Bio not provided
Pretty sure if they held a Lottery for frustrated Vikings fans at say $10 a ticket to get a chance to blow that whore house up they'd pay for the new stadium in 30 minutes.
2 days, 11 hours ago on Vikings Stadium Ground Breaking Photo-travaganza!
This game has only solidified my belief that Vikings fans (most not all) have to have an extra chromosome in there somewhere. I read some forums on Facebook including yours and I just cannot believe the stupidity/ignorance, call it what you want, of some of these fans. "I hope we win out and end 7-7-1" (not even sure how that works since there are 16 games (see beginning statement about our fans)) If you're of the opinion that the franchise should shoot for a top draft pick the 'true' fans think you have to be F'ckin idiot.
I hate this last game for everything that it was. It didn't help team morale, screwed our draft position and showed me more than ever that our fans are not used to a winning team and doing what you have to to be a winning team. I'm not asking players to lay down and give up (ok, maybe a little) just give me the same effort you gave me in the game against the Giants.
I'm done, ranting, watching and caring about this season.
1 week, 4 days ago on PJD's Game 11 Recap: A Tie Sums up the 2013 Vikings Perfectly
Yeah, we'd be sitting pretty solid in #1 right now if it wasn't for this meaningless tie. Now we're in 4th by my math. Give me AP, Walsh, Patterson, and Harrison Smith ( I don't know why but I like the guy) and put the rest of the team in the Metro Dome when they implode that bitch!
1 week, 5 days ago on Masturbatory Game 11 Preview: This Crap Again?
I was watching the ticker under the game and seen the Jags and the Bucs won. I never, ever dreamed of this F'ing scenario. I'm still pulling for #2 overall. Atlanta (I know they're not looking for a qb, but..)has to win one more, right? Texans and Jags face each other one more time so if we can knock of the heroics BS we can still salvage something out of this. I want #1 overall god dammit!
Leave it to the Vikings to not win the game and still lose draft position. Dickheads!!
@CollegeWolf Here here!
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Hitler the Vikings Fan is Kind of Every Vikings Fan
A little dissappointed that the coaches didn't go for the trifecta quarterback play. I mean when was the last time a team had 3 different qb's throw an interception in a game? We need to have loftier goals than running every effin' time on first down and then 3 consecutive bubble passes. On the bright side, the packers know how it feels to be a NFL team without a franchise quarterback....for awhile.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 10 Preview: Redemption Time
Easy on the sake there Danny.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Percy Harvin to Face Old Team This Weekend
We lose Thursday night and we're sitting solid in second place. Now we're in 4th and f'ing ourselves in the ass yet again! A guy overheard me tell my son, on the light-rail after the game, how I wished we would've lost. He looked me dead in the eye and said "do you really mean that?" I said yup, Ponder is a wash and so is this season. Our only chance is to draft a top tier qb. I could see it sink in. Like the guy hadn't even thought of that scenario. I love my Vikes but some of our fans are mentally I'll. keep up the good work PJD!
3 weeks, 4 days ago on PJD's Game 9 Recap: Winning is the New Losing
Can't even lose right, God damn it!! No way Jacksonville gets 2 wins this season and Tampa blows almost as bad. Hate my life!!
4 weeks ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 9 Preview: R-Words vs. V-Words
I don't feel good about this game. Like, we may actually win the damn thing and screw ourselves yet again. It is prime time, our defense sucks ass and Ponder has the arm strength of a 3 year old with Spina Bifida. It's going to be ugly either way.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Masturbatory Vikings Game 9 Preview: R-Words vs. V-Words
Going to this donkey show tonight. I'm going so I can watch AP and the quarterback we could've had if only we sucked a little bit more. I hope by this time next year I can go and watch our 1st round draft pick, the long snapper that Speilman just had to have, take us to a 2-14!
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Acting Cordial: Talking R-Words vs. Vikings with Redskins Hog Heaven
I was starting to sweat it there for a bit. Beginning to think this team couldn't even lose right!
1 month ago on Q&A With Purple Jesus | February
If the football thing doesn't work out you still have a hot wife who's employed.
1 month, 1 week ago on Samantha Ponder is Wendy Peffercorn and Not Much Else Matters
You know when Sherels, who dropped a potential pick 6 and lost a fumble is your bright spot, you're in trouble. Embrace the Suck!!
1 month, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game 6 Recap: Can't Hide in the Midwest Anymore
Not sure about my feelings on Josh Freeman but I really want a tiger now (sad face).
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Don't Worry, We Have Shirtless Pictures of Josh Freeman
Randy Moss catering? The food might not be fit to feed a dog but plenty good for the average Viking fan. Maybe Christian Ponders noodle shack? Going to have to be buffet style since he doesn't have the arm strength to get the plate across the counter.
2 months ago on Are These the New Vikings Stadium Concession Stands?
Sometimes my state actually makes me proud. NDSU and high school ball is all I have left now. I don't care if Ponder has a full blown yeast infection (Christian not Samantha). Start his ass! I don't need any heroics from Cassel to screw up my draft.
2 months, 1 week ago on Even North Dakota Hates Ponder and the Vikings
I agree with everything you said 100%. I want Cowher and Bridgewater. I want a coach who will lose his shit when they call a BS penalty! Lezlie smiles and nods with his ' aww gee' look on his face. Get pissed for once! Not all the time, but just once! Ponders arm is so weak that his 'bomb' to Patterson had to be caught at his ankles after he came back to the ball. I say we ride this train to the end. After the Steelers it's going to get ugly and I for one want to tank4Teddy. Keep up the good work PJD!!
2 months, 2 weeks ago on PJD's Game Three Recap: Keeping That Winless Streak Alive!
I.... I can't even string together a sentence to describe what a piece of shit game that was. We lost to the Cleveland Browns at home?! We lost to the Cleveland Browns, the gate keepers of shitty football, at home! God Dammit!! Their punter had more td passes than our special ed qb. Somehow our derelict coahing staff has managed to screw up the only thing we had going for us in AP. We have the NFL MVP, Pro Bowl MVP, Jennings, Patterson, Simpson, Webb and a quarterback that would get picked last at a Jerry's Kids football camp. Frazier said that Ponder was still his qb for London. Good, they can stare longingly into eachothers eyes while waiting in the unemployment line come Spring. At this point they should stick with Ponder and go for the #1 with Bridgewater. So many things with this team right now. What happened to our O-line, defense across the board (I still like Harrison despite getting burned on the last td), quarterback, and the entire coaching staff. If the Vikes screw up the '14 draft I'll be there with PJD and burn shit!
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Three Preview: Early Season Toilet Bowl