Ian Wanamaker
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You should come to Alaska. We put reindeer sausage on pizza
Monday I was too tired from work to cook and I ordered pizza from great Alaskan pizza co
Tuesday I ate leftover pizza for breakfast and my girlfriends mom ordered Mooses tooth pizza for dinner
Wednesday no pizza
Today Work ordered Mooses tooth pizza for lunch
No word on tomorrow's pizza outlook
And a half....
By doing some simple math below I have calculated that KDPG is approximately....... 56 and a half
Now back to dealing narcotics.... Oops I mean accounting
@ThunderChick2010 Hey I do things! Narcotics mostly.....
2 days into my new job and I'm already playing pick up with some senior managers. That is how you network.....
Also one of my bosses is a bonafide chucker lol
@ThunderChick2010 @AIaska Too true. I read that and I was like yep that's KD!
I know I'm late to this, but Kevin Durant (and the thunder matching) a million dollars is amazing. Not many athletes would actually step up like that
Aquaman is shockingly badass on this injustice game
And I thought living in Alaska was crazy.... Prayers Oklahomans, you guys be safe.
@ThunderChick2010 @AIaska Hearts :)
@ThunderChick2010 @AIaska I dunno the girl sitting next to me seemed pretty impressed
Pro tip: Just because you don't wear pants on a skype interview doesn't mean you can go pants-less to work
#firstimpressions #donaldduckliedtome
Well Alaska is back in Alaska. Starting at my new job tomorrow!
@long arm of the law @beelieve035 Her abs are amazing
@bmuelle22 Not funny at all! No there were signs all over the place that said no parking, vehicle will be towed at owners expense. That's why we called them
@long arm of the law @AIaska @ThunderChick2010 Mitten's word is law. I didn't blame it on being drunk! I blame it on my girlfriends inability to hold keys lol
- Finished my last final
- Came home and mixed some tequila and gatorade with a friend
- Took said drinks to campus and played some frolf,got into general shennagins, hung out for a bit and said bye to people
- Came home again, girlfriend sent a pizza home to me for a congratulations :) high point of my day
- Chilled at home took a nap, sobered up and ready to rally
- Around 5pm the girlfriend got home and we took the dog to the river to swim
- Since she didn't have any pockets except for her hoody I offered to hold her keys, she declined
- Almost immediately she bent over to toss the dog in and drops keys into the river
- I think she went into minor shock because she didnt even try to grab them and apparently just watched them sink down
- So she gets in the water and tries to find them to no avail
- I called my friend who came and picked us up and gave us a ride home, we used a ladder to break into our own 2nd story apartment
- So we got swim trunks and goggles and water proof flashlight and went back to dive for them, but to no avail again. The water was freezing and murky
- Called a towing company to unlock the car so we can get her purse and stuff out (oh yeah she has no spare keys right now, they're still in Alaska)
- The towing guy informed us that if we left the car at the park overnight it would be impounded and cost at least $200 to get out
- He was super cool and offered to tow it home for us for $75 cash so we did that
- Finally made it home around 9:45 with everything taken care of.... we went up to the river at about 5:15
All of this was performed with not a hangover, but a slight disposition that comes from being drunk before lunch. And I thought mitten's advice was it's okay to drink at 9am if you're in college next semester, which I am!
What a day. Good grief charlie brown