Storytime with Villain
I drink and I have ADHD.
He's a local boy, so he's a local fella.
1 month ago on Dodgers to sign lottery ticket Sergio Santos to minor-league deal
@Still PFP @CeeBeast I recommend that you change that.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Matt Kemp, Right Now, Is Still A Dodger
@Still PFP I went there yesterday.
@Purple Drank @Still PFP Not sure which one is worse.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
@CeeBeast One of my high school buddies was his teammate. His facebook timeline was a bummer after that whole incident. All these pictures of them together. Big time downer.
@Omer (beercoozie) @TellMyWifeISaidGoodbye Liked for accuracy.
@Batted Bob @Still PFP They traded Street to the Angels so they can't even do that anymore.
@666foldamort @Storytime with Villain @Still PFP @Lobo What is being debated? Uribe being next on the list?
@Still PFP @Lobo I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke.
@Still PFP Well, Uribe joined the Dodgers in 2011..
MLBN just wants to ruin my morning with these clips of Kemp hitting homers.
@Still PFP I'd be bothered if they didn't.
@ak825 @Storytime with Villain ....no?
@Lobo I'm sure we'll all hear that information from the Padres at the same time.
@Still PFP Hi.
@666foldamort @Storytime with Villain @CeeBeast It's hemispherist.
@666foldamort Only a conference call with Zaidi about McCarthy.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Storytime with Villain @CeeBeast That channel is the worst.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @CeeBeast No. That's when Crawford's deal is up and it's the option year for Ethier.
@666foldamort @CeeBeast Nah, it's the guy from Gangnam Style.
@CeeBeast McCarthy doesn't have a first name.
@666foldamort BREAKING: Dodgers trade everyone from league minimum players.
@CeeBeast That pretty much means that he failed it.
@Catfishin @Storytime with Villain Gotta be better than Padres' buttfinger.
Honeycutt is on MLBN right now
@capnsparrow Hot piss and stupid shit. Good morning, Dodgers Digest.
@- Casey - @Purple Drank @Mike Petriello You're a "guy" in my book, sir.
@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex He was perfect for the Priests of St. Diego
@Purple Drank @Storytime with Villain @ABSmileBunch I wouldn't expect it to happen regularly, but I'd be very impressed if he starts 162.
@ABSmileBunch If Ethier is removed, there's still Carl Crawford and Joc Pederson as bench options in games that they are platooned (with Hi-C and SVS).Also, if AJ starts a game, Grandal is a switch hitter.
@Lobo If Kemp punched those people it wouldn't hurt because, like Drank, he doesn't have any shoulders.
@Raul Franklin Released.
@DodgerBytes @Storytime with Villain @nsxtasy @Omer (beercoozie) Ew, Folsom! My sister lives there with her Giants fan husband and her kids that I'm always buying Dodgers gear for.
@Purple Drank 12:22Dave sounds like a swell guy with hawt taykz
@DodgerBytes @nsxtasy @Omer (beercoozie) Giants fans like Bisbee and my girlfriend make the LAD/SFG rivalry way more enjoyable for me. I enjoy being hateful rivals without actually hating anybody.
@Uncultured Bastard @Storytime with Villain @DodgerBytes For the semester, yes. For my degree, almost!I'm in X-Ray school. I only have one* more lecture course (Pathology, next semester) before I graduate (in May! Yay!)
*The rest is clinicals and there's a board review class in summer, but that's technically after I've been awarded my degree but before I've been certified.
@Raul Franklin @Storytime with Villain @DodgerBytes That's fair. I didn't say I like them. Just saying that they've been trending away from being the team I can stands the least.*Subtracting Montero, Parra, Gibby, Towers, and Kennedy makes them significantly less hateable.Padres having Quentin and Kennedy puts them pretty close to the bottom of the list of "Teams I Want to See in Contention."Villain's NL West Big Board of Teams I want to see in Contention:1. DodgersThere's a big gap here.27. Rockies28. Padres (I can find it in me to be happy for Matt and FedEx)29. Diamondbacks30. Giants
@Raul Franklin @Storytime with Villain Former and Current
@ABSmileBunch @Storytime with Villain @DodgerBytes Well he's more "their problem" now.
@DodgerBytes My last (and most important!) final is tomorrow. Yay(?)!
@DodgerBytes Nah. Not while they have Quentin and Kennedy.On the other hand, the DBacks have had a cathartic offseason and jettisoned their assholes.
That wording is so awkard.
Padres are surely leading MLB in players (former and current) who are experiencing consonant deficiecy in their first names by now.
My favorite thing about Myers being in the NL West will be to watch the juxtaposition of bat flip coverage between the rich white kid and the black expatriot from a communist nation.
@Dustin Nosler @DBrim Also also, hair.