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Well I live in North Dakota where 'Butt-Ass Cold' is an actual season here. In fact the longest one we have! We only have 2 seasons, Butt-Ass Cold and Holy Fuck its Hot. Your non Casserole casserole looks yummy and I will have to check this out!

1 year, 11 months ago on Creamy Chicken & Noodles


I don't know why but when reading this about the penis I was hearing Bubba from Forest Gump in my head talking about Shrimp...but using Penis instead.

1 year, 11 months ago on Ivory Soap Clouds

@Pintester @LindseyTucker @tyntiff2012 I wasn't sure in any other house holds but they are certainly welcome in mine! I have been known to run through the house and yard a time or two yelling 'THE PENIS IS COMING? THE PENIS IS COMING!' Thank fully we live in the country...otherwise..akkkkwardddd!

1 year, 11 months ago on Eyes in the Bushes


Why is Mc. Kinky Spock drawing a penis? Thats really all I need to know to get me through the day. Thank You

1 year, 12 months ago on Eyes in the Bushes


Kinda off topic but one thing that is sort of making me wonder about people more and more is the knowledge of the use of all these products. I mean who in the hell was sitting there looking at their pumkin after carving it and said 'holy shit I'm gonna baste that fucker with some vaseline?' I mean really! And the silica gel stuff..thats great if it works but who is this person/s trying this shit out for the first time! I don't know if they should get a medal, the chest to pin it on or a fricken padded room! Or maybe a Nobel Piece Prize! Just sayin...not hatin.

1 year, 12 months ago on Kitty Jack-o-lantern