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Serious lack of help on the second level selection and I don't like the tone the game game has towards you.
4 days, 19 hours ago on Fisher-Price: Perfect Fit
@NintendoLegend Doesn't "'s" count as a word in English? #seriousquestion
5 days, 3 hours ago on Celebrations are NOT in order
Articles like this remind me of why exactly I was fired. I really can't compare to this level of profistj... profional... See? I can't even spell the stupid word.
5 days, 20 hours ago on GMZ Breaking News Special Bulletin: Nintendo Announces Super Smash Kart Pokémon Vs Tekken Ware Dream Snap Party Star Revelations Turbo
I wouldn't want to be Joe Walker right about now. Sheesh.
1 week ago on 101 – BARF!!
Great write-up. Didn't get the chance to catch Street Fighter at the arcades. I was more into the Virtua Fighter, Ergheiz era. And I suck at these games.
1 week, 2 days ago on You Must Defeat Sheng Long (and that girl in middle school) to stand a chance
I use inverted controls. What do you have against inverted controls? Do I have to make a column about it?I can't say much about the other games, but Metroid Prime? Metroid Prime is an example on how Z-targeting should be used. It uses Z-targeting 100 times better than any other games. It helps Metroid Prime so much.
Z-Targeting allowed newcomers to the FPS genre to actually play the game instead of saying "Shit I suck at dual analogs" and turning off the game. Also, by having Z-targeting facilitating the FPS part, you can concentrate on platforming and exploration. Finally, saving the second analog to switch between power-ups is way more useful in this type of game than the dual analog setup.
And, in conclusion, bagged milk. Congrats on 100 episodes gentlemen!
2 weeks ago on 100 – Nintendo Legend Pro Tips
@Aggro Sky Too many Mojitos
2 weeks, 1 day ago on I am a Screen-Looker…
All Zelda games are guilty, but at least A Link to the Past gave you a choice.
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Ocarina of Crimes: Checkpoint
How DO you keep finding these games? You amaze me.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Running Battle
@thedancinpanda Can't you accept me for who I really am?
2 weeks, 5 days ago on I am a Screen-Looker…
So, I'm curious. Did she know Barbie before playing this game? Is that even still a thing?
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Barbie: Super Model (Genesis)
@Chronoslinger Technically, I was screen hearing on that one. And I suck at Starcraft, give me a chance!
@rizzardcore Wait... I meant 3x was porn, but actually, x^3 is porn since it's xxx. And to be honest, I thought you were going to point out that if my reference point was the corner of my own screen instead of the middle, I would not have seen the other screens in my field of view.On an unrelated note, having the freedom to write anything stupid thing that comes to mind on a calculation sheet was SUCH a liberating feeling.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on I am a Screen-Looker…
Now can we please mod Tingle in the game so he gets the credit he deserves?
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Play as Waluigi in Ocarina of Time
Props for the voice acting gents. That was very entertaining.
2 weeks, 6 days ago on 99.5 – The Adventures of the Mario Bros., Chapter 1: the Mysterious Black Pipe
@ChrisSwartz Thanks, that does sum up the game.
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://reviewabadgameday.com/reviews/84
But it's still in alpha!
3 weeks, 2 days ago on N64 Review #14- John Romero’s Daikatana
@Tom_Badguy Not my favorite either, but I kinda like the original. Better than Q-Bert.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Conversation @ http://reviewabadgameday.com/reviews/84
*slow clap* That was some nice work on the episode description! (Though you might want to get that typo on the second line)
4 weeks ago on 99 – Video Game Numerology
Yep... 1MoreCastle needed a dose of "Awwwwww." The previous iterations of that feeling were when we learned that Jason played a Mega Man game.NIcely done. I love your writing style. It fits perfectly for the premice of the series. Can't wait for more!
1 month ago on The Lion King (Genesis)
@ChrisSwartz Oh it doesn't stop there. Even 2nd party could include Eternal Darkness and Turok before the arrival of RE4. But Conker's Bad Fur Day was really a "Scary Movie" video game with the way it treated "mature" themes.
1 month ago on 98 – Iron Stone
See, Conker's Bad Fur Day is a critic of society in the years when it was released. It came at a time when people were yelling at Nintendo, begging them to bring mature games to the console. Nintendo and Rare said: "Screw it! They want mature themes, we'll give them mature themes."What we received is one of the most immature game ever made, proving, once again, that the mature themes are the most immature. Proposing a widespread society statement that violence, war, objectification of women are just immature and need not exist.Now, in a time when we see Nintendo struggling with 3rd party companies, I ask, do we want to, again, to send them the route of "mature themes"?
@Atsinganoi Keep in mind, this is way too relevant for my taste, but left field enough. I do like the Atari Poop comparison :P
1 month ago on The Tetris Book of Design
Well, now we know the extent of the fonts supported on the site... Thanks Bailey!
1 month, 1 week ago on 97 – Rated N for Nobody
Hey Mr. Community Manager! Just throwing out there that registering review a bad game day and review a great game day on this site might get some attention.http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/2014/08/
1 month, 1 week ago on Review a Bad Game Day Approaches!
@Chronoslinger Dude. He just got dumped. Not cool... not cool...
1 month, 1 week ago on GMZ #18 – YOLO, and (Not Really) Live from SGC
@Aggro Sky The concept may make a comeback in a couple of months, but don't expect me to give you design tips every week. :P
1 month, 1 week ago on The Tetris Book of Design
Ok ok ok... Here's exactly what happened after I read your review.
1. I started to type how the game wasn't THAT bad according to my memory.
2. I went back to my review of it (a review I wrote within the half-hour after I finished the game) and realized that, at that time, I pretty much agreed wholeheartedly with all the points you made and then some.
3. I lol'ed again at your "sharpies my catridges" and then I lol'ed because I had compared Donkey Kong Land to a McDonald's poutine.So in the end, it's trying too hard to be an SNES game like most of the "ports" the game boy saw. The cloud stages can go die in hell, you go from an ice stage to a jungle stage in the same world (what's up with that?). The only thing that was "better" than the SNES version are the bosses. They were a lot less boring.Like other miniaturized console games the game boy had: They're not bad, they're just completely irrelevant in this day and age.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Land of the Monkey King
@rizzardcore But I put my reference axis at any real number. :P I remembered that!And I'm not a fan of interior design per se. I just looked at some magazines with my gf to redecorate the condo for us to sell and the color scheme reminded me so much of Tetris, I had to write something about it.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on The Tetris Book of Design
@TempleofRetro It started as a joke... but further in I realized how much sense it made... Like the colors themselves wanted me to talk about them.
I think I had Super Play Action Football on the SNES. It was okay... Now, Triple Play '99 and '01 deserve more love. One for the hilarious random comments of the announcers, the other because you can have a home run derby in a living room.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on 96 – Eagle Knievel
With Paper Mario fresh in mind, I'd love to see you tackle Super Mario RPG on the snes. Great review by the way. The Marioness of this game pretty much makes up for 95% of the incredibly charming fun
1 month, 3 weeks ago on N64 Review #13 – Paper Mario
@Chronoslinger @NintendoLegend @OcarinaOfTom @the_valerie The Wii version isn't that bad...
@JoshuaCaleb75 @Bigjoe91 @jasonlamb @Nintendo_Legend But does it have the sweet tank controls or the mouse and keyboard? Forget it, they'll never get it.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on 95 – 1 Board Castle
When I look at the games with only one vote... I can't believe their only vote is from ME. Makes no sense, you definitely need more lists.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Game Overkill – The Update
That GIF has got to be taken straight from a Geocities site...
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Merchandising & Movin’ up in 1 More Castle
I didn't finish the episode yet, but if you guys don't start liking Metroid Prime, I'm revoking your permission to talk 6th gen!
Nice one Alex. Anything that confirms DKC2's supremacy is good news, wherever it's been sock-pianoed.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on D-Ported Super Donkey Kong 2
I just realized that Bailey metaphorically brought a box of chocolate... That gets my vote.
2 months ago on 94 – Cinderella Saves The Universe
@Aggro Sky You're busted Alana Dunitz!
2 months ago on My Two Gils – Introduction
Great episode. I really like how Tom thought he had the same game as Bailey, but then he brought Real Life straight out of a Cricket's game left field.
Yet another reason I wish I'd live in IOWA...
2 months ago on GMZ #16 – Blockbustertoads, TLC, Tell-All, and Night Terrors
That emotional baggage handler must be very useful for "Real Life" (Future reference jokes work... right?)
2 months ago on 93 – Emotional Baggage Handler
Like I said on twitter, I'm glad you enjoyed this game. It's a true gem although it's not the game you'll play for hours on end, days on end, it's a fun title. Reminds me of the kind of indie game that should be on mobile phones.
2 months ago on Uniracers
WHAT EVER! You know some proper websites covered 6th gen like YEARS ago.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on 1 More Castle Will Now Cover Sixth-Generation Game Systems as Retro
If you don't send in your list, the SEGA fanboys win!
3 months ago on Game Overkill: The Announcement
http://i.imgur.com/2TYHIXp.jpgThat is all.
3 months, 1 week ago on 89 – Apple Bandai Pippin Returns
I have both and, strangely, even I think you're being a bit too poetically harsh. But I might just be trying to appreciate the good efforts of the console. Like congratulating an handicapped person for making himself toasts without burning down the house of peeing his pants.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Shoddiness of Mediocrity
Is there such a thing as a Canadian Fox News? I think we may be lacking an important part of our culture...
3 months, 2 weeks ago on 87 – The Worst Game Ever Brought To the Podcast