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@Jeremy_N @Purple Drank It rhymes with mass, and the letter A

1 week, 3 days ago on Looking at pitchers who could, temporarily, fill in for Kenley Jansen

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He's a local boy, so he's a local fella.

1 month, 4 weeks ago on Dodgers to sign lottery ticket Sergio Santos to minor-league deal

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@Still PFP @CeeBeast I recommend that you change that.

2 months, 1 week ago on Matt Kemp, Right Now, Is Still A Dodger

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@Still PFP I went there yesterday.

2 months, 1 week ago on Matt Kemp, Right Now, Is Still A Dodger

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@Purple Drank @Still PFP Not sure which one is worse.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@CeeBeast One of my high school buddies was his teammate. His facebook timeline was a bummer after that whole incident. All these pictures of them together. 

Big time downer.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Batted Bob @Still PFP They traded Street to the Angels so they can't even do that anymore.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@666foldamort @Storytime with Villain @Still PFP @Lobo What is being debated? Uribe being next on the list?

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Still PFP @Lobo I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke. 

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Still PFP Well, Uribe joined the Dodgers in 2011..

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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MLBN just wants to ruin my morning with these clips of Kemp hitting homers.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Still PFP I'd be bothered if they didn't.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Lobo I'm sure we'll all hear that information from the Padres at the same time.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@666foldamort Only a conference call with Zaidi about McCarthy.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @CeeBeast No. That's when Crawford's deal is up and it's the option year for Ethier.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@666foldamort @CeeBeast Nah, it's the guy from Gangnam Style.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@CeeBeast McCarthy doesn't have a first name.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@666foldamort BREAKING: Dodgers trade everyone from league minimum players.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@CeeBeast  That pretty much means that he failed it.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Catfishin @Storytime with Villain Gotta be better than Padres' buttfinger.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Honeycutt is on MLBN right now

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@capnsparrow Hot piss and stupid shit. Good morning, Dodgers Digest.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex He was perfect for the Priests of St. Diego

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Purple Drank @Storytime with Villain @ABSmileBunch I wouldn't expect it to happen regularly, but I'd be very impressed if he starts 162.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@ABSmileBunch If Ethier is removed, there's still Carl Crawford and Joc Pederson as bench options in games that they are platooned (with Hi-C and SVS).

Also, if AJ starts a game, Grandal is a switch hitter.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Lobo If Kemp punched those people it wouldn't hurt because, like Drank, he doesn't have any shoulders.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@DodgerBytes @Storytime with Villain @nsxtasy @Omer (beercoozie) Ew, Folsom! My sister lives there with her Giants fan husband and her kids that I'm always buying Dodgers gear for.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Purple Drank 12:22Dave sounds like a swell guy with hawt taykz

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@DodgerBytes @nsxtasy @Omer (beercoozie) Giants fans like Bisbee and my girlfriend make the LAD/SFG rivalry way more enjoyable for me. I enjoy being hateful rivals without actually hating anybody.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Uncultured Bastard @Storytime with Villain @DodgerBytes For the semester, yes. For my degree, almost!

I'm in X-Ray school. I only have one* more lecture course (Pathology, next semester) before I graduate (in May! Yay!)

*The rest is clinicals and there's a board review class in summer, but that's technically after I've been awarded my degree but before I've been certified.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@Raul Franklin @Storytime with Villain @DodgerBytes That's fair. I didn't say I like them. Just saying that they've been trending away from being the team I can stands the least.*

Subtracting Montero, Parra, Gibby, Towers, and Kennedy makes them significantly less hateable.

Padres having Quentin and Kennedy puts them pretty close to the bottom of the list of "Teams I Want to See in Contention."

Villain's NL West Big Board of Teams I want to see in Contention:

1. Dodgers






There's a big gap here.







27. Rockies
28. Padres (I can find it in me to be happy for Matt and FedEx)
29. Diamondbacks
30. Giants

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@DodgerBytes My last (and most important!) final is tomorrow. Yay(?)!

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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@DodgerBytes Nah. Not while they have Quentin and Kennedy.

On the other hand, the DBacks have had a cathartic offseason and jettisoned their assholes.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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That wording is so awkard.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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Padres are surely leading MLB in players (former and current) who are experiencing consonant deficiecy in their first names by now.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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My favorite thing about Myers being in the NL West will be to watch the juxtaposition of bat flip coverage between the rich white kid and the black expatriot from a communist nation.

2 months, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp

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