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Melo is consistently underrated.
1 day, 14 hours ago on Thursday Bolts – 10.23.14
@KD's Pocket Guide to Defying Physics I'm an excel wizard level 8
2 days, 11 hours ago on Conversation @ http://dtclubhouse.weebly.com/oct2014.html
@anonymous12345 @AIaska are you a Mexican man with glasses?
2 days, 12 hours ago on Lessons from preseason
I hate how negative and snarky this place is in the off season. You all suck
@anonymous12345 @AIaska ah the dart is great. Took it to the fair saturday
@anonymous12345 I'm in Dallas so I might
this just in: potential impossible to identify, scouts everywhere fired.
Thank god, fuck lottery reform
2 days, 19 hours ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.22.14
According to my calculations at least 60% of your followers are from DT
3 days, 11 hours ago on Kevin Durant says he’s not going to rush back to the court
Look what snarky SOB found his way into my twitter feed
Just invented a drink called a German tornado. You heard it here first
5 days, 6 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
First time watching a game?
5 days, 9 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
The dunk contest we all want to see if JJ barea vs Scott brooks
5 days, 10 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
You're forgetting Nick"cartwheel" Collison
5 days, 11 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
I hope he does
5 days, 13 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
@_justin @AIaska that wasn't even salty_ at least use it right
That's gonna be controversial
5 days, 14 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
Who doesn't review that
@Marko (Lacoste baby) @AIaska well damn!!
@Marko (Lacoste baby) @AIaska well I've bounced around a lot in terms of where I live, I grew up in juneau Alaska though so eagle crest is where I've been more than anywhere. Went to big sky in Montana a few years back and that was great.
@Marko (Lacoste baby) @AIaska its fun, I used to ski until about 7th grade, boarding is harder to learn IMO but once you get the hang of it its great
@Marko (Lacoste baby) I board breh
6 days, 3 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
Alaska is drunk and in Texas. WTF
My true calling
6 days, 11 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
Alligator sausage, deep fried Reese's, deep fried mac n cheese, this is what I ate today
Texas state fair.... This is like a whole new world to me
6 days, 14 hours ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Eyebrows
Well peeps I'm headed to Dallas for work, wish me luck not dying
6 days, 22 hours ago on Preseason Thoughts: Raptors 109, Thunder 90
Good lord... truants!
1 week ago on Friday Bolts – 10.17.14
@King of Carrot Flowers the third @AIaska NOICE
@Aren't John Shaft*
@Tvaddic Uh huh
Brina Davis and JOHN SHAFT have great chemistry
The stache is coming back?
@Julius F Wrek trade the bum
Even morrows misses are pretty
The long awaited debut of JOHN SHAFT
What?? You guys are crazy randle is going to be great
@qrex @AIaska I only have 1 ear YOU MONSTER
1 week, 1 day ago on The Side Part: Plates filled with crow
The 2 streams of audio on this stream are driving me bonkers. Pass.
Lamb getting to the line with no regard for human life
Oh the devils got me. Those spicy garlic wings are rippin up my insides
DAMN YOU BONELESS THURSDAYS
@Daft_Drunk I cannot get over this commercial doeeeeee
1 week, 2 days ago on Wednesday Bolts – 10.15.14
That would actually be incredible. It's been too long since a star dragged his team into the playoffs. Too many super teams
Yeah that would do it.
@ Luke @AIaska I'm trying to imagine a scenario in which he wins MVP without a 3 seed. Maybe KD and Lebron die and the rockets win the west but it turns out harden literally is hitler
@Bryson Especially the sorority girl one