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"even though I rather ironically also like the idea of very thick dive watches"
Excellent! So can we start seeing some reviews of those please, instead of this effete stuff?
8 hours, 10 minutes ago on Cartier Calibre Diver Watch Review
So I'm not the only one who read it as G Fart....
2 days, 10 hours ago on Greubel Forsey Art Piece 1 Watch Hands-On
@Fraser Petrick In my heart of hearts I want a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader...real bad. And not this watch.
6 days, 21 hours ago on Hublot Now In The NFL With Dallas Cowboys Football Team Sponsorship
A relatively restrained offering by their standards. I guess they are getting as tired of their own stuff as the rest of the world.
1 week ago on Hublot Now In The NFL With Dallas Cowboys Football Team Sponsorship
@MarkCarson @Zeitblom @Chaz_Hen Wanna be a baller, shot caller, twenty inch blades on the impala, caller getting laid tonight...man, ain't got no tahm for tahm, don't wear nothin' on *mah* ahm.....
1 week, 1 day ago on Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Selfwinding Tourbillon Chronograph Watch
@Chaz_Hen It's what they call synergy. Hublot, by aping AP, has opened our eyes to how awful AP really is.
Clever concept, stupid watch.
1 week, 2 days ago on Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Selfwinding Tourbillon Chronograph Watch
Love the 30 on its side!! Horological innovation at its spine-tingling worst!
1 week, 4 days ago on ITAnano Phantom Carbon Automatic 49 Watch Review
Would you *really* rather have a Patek than two of these?
Long ago I was a believer in "heritage". The more I learn, the less I believe.
1 week, 5 days ago on Ressence Type 1 Watches Hands-On
Truly beautiful and interesting, and I would buy one at half that price [this is high praise coming from me].
Though I would live in fear of hearing that the company went broke and that my watch was unfixable.....
Somehow I wasn't surprised --- some of his performances representing people who had suffered [for example, in Good Will Hunting] were just too good to be pure acting, no matter how talented the actor.
Nevertheless I too was hit by this, as I would not be by the passing of almost any other celebrity. RIP.
"Taking that drug to help you sleep is like going on chemotherapy because you're tired of shaving your head." --- RW
2 weeks, 6 days ago on RIP Robin Williams, Watch Guy
I know I'm a barbarian, but I have to say that I'd prefer that barometric Oris you reviewed recently. Better in every way, and slightly cheaper.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Breva Genie 01 Watch Hands-On: The Luxury Barometer Weather Station
" at it's core, cliff diving is Beyonce - spectacle, exceptional talent, aesthetic execution, and a world tour"
...... and a fat ass?
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Cliff Diving With Red Bull And Maurice Lacroix
I know I should give up asking the forbidden question, but I will anyway:
What does it weigh?
This is the only Rolex that I would consider, but it's nowhere near as interesting as an Omega Ploprof.
4 weeks ago on Rolex Deepsea Sea-Dweller D-Blue Dial Watch Is Tribute To James Cameron Deepsea Challenge 3D Movie
@DG Cayse Oh no, the secret is out! Let's all hope that he never realises that we all secretly envy the Hublot owners too!
1 month ago on Finally! Colorful Coatings For Most Metals: Rau-Tech Custom Rolex And Other Watches
@Richskarma "Can anyone comfortably wear a watch that needs to be 17+ mm thick?"
Answer: yes. I, and a lot of other people, do it daily. In fact, it's thoroughly enjoyable. Try before you cry.
1 month ago on IWC Aquatimer Automatic 2000 Watch Hands-On
@Feller87 @Zeitblom Always ready to oblige.
I love the red Daytona! And here I was thinking that nothing could be more tacky than the original.
All they need now is a little portrait of Chairman Mao on the dial. And on the little rectangles on the bracelet.
The apotheosis of the tasteless! Folks, when Satan slouches into town, this is what he will be wearing.
People who are whining about how nobody "needs" a 2000 m watch: nobody, including divers, "needs" *any* dive watch. So you can forget about that "argument". Are we also going to do away with all pilot watches, which likewise are needed by nobody, including pilots?
As for the size issue, we already had a big argument about that, not interested. But regarding the thickness: you might be surprised at how enjoyable a really thick and heavy watch can be. Try it before you judge.
And can we please, please have a permanent moratorium on the drivel about big watch = "compensation"? The real armchair psychologist could with equal justice say that people who wear smaller watches subconsciously want to dress as women. When you are tempted to put down the word, "compensating", be aware that a lot of other people will be thinking "closet transvestite".
You may now resume your fecal, I mean fetal position.
Oh, and I like this watch very much, but [a] titanium is too light, and [b] they can get back to me when they halve the price.
@MikeRitz "USD" refers to some exotic currency, like the Macedonian Denar or something, right? Right?!
1 month, 1 week ago on Bremont Wright Flyer Limited Edition Watch
@Ulysses31 @Feller87 "What will be their next piece? A watch that integrates shards of glass from a mirror that Jerome's grandfather coughed on a couple of times?"
Not tacky enough for them. A piece of burnt clothing from the Hindenburg would be more like it.
I must confess that I really like this. That is high praise indeed coming from someone who normally hates gimmickry. But if you are going for gimmicks, this is the way to do it [in contrast to the intensely horrible RJ things.]
Happily for me, it's likely that the price will be so ludicrous as to stop me from considering one. [Not that I don't necessarily have the cash, just that I don't like being treated like a fool, cf Patek].
@minip Nonsense. Go away please.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Buccellati Watches Hands-On In Milan
Proof that sober is not the same thing as boring.
And that you can still get a good watch for reasonable money.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Sinn EZM 13 Watch Hands-On
Hublot know their market, this is way above that.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Memorigin Transformers Tourbillon Watches With Optimus Prime Or Bumblebee
At a single blow, they make two groups of people look foolish:  the people who wear these things,  The people who pay $100K for a tourbillon. Well done!
@MarkCarson @Zeitblom Let's see, a sport where you have to wait 90 minutes for nothing to happen. Been done already.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Parmigiani Pershing CBF Chronograph Watches At The 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil
Free clue to all watch brands: sponsoring events, paying celebrities to wear your stuff, in fact anything that isn't directly connected your watch-making activities, actually does you more harm than good in the long run. For example, Zenith's recent activities in that line have put me off them, and this does the same for Parmigiani. One of the great attractions of the micro-brands is that they either don't have the money for this nonsense, or are too sensible to bother.
It's no coincidence that these particular watches are exceedingly repulsive [sparkly bezel, ugh].
@MarkCarson ``Ah, if it were only in a 48mm case.''
If it had been, then all the ``heritage'' people would be talking about ``classic, dignified enormousness is what people with real style go for....''
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Celebrating The 100th Anniversary Of The First Chronometer Certified Wristwatch By Rolex
@kevingrr ``Conversely, wearing a more reasonably sized watch is rarely going to draw criticism of those around you. "
Oh, heaven forbid that those around us should criticize us! I mean, that would just make us cry.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on What’s The Deal With Big Watch Sizes? The Large Timepiece Explained
One should also take hand size into consideration. Even if you have small wrists, a big watch can still look good if you have big hands. Not an uncommon combination.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on What’s The Deal With Big Watch Sizes? The Large Timepiece Explained
Excellent replacement for the bracelet. Now you just have to find a replacement for the watch itself and you are good to go......
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Introducing The Rubber B Rolex Deepsea Glidelock Watch Strap
@Ulysses31 @Zeitblom Yes! Tantalum it is! Nice and dense. Now just to find someone to make a watch case out of it....I wonder if Herr Spinner of UTS would be interested....
1 month, 3 weeks ago on JeanRichard Terrascope Aluminum Watch In Primary Colors Hands-On
I want to commend them for doing something different.....but.....aluminium feels like junk, no matter how nicely you anodize it.
Question for the metal heads out there: is there another metal that anodizes up nicely, but which doesn't have the density of cardboard? I'd really like to see a watch made of lutetium or something. Tungsten would be ideal, but I'll settle for hafnium.
@Dezianjo @Zeitblom Thanks! I did check their site but somehow missed this.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on The MeisterSinger Salthora Changes Up A Singular Design
Very nice, but hard to see why it is twice as expensive as the previous one you reviewed.
And why no pictures of the back?
It's interesting, very cool, price is laughable.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Visconti Abyssus Scuba 3000m Dive Watches Hands-On
In a few years you will have voice customization for these things. "Watch, look like a patek........
No ,on second thoughts make that a urwerk...."
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Motorola Moto360 Smartwatch Design Contest Reveals 10 Superb User Interfaces Created By The Public
@SuperStrapper @Zeitblom So what's he wearing?
Looks a bit like a Bremont.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Montegrappa My Guardian Angel Watch Hands-On
Gee, "Someone Else" must be really rich. Because he buys nearly all the watches we see here nowadays.
@SuperStrapper @Zeitblom As if that would stop him.
"To call it polarizing is an understatement,"
What!? You mean that there might be people who actually *dislike* this superb work of art, this acme of the watchmaker's skill, this heartbreakingly exquisite comment on the human condition, this metallic paean to all that separates us from the apes? Some people are just so unreasonable.....
Well anyway HR Giger might like it.
Just out of curiosity: is this the most over-priced piece of platinum on the planet?
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Tourbillon Chronograph Watch In Platinum Hands-On
"With both of these lines, Moda Operandi ensures that there’s a Rolex out there for every discerning taste. "
3 months ago on Vintage Rolex & Bamford Watch Department Online Trunkshow Sale
First thought: is it April 1 already?
So it seems that that morally and aesthetically repulsive Guevara thing was not an aberration after all.
This is actually one of the most beautiful watches currently being made. To stick on that ridiculous symbol of all that was most stupid and tacky about the 60s is just beyond belief. I have been a strong supporter of Zenith, but no longer. It's disgusting that they are going the way of Hublot and the rest.
Executive summary: I feel like throwing up. Thank Christ that they are only making 250 of these. If I just more carefully avoid the fat, thinning-hair oldsters in jeans who imagine that they are still "rockin'", I can hope never to see any of these POS.
3 months ago on Limited Edition Zenith El Primero Rolling Stones Watch
@MisterDeal @Zeitblom  It's very unlikely that an ordinary PP will increase in value, almost certainly not if it is actually used.  Yes, it's true: the best thing about Rolexes and PPs is that it is so easy to get rid of them.  "Collectibles", like rare coins for example, are things of which there is a limited supply. PP knocks out 50000 watches a year. No coin collector would pay above bullion value for anything as common as that.  Once the [really rather modest] development costs for a movement are amortized, which happened years or decades ago for companies like Rolex and PP which do minimal development work anyway, the cost of a movement, in house or otherwise, is trivial. As you so rightly point out, NOMOS has in house movements [which are excellent] but doesn't charge $35K for a steel watch. How is that possible? Because NOMOS, unlike PP, is not engaged in a high-level scam.
Please note: I am *not* saying that IWC watches aren't a ripoff. They are. But "in house" has nothing to do with it. Take a look at their Top Gun stuff. I'd rather waste 9K than 16K.
3 months ago on IWC Ingenieur Dual Time Watch Models In Steel
Man, I can totally understand why AP and Hublot love this guy. I mean, wearing a tacky blingy overpriced POS is just so jive turkey right? If it's fake I mean. If it's real then that is totally da shizzlits
3 months ago on The Most Common Fake Watches & Other Stories From The FakeWatchBuster
I know this has been beaten to death... But I can't resist. If they put an in house movement into this ugly thing, they would charge double. Would that be ok? If people feel that expensive watches with eta or Sellita movements are a often a ripoff, I certainly agree... But I think you will find that the great majority of even more expensive watches with in house movements are even more of a ripoff. I know someone who paid well over 35K for a steel Patek P. I think that that is vastly more foolish than buying one of these.
Rule # 1: If you are going to eat numbers, make sure you eat the whole thing.
3 months ago on Christopher Ward C1000 Typhoon FGR4 Watch Review
By the way, they *do* know what happens to 24 karat gold when it gets knocked against anything harder than rubber, I suppose? Forging won't change that more than minimally. Look forward to having a *very*... umm... uniquely remodelled timepiece in short order....
3 months ago on Bulova Accu-Swiss Percheron Watch Available In Solid 24k Gold For $42,000