Ethne Hedren Denham
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The first one is butt ugly. The whole idea is stupid. If one must be made, yours at least has character. I love the eyes, nose arrangement. He's like Puss in Shrek. And then he's just a hot mess, as signified by his 'shirt'.
1 year, 2 months ago on Sock Snowman
@Valleygurlie916 Good point. And on that scary note, I told my 5-year-old that she was a zombie and she did a perfect impression, including telling me she was going to eat my brains...I swear we have never let them watch anything zombie-related, so I about died! Zombies are taking over!
1 year, 2 months ago on Peanut Butter Reindeer Cookies
@chickieD Yeah, one of those in-home party deals. My sister used to sell it, so I have a lot of their stuff. The candles burn really well, which is good since I have a decade supply.
1 year, 2 months ago on Book Christmas Tree
@chickieD @Ethne Hedren Denham Sorry! Maybe they don't carry it anymore.
@chickieD You can get a teapot tealight holder that's totally rad from Partylite. I do not sell Partylite, so am not trying to sell you anything, I just have the thing.
Yes, Pintester, I do not see any 50 Shades of Grey, or your books for that matter, but it could just be the 2-D angle. Tell us you read 50 Shades, tell us! I, also, was an English Lit major in college, so rock the frack on, yo.
@Hillkat83 Ha! On the Today Show this morning they were talking about giving personalized bracelets as a gift and one of the "personalizations" you could do, ie charms, was a handcuff. Hilarious.
@bnkessler Good point. Plus, snuggies are awesome. My unborn children, when they were still in-utero, gave me one. They knew this was a trick cuz then I'd get sentimental about it and would never want to get rid of it because they bought it with their teensy fetal hands. Their father is sneaky. More recently (since they're 5 now), I made my mother-in-law wear my snuggie last weekend and that rocked.
1 year, 2 months ago on DIY Candy Serving Tray
Now if only the Pintestes could track down that candy I've determined is the Canadian Cocaine/Pop Rocks Laffy Taffy (this was in conjunction with my convo with Truffles about Sugar Daddy candy) (not its real name, hence the problem), we can crack the code for the world's problems with all our extra energy.
1 year, 2 months ago on Pinteste Round-up: Education
I was hoping, hoping, hoping you'd try this one!!! I am so glad I won't waste my time this weekend trying to make myself look snooty for my co-workers, who already know better anyway. Instead, I'll stick with chain-eating (is that a term like chain-smoking?) those little candies instead. They're like little peppermint devils.
I think you need to get a Bowdabra and whip up a wire bow and slap it on your wreath. That would be glorious. And maybe slap some on your hose and umbrella and broken birdbath to distract the zombies.
1 year, 3 months ago on Boxwood Wreath
@songbird83 @Ethne Hedren Denham Songbird, I am really sorry for your slurpee loss. Perhaps Pintester should try to make these. I am not sure if my fave candy were actually made in Canada or just billed as awesome Canadian candy as a lie. It was probably cocaine on the inside and not pop rocks and you Canadians are way more strict about drugs, so it probably was trick American candy.
1 year, 3 months ago on Salted Microwave Caramel
@Truffles8761 @Ethne Hedren Denham Truffles, you rock. And PapaSucker was way better, let's face it.
@songbird83 Since you're from Canada, do you remember those taffy candy sticks that were strawberry and apple flavored that had what was kind of like pop rocks in the middle? Best candy ever. We used to be able to get them in NW North Dakota, but can't anymore, plus I don't live there anymore, so not a chance. Anyway, can you still get them? And what are they called?
That looks like one of those Sugar Daddy candies on a stick. Yum. I wonder how those got their name. Let's see Pintestes, we're creative. Get on that.
I say the best way is to use the flaming bag of poo then to forgive. Isn't that what the Bible teaches?
1 year, 3 months ago on Getting Even
Honestly Pintester, yours doesn't look that bad. Because cheese makes everything marvelous. However, the promises made in the picture of the pin were complete garbage. They totally put Kraft M & C in that mug and lied. And isn't that what half of Pinterest is - lies to make us feel like we can do stuff and then make us feel like worthless human beings for failing at everything? Which is why you failing on our behalf saves lives. You deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. Or a Darwin Award. Either or.
1 year, 3 months ago on Instant Mug Mac & Cheese
Portajohn. Now if you could work that into a post that also refers to 'moist panties', I'd call that perfect.
1 year, 3 months ago on Pumpkin Deviled Eggs
And fyi, I get into crap myself at my own blog: www.wom-mom.com with my bff Lori
1 year, 3 months ago on Pinteste Round-up: Thanksgiving and Angst
I love it! Thanks for the nod, Pintester. You're an inspiration, for which I am thankful. Can't wait to see the crap you get under your nails this holiday season.