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I see you have advertisers in your sidebar which means you are making money from this site right?  If you are making money then dammit you are a professional writer.  The internet has changed all the preconceived "I have to have a book deal to be a real writer" crap IMO.  If you are getting paid for your writing (no matter how little), then you are a real writer.  Even if you weren't getting paid, I would say that judging by your output and dedication to blogging you are a real writer.  Real writers write yo!

2 years, 5 months ago on I Promise To Go Back and Reply To All Your Comments!

@tfpHumorBlog At least those are cheaper than $75!

2 years, 5 months ago on I Just Found Out I Spend More On My Haircuts Than My Girlfriend


It reminds me of a time we were hiking through the jungle here in Thailand.  Our guide inadvertantly disturbed a wasp nest as he pushed some branches aside and was bitten on his face, hands and arms about 10 times within 0.3 seconds.  By the time we got back down the mountain (maybe 15 minutes) his whole face had swollen up so badly he was literally unrecognizeable.  I hate wasps and hornets!

Have a look at this little bit of waspish humor:

2 years, 5 months ago on I ReWrote Annie’s Post


Maybe you could monetize this by creating an anthology of penis stories?  rotflmao

No seriously, if you're getting 200 hits a day on that search I'm sure you could sell at least a handful of books every day.

2 years, 5 months ago on My Mark On The Internet – Sigh…