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Sadly, I have to agree. I've died inside a little with these posts. Not even sure how I got sucked into this dismal abyss. If Ponder is our golden boy for our first Super Bowl then I'll eat crow (I am surprised by the outpouring for Mr. Ponder). I would love an awesome, kick ass defense! As long as AP can get a ring I don't care how or who we get to get it done. Seattles defense was something special. Russel Wilson is no slouch either though.
I'm now going to go and destroy my liver for even taking part in this conversation!
3 weeks ago on New Vikings OC Norv Turner Already on Hot Seat
I admitted the defense sucked ass in my previous response (see "dumpster fire"(that means not good)). When your defense is ranked 31 out of 32 it's pretty shitty. Not sure what more you want me to say on that? I think it's awesomely hilarious that you use phrases like "Ponder outgunned Cassel". Ponder is synonymous with outgunned just not him doing it. Let's go over the stats ONE more time. I had to look up their stats since both were in my rear view mirror.
Total yards: Cassel
Yards per game: Cassel
Yards average: Cassel
Games with multiple passing TD's: Cassel
Games with 300+ yards: Cassel
Games Won: Cassel
Here are some stats Christian did beat Matt on.
Pick 6's: Ponder
Games lost: Ponder
You're right Christian kicked his ass up and down!
You never did answer me to which qb played against the tougher defenses?
You like Christian, good got it. In all sincerity I wanted the guy to have a breakout year. Didn't happen and I don't think it ever will. He's not the answer at qb and neither is Cassel. If I had to choose (God help us all) I'd go with Cassel out of the 3 we had and so would Greg Jennings.
Don't get me wrong. Our defense sucked from the top down. From Leslie to the coordinator to Chris (Stevie Wonder) Cook. Audie Cole was let go from the team and then brought back to embarrass the coaches and the rest of the linebackers play. How do you overlook that ability for years? Our defense was an absolute dumpster fire all season long. And I would totally agree with them taking a defensive player with their first round pick. I get it! Especially since we shot ourselves in the foot for draft placement. But don't sit and defend your poor qb play. WOW, a whole 42 yards!! If that's your rallying cry for your performance then I feel bad for ya son. Of course you could of had a 60+ yarder to Rudolph who was wide open up the middle (I think I seen him stop and buy a Dome dog and put all the fixings on it while waving wildly to get your attention) but instead decided to stare down Simpson in triple coverage for a pick 6. Speaking of pick 6's, who had more? You or Matty?
I don't see us getting any sleepers (Russell Wilson anyone?) this draft so may as well keep playing you and hope for a top 2 or 3 pick next year.
Say hi to Samantha for me will you.
Glad to see Christian follows PJD, Welcome! Tell me Christian, the teams defensive rankings that you played against, did they rank better or worse than the defenses Matt faced? What was your TD to turnover ratio? Was it better or worse than Matts? Did your total yardage per game equal Matts? Yards Averaged better or worse? Your longest pass was what, 47 yrds? Matts was 79. Who has the better rating? And you already alluded to this but it's a BIG one. Who won more F'ing games (Christ, the fact I'm even having this argument is insane!)?!!!
Good luck in your future endeavors Mr. Ponder. Stop by again sometime.
Here I thought we were done with Ponder. Guy keeps coming back like a crack whore looking for another hit. Guess we know now where they're looking in the first round.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on New Vikings OC Norv Turner Already on Hot Seat
I love me some Toblerone!
3 weeks, 1 day ago on VIKTOR the VIKING Brings Your Lady a Valentines Delivery
Great article Scott! Some of the comments are a bit overreaching in their opinions. If the one thing that you take away from that article is him mentioning being passed by females then I feel sorry for you. Stop trolling!
Nobody likes burpees! That's the point. Why do you think Joe has us do thousands during the Death Races? They SUCK!! Keep fighting the good fight Scott & Amber
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I guess being a whiney China Doll has it's perks and Sidney bruises easier than Rhianna after a date. TJack with a Super Bowl ring?! God I just threw up in my mouth!!
1 month ago on Percy Harvin is a World Mutha F*ckin' Champ
I feel the same way.
1 month ago on Tarvaris Jackson: Super Bowl Winning Quarterback
You sir are a literary genius (IMHO)! I just wish Speilman would start drafting players according to their likeness to rap stars like Seattle. Who knew Busta Rhymes was a great cover corner?! It'd be more entertaining for us and the talent level couldn't be much worse.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on How Chris Cook (Probably) Spent Championship Sunday
Thank you, God! This season couldn't have ended soon enough. Cant wait to draft a mid-round, shitty qb from god knows where. I seen on the ESPN scroll the Vikings are interested in Del Rio... Kill me now.
2 months, 1 week ago on PJD's Game 16 Recap: Ending With a Resounding Fart Noise
Once again we have an older recycled qb who'll donkey punch our playoff hopes for the next few seasons. He did look good against Philly, fucker!!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Greg Jennings Made His Choice At Quarterback; Have You?
@CollegeWolf Amen to that!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on PJD's Game 14 Recap: The Last Metrodome Win?
Pretty sure if they held a Lottery for frustrated Vikings fans at say $10 a ticket to get a chance to blow that whore house up they'd pay for the new stadium in 30 minutes.
3 months ago on Vikings Stadium Ground Breaking Photo-travaganza!
This game has only solidified my belief that Vikings fans (most not all) have to have an extra chromosome in there somewhere. I read some forums on Facebook including yours and I just cannot believe the stupidity/ignorance, call it what you want, of some of these fans. "I hope we win out and end 7-7-1" (not even sure how that works since there are 16 games (see beginning statement about our fans)) If you're of the opinion that the franchise should shoot for a top draft pick the 'true' fans think you have to be F'ckin idiot.
I hate this last game for everything that it was. It didn't help team morale, screwed our draft position and showed me more than ever that our fans are not used to a winning team and doing what you have to to be a winning team. I'm not asking players to lay down and give up (ok, maybe a little) just give me the same effort you gave me in the game against the Giants.
I'm done, ranting, watching and caring about this season.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game 11 Recap: A Tie Sums up the 2013 Vikings Perfectly
Yeah, we'd be sitting pretty solid in #1 right now if it wasn't for this meaningless tie. Now we're in 4th by my math. Give me AP, Walsh, Patterson, and Harrison Smith ( I don't know why but I like the guy) and put the rest of the team in the Metro Dome when they implode that bitch!
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Masturbatory Game 11 Preview: This Crap Again?
I was watching the ticker under the game and seen the Jags and the Bucs won. I never, ever dreamed of this F'ing scenario. I'm still pulling for #2 overall. Atlanta (I know they're not looking for a qb, but..)has to win one more, right? Texans and Jags face each other one more time so if we can knock of the heroics BS we can still salvage something out of this. I want #1 overall god dammit!
Leave it to the Vikings to not win the game and still lose draft position. Dickheads!!
@CollegeWolf Here here!
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Hitler the Vikings Fan is Kind of Every Vikings Fan
A little dissappointed that the coaches didn't go for the trifecta quarterback play. I mean when was the last time a team had 3 different qb's throw an interception in a game? We need to have loftier goals than running every effin' time on first down and then 3 consecutive bubble passes. On the bright side, the packers know how it feels to be a NFL team without a franchise quarterback....for awhile.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 10 Preview: Redemption Time