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Bad Nora, bad Nora Roberts, you get off poor Harry Potter, no means no.

Go rape a Weasley if you're that hard up.

2 years, 4 months ago on Book Christmas Tree


ahh, breakfast of champions~

You should call the drink applejacks, that way no one can judge when you tell them that you had some for breakfast!

don't judge me....

2 years, 5 months ago on Candy Apple Cocktail


looks like she's smelling her armpits...

2 years, 5 months ago on Pesky Zippers


Let me get this straight...

Pam won't keep your muffins from sticking in the pan, but it jet dries nail polish? 

Witch! Witch!

2 years, 5 months ago on Cooking Spray Manicure Setter


Slightly off topic, but who the heck thought of adding soda to cake batter?

 I can just picture a woman in her trailer, moo-moo on, curlers in hair,

 "shoot pa! The darn water's been cut off again." 

a greasy, balding man wearing a yellow stained wife beater tank top and mc hammer pants while sitting in his recliner responds,

"whatcha want me to do about it?!"

"Well you can dump your mountain dew in the batter, unless you don't want your brother-son to get hims his birfday cake this year."


2 years, 5 months ago on Diet Soda Cake (or Cupcakes)


@m_pinning finally, someone I want to cookie exchange with!

2 years, 5 months ago on 2 Ingredient Apple Pie Cake


Just a friendly reminder, it's not low calorie if you eat the whole thing. My husband just points and calls me a witch, but I stand by my logic.

2 years, 5 months ago on 2 Ingredient Apple Pie Cake


actually, your skin looks brighter, more of a glow in the after pictures. though, that may be from an organic facial. It's ok, you don't have to talk about it, we've all been there.

2 years, 5 months ago on Homemade Facial Chemical Peels


looks like Mrs. Claus' bush...

2 years, 5 months ago on Ivory Soap Clouds


last time I let go of the monkey bars was in first grade. I landed on my arm and broke it in two places. F' ypu monkey bars, you don't know me.

2 years, 5 months ago on Life


@BobbieJoWilliamsHardy She's married, so I'm guessing she does....wacka wacka wacka

2 years, 5 months ago on Jello Worms


for the original post, who has pastel blood? Either the Carebears were cutting off their fingertips to avoid identification in the Care-Cousin murders, or the fuckin Easter Bunny picked the wrong garbage disposal to hide an egg in.

2 years, 5 months ago on Dripping Blood Manicure


the original look like Julia Roberts mouth....I'll take your smeagel smiles thank you.

2 years, 5 months ago on Apple Smiles


My husbands thought was, "it's like having a sleepover with your best friend, and play Dr. whenever you want." My first thought was, what kind of fucked up childhood friend did you have? Michael Jackson? Second, did you marry someone else while I was sleeping, cause as far as I know, the Dr hasn't done a house call all week.

2 years, 5 months ago on Marriage