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Know what I want to do? I want to make one of these trays and put a whole bunch of cookies on it before it cools. Then when people go to take a cookie they will be unable to remove it from the tray and I won't have to make any more cookies, ever.
1 year ago on DIY Candy Serving Tray
Must remember not to cross you...
1 year ago on Getting Even
You know what would make it perfect? Bacon. Just add some bacon.
1 year ago on Instant Mug Mac & Cheese
I keep hearing the phrase "penis on a platter" to the tune of "Message in a Bottle" (By The Police) in my head.
1 year ago on Corn Casserole
The only pre-boiled eggs I can find in my local store are pickled eggs. But they have a big-ass jar of those! Do you think they'd be good deviled? A big ol' platter of pickled/deviled/pumpkin eggs! (Eww, I just thought of how THAT would smell!)
1 year ago on Pumpkin Deviled Eggs
angsty tenneager = snarky adult
You have just explained me. Thank you.
1 year ago on Pinteste Round-up: Thanksgiving and Angst
I think what we all really want to know now is... do you attribute your wonderfully regular morning poop schedule to frequent use of the crockpot? Or did you get yourself a squatty potty?
1 year ago on Pintester Q and A
I made this and it was fantastic! But instead of apple pie filling I used orange juice, and instead of cake mix I used vodka. (There was no box for baking instructions, so I didn't bother baking it.) I put it in a glass instead of a bundt pan and it worked perfectly. I didn't add water, either.
1 year, 1 month ago on 2 Ingredient Apple Pie Cake
I think I see a difference. The pictures seem to indicate that you went from "skeptical" to "hopeful" to "pass the vodka".
1 year, 1 month ago on Homemade Facial Chemical Peels
That's a whole other kind of "soap box" right there.
1 year, 1 month ago on Ivory Soap Clouds
@tyntiff2012 I've been wondering the same thing! Really, who looks at a pumpkin and thinks "You know what this need? Lubricant."
1 year, 1 month ago on Kitty Jack-o-lantern
Life is like one of those bouncy animal-on-a-spring rides; just when you think you've got the hang of it, it smashes you in the face.
1 year, 1 month ago on Life
Call them werewolf paws and they're an awesome win. You invented something new!
1 year, 1 month ago on Witch Finger Cookies
I have such a childish sense of humour. Every time you said "brain" I thought of the Friends episode where the guy's shorts don't provide adequate coverage. So, congratulations! Not everyone can get away with showing brain.
1 year, 2 months ago on Brain Hemorrhage Shot