if he thought he could take this one out and still maintain a normal life. 

1 year, 5 months ago on Did Olympic Sprinter Oscar Pistorius Murder His Model Girlfriend?

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She should visit Bret Musburger as often as he wants to hit that ass. Her visits should include grinding up Viagra and sprinkling it on his mashed peas, fucking him silly and then changing his diaper when it's time to leave. He handed her a career on a silver platter the same way he did with Jenn Sterger when she was at Florida State.

No Bret Musburger? This "model" from Alabama would be lucky to walk the 2013 Easter Show at The Shoppes at East Chase.

1 year, 5 months ago on Katherine Webb Killed It @ S.I. Swimsuit 2013′s NYC Kickoff Party

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I'm assuming that you've heard from Kate's agent, right? S/he has to be begging you to take this post down because it makes Kate look so foolish by comparison.

1 year, 5 months ago on Irina Shayk vs Kate Upton – S.I. Swimsuit Issue Cover Matchup

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I don't know, but I think that purple is kinda hot. Sometimes, it's what you DON'T show that makes a look complete. Don't love the hair/makeup/face from straight on. Something seems a bit off. That pic with her looking over her shoulder, though? Yes, please!!

1 year, 5 months ago on Wow, Really? Irina Shayk Wore A Turtleneck Dress To 2013 S.I. Swimsuit Launch Party in NYC

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I'm sorry but to simply state that "Irina > Kate" is an understatement. Irina makes Kate look like something my dog threw up. These are some insane pictures and I don't know how she isn't a permanent fixture on SI's swimsuit cover. 

1 year, 5 months ago on Irina Shayk: 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Bikini Photos

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I would empty my balls right here in my cubicle (err, personalized work space) if you posted a Minka vs. Alicia Keys cankle/meaty leg match up, Moe. 


1 year, 5 months ago on NYC: Minka Kelly Shows Off Legs; Making Progress On Cankle Problem

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@bryanzee  I agree. Nobody would look twice at here If she lived across the street and worked as a librarian or nurse. It's the fantasy of when she was hot that keeps the dream alive.

1 year, 5 months ago on Newly Single Kelly Brook Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!

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I bet the VS makeup artists could make her look like Adriana to be a passable substitute at an appearance. 

1 year, 5 months ago on Sara Sampaio: Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalogue

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He was scared by the SOUND of gunfire to the point of losing control of his car and crashing into an apartment building? He's going to have a tough time living this one down. 

1 year, 6 months ago on Somebody Wants Rick Ross Dead; Car Was Shot Up in FL

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Who cares about her legs right now? She's always had legs. Did she get her tits done or not? Lots of plunging necklines lately. 

1 year, 6 months ago on Taylor Swift Works Her Sexy Legs at NRJ Awards 2013

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I see that Terry has that Tiger Woods' "If it ain't snowin', I ain't goin'" vibe to him. 

I approve. 

1 year, 6 months ago on Terry Richardson Definitely Has The Best Job In The World!

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Pick her up at 5:00 on a Friday afternoon and deliver her at noon on Monday. Unlimited access to that ass the entire time. How much for that weekend? Any oil barons, technology visionaries, venture capitalists or other rich guys on here. Give me a ballpark figure on what you'd pay for access to that ass.

1 year, 6 months ago on Queen Booty Sophie Turner Works Her Bikini Body in Sydney!

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For however many years I've been drooling over her, I have yet to find a significant flaw. I think she is just perfect. 

1 year, 6 months ago on Doutzen Kroes: Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalogue

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Tiger has already more than made up that $110M he paid her. I bet he doesn't think about her for more than 10 seconds a day. He can get some other hooker to do what she did, and probably get her to do it more enthusiastically. I just wish he'd come out and show us all the pussy he's getting. Heck, I wish he did that before he got caught!

1 year, 6 months ago on Is Tiger Missing Elin Nordegren? It Looks Like She’s Over Him…

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This is the closest to a replacement for Adriana that I think they've found. Will be interesting to see this one's development over the next couple of years. 

1 year, 6 months ago on Adriana Look-Alike Sara Sampaio Did A Shoot For Victoria’s Secret

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Still looks great, but not as great as in the past. I'd bang the daylights out of her and try to give her kid #3 if I were her husband. 

That said, there is no way in the world that she's working out twice a day for 3 hours each time. If anything, she's on an elliptical all that time. She would be ripped if she could spend that much time actually working out. In these pictures, it looks like she's not even in good enough shape to work out that long. I call BS on that claim. 

I'd still fuck her silly, though. Let's keep the important things in mind. 


1 year, 6 months ago on GOD-D-D-DAAAYUM! Jessica Alba Bikini Pics From Cabo!!

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Wish I could claim this one, but I saw it on another site. Paraphrasing here, so apologies to the author if I don't get it 100% accurate.

"Why is this news? Kim Kardashian has more black seeds in her than a watermelon."

1 year, 7 months ago on The Best Tweets About Kim Kardashian’s Baby News

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This would make for the mother of all Maury episodes for paternity. Please let this be true. Pretty please!!

1 year, 7 months ago on Federline Brother Claims He Fathered Britney Spears’ Son

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Not that cute when compared to some of the others. 

1 year, 7 months ago on Emperor Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons & Sugar Baby w/ the Links!

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Starting to pork up a bit. Hope she doesn't turn into a fat woman with a great face when she's 35 or 40. Keep working, Minka!

1 year, 7 months ago on Post-Workout Minka Kelly Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Starting to pork up a bit. I hope she doesn't turn into the fat woman with the great face when she's 35 or 40. 

1 year, 7 months ago on Post-Workout Minka Kelly Brings The Afternoon Links!

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