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WHat I don't understand about 99.9% of these hair tutorial on Pinterest is they show you how to do the style on someone else. How the hell does that help the person attempting to style their own hair? I can't remove my scalp just to style the hair, and my husband has sworn off helping me do anything with my hair more difficult than braiding - and lord help him, when he attempts to braid it's not pretty.
6 months ago on Modern Bun
You should've boiled your own! Then you could have tried one of the endless "do this and peeling your eggs will be SO much easier! OMG it totally worked"pins. It could've been a Two-fer!
6 months ago on Pumpkin Deviled Eggs
I don't get these artsy fartsy pictures with the deep and supposedly meaningful sayings over them.... What does trying to scratch that extremely annoying itchy spot in the middle of your back have anything to do with crying yourself to sleep while being guarded?
6 months, 1 week ago on Pesky Zippers
Now you've got me curious about baby making crafts....
6 months, 1 week ago on Pintester Q and A
When I read the title I actually got a little scared for you. Chemical peel made me think acid slowly sizzling the skin off your face as you drank your Tom Collins and tried to get it off... So glad it didn't work!
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Homemade Facial Chemical Peels
@tyntiff2012 Another Nort Dakotan! Excitement doesn't even begin to cover it!!!! Way to represent the German Tundra!!!
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Creamy Chicken & Noodles
I reacently made something similar and I thought I was being creative! Except my egg noodles were severely lacking so like the good little Betty Crocker I am, I made dumplings.... and then it was Dumplings, egg noodles and if you're lucky some chicken and broth..... And then the person I am maried to forgot to put the "soup" away when I was rushing out the door to a meeting I was very late for, so I came home to a pot o'mush.
The soap cloud looks so fluffy... I just want to pet it....
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Ivory Soap Clouds
Cocknails made me think of a really bad, extremely painful STD a man gets from getting too many handies..... Doubt such a thing exists but you never know!
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Cocknails: Glow in the Dark
Not gonna lie, when I read "orange hot chocolate" My mind immediately went to orange and chocolate flavored hot chocolate and I started yelling in my mind "why the hell do people insist on ruining Hot Chocolate?!??!" After reading about it, I got over it of course. Oxblood red cocoa seems to fit with halloween as well though, so I count it as a win!
7 months ago on Orange Hot Chocolate
@Truffles8761 @JoyLuVasquez If I have to suffer the mental torture of it, you all must as well...
7 months, 1 week ago on Jello Worms
I've helped a cow give birth before.... Had my head way to close to the back end of a bovine for comfort. Although there was no squeezing or rolling pins involved, there was plenty of substances of varying colors oozing out of orifaces, and onto unsuspected sweet ladies who have to have one arm up the cows Vageen to pull the calf out.... Well that was an unpleasant flashback, Thank you for making these Jello worm sso I don't have to now... and I had planned on it for this weekend
When I attempt to do my nails, it looks like I gave the nail polish to monkey on speed. When I enlist the husband in doing my nails, I usually get smiley faces painted on my fingers and toes and a couple drops of polish on the nails, so Kudos to you on your polishing ability.
7 months, 1 week ago on Dripping Blood Manicure
toilet paper and the seat was down....
7 months, 1 week ago on What If
Screw the Nobel Prize, the Pintester liked my comment. Life complete!
I want thank my mom and dad, Ruben my person I"m stuck with forever, my sweet little boy that gives mommy plenty of reasons to lock herself in the bathroom with the computer for alone time..... ummmm if I forgot anyone I'm sorry thank you all you helped me get to this point!
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Pinteste Round-up: Contest! Sale! Vagina!
Oddly, I didn't get the KKK feeling from it. It reminded me of Jr. High. When the boys walked around with embarassing pointed bulges in their pants they desperately wanted to hide.... The Haunted Erection. DUN DUN DUN>...
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Tomato Cage Ghost