@ReneeHumes Honey, go get that nice big dictionary and look up ad hominem fallacies. Then you can come back and either apologize or once again demonstrate how much "brighter" you are then the rest of us.
@Pintester Not so fast: http://www.hrc.org/blog/entry/chick-fil-a-continues-to-feign-ignorance-at-the-harm-its-causing-lgbt-commu
@ReneeHumes As the mother of 3 daughters, I am now extra creeped out. This "poem" is about the LAST message I want my girls to absorb about relationships. It reads like a Twilight-inspired ode to stalker-controller boyfriends. No THANKS.
A little wine is what works best for me. Just a shallow bit in the bottom of a glass, and the suckers fall in and it's all "Leaving Las Vegas" time for them.
I find it most effective when one buys a massive bottle of wine, or even a decent box. Sure, you only use about 2 Tablespoons to catch the flies, but making sure the rest doesn't go to waste? Makes you care less about the ones that get away.
I love you for this.