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@DanielLawler you are the jay cutler of prognostication.
5 hours, 13 minutes ago on The Thunder bottom out in New York, 100-92
this chicago point guard reminds me of a certain chicago quarterback
1 day, 6 hours ago on Tuesday Bolts – 1.27.15
@_justin @Slim Reaper (#LambNeedsBurn) you have way too much fun on this site.
3 days, 9 hours ago on Thunder fall back to .500 in Cleveland, 108-98
hand up kd
1 week ago on Thunder vs Wizards: Pregame Primer
adams frequently forgets he's seven feet tall
dat length: westbrook/giannis/durant/ibaka/gobert
1 week, 3 days ago on Thunder vs Magic: Pregame Primer
giannis and gobert on this team would have been fun.
@dollarbillrussell @Air Bud to boo-urns
1 week, 6 days ago on Thunder vs Rockets: Pregame Primer
would be nice to have that first rounder back. could potentially swing the deal.
sad to see perkins go (potentially). with that contract, it was like watching an nba version of myself out there.
would orlando consider jackson for payton? I'm guessing no, but they may have earlier in the season.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Waiting game
@TheGlove @_justin @Old Man Game Ouch.
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Thunder vs Jazz: Pregame Primer
Humorous OKC broadcast call of that circus shot--
BD: "If you want to know what defines a grandma shot, that defines a grandma shot!"
no. a grandma shot is not that.
NL: "It's almost like he didn't even touch it!"
@Bryson @_justin @Divine Mortal @sleestak33 @OBoy (LaFamilia) @Cowboys4Life3041 it's been a rough year.
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Nick the Brick
@d21 have you seen his combine athletic testing? first in straight line sprint...near last in agility...not sure what to make of that, if anything.
7 months, 1 week ago on Draft Thoughts: Options and more options
@thelaughingwiseman @Jay Cutler @Kong Lambchop cool. got six other houses, mein Freund.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 6.6.14
@Kong Lambchop Bjørn Müller
@DanielLawler who is blaming him?
8 months ago on Monday Bolts – 6.2.14
@[brooks' fault] should have...gotten back...chandler parsons...
@d21 cringe worthy stat, but a quite few of those were wild heaves when the game was already decided.
8 months ago on The Thunder’s season ends in six to the Spurs, 112-107
if spurs win, pop and spoelstra will be sharing a good laugh at brooks' expense. ibaka in the paint. ibaka in the paint. ibaka in the paint.
8 months ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 5 Pregame Primer
buter: -18 in only 13 minutes. good job, good effort.
i don't care how shitty perry jones is. at least he's not the flaming shit that is caron butler.
get russ the fuck out of there
@[brooks' fault] @lethalizer butler and fisher are impressed with that sort of efficiency
8 months ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 4 Pregame Primer
half of royce's write up will be about collison's shot clock buzzer beater
8 months, 1 week ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 2 Pregame Primer
@d21 @Jooseppi@Julius F Wrek@kiwi_thunder crazy to think duncan is nearly ten years older than perkins
really looking forward to the last caron butler slow motion three point close out attempt. can only stomach a few more of those.
@dollarbillrussell @Julius F Wrekhe had them winning the whole thing...
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder close the Clippers in six, 104-98
@DanielLawler he's basically responsible for the offensive production of two positions
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Game 6 Pregame Primer
Brooks must have Jamal Crawford confused with Joey Crawford. Thinks Butler/Fisher can guard him.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Game 4 Pregame Primer
@Tvaddic "to what extent will russell westbrook sabotage the thunder's title hopes?"
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Kevin Durant is the MVP
@[brooks' fault] judging from your top ten player standards (playoff numbers), Harden has not been a top fifty player for the past two years.
9 months ago on Thunder put down the Grizzlies to move on, 120-109
@[brooks' fault] nah. 2012 vs lakers.
how long would this series go? 2010 playoffs thunder (lost to lakers in 6) vs 2014 playoffs thunder...
9 months, 1 week ago on New game, same story: Grizzlies survive Thunder magic again
tnt should just replay westbrook criticism from the 2011 playoffs. they really have no recollection what happens year to year.
9 months, 1 week ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
11 months, 1 week ago on Russell Westbrook a game-time decision against the Heat
@[brooks' fault] @mattchant shoo-in
11 months, 2 weeks ago on All-Star Open Thread: Go KD
@Scott Brooks no no no. westbrook was arguing that I was the best qb in the nfl. #perfectlysanethingstosay
1 year, 12 months ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@areayewhy you obviously haven't been around me when I'm codeine.
2 years, 2 months ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
nothin' like some thunder basketball to ease the pain of a head injury.
yay for the thunder!
yay for scott brooks!
yay for codeine!
@cemitten so that's where my suit went...ol' brooksie, that prankster...
2 years, 2 months ago on OKC somehow scraps to a win in Detroit, 92-90
don't really care who wins this one. just excited about post game pipe night with scotty b.
2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Bulls: Pregame Primer
@Old Man Game Cutler like'd. It's now legit.
2 years, 2 months ago on Blazers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@Scott Brooks at least you have bitchin halloween plans. watchin the hills have eyes at jay camel's man cave
2 years, 3 months ago on Deal the Beard: What just happened?
Damn. A night of booze, chain smoking, and drunk dialing scotty b before game day. no bueno. well, not too different from any other night now that i think about it.
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder trade James Harden to Houston
scott brooks vs chicago...i feel so conflicted...
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder vs. Bulls: Open thread
You fine folks are about to be engulfed in a Jay Cutler 'like' party. Pass go, collect $200, and flip through the tantalizing pages of your favorite binder full of women.
But I really just need karma on my side for my game tomorrow night. Scott Brooks informed me that 'karma' is French for 'straight money, Holmes' so now it is time to make it rain.
p.s. got a light?
Jay "KD of the NFC North" Cutler
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder 108, Nuggets 101: Zero thoughts
@senseandsenescence @Scott Brooks have you seen the way my line block for me? won't be living long anyway.
2 years, 3 months ago on Practice Report: Perry Jones and playing time
@Scott Brooks @senseandsenescence i think your air of mystery is why so many are drawn to you