Storytime with Villain
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@James Loney Apologist My first impression of Rebel IPA is that it is a "textbook west coast IPA." Yes, it is exactly what a west coast IPA tastes like, but it's as boring as a textbook.
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@666foldamort Jock Peterson
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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) Why so many letter "A"s?
@shotgunhomie @BlueMarvin (Not Freaking Out) Ethier's wife is named Maggie.
@capnsparrow @Storytime with Villain Yeah, I didn't mean that he was factually incorrect or wrong to take credit. My point was more to the smugness.
Ned patting himself on the back for the "Big 3" prospects.
What's the ETA on these Cubs 'spects?
@Casey the DeliMan hard to argue with that.
Gotta love the timing of this story to combine with the on-field events. Ethier finally gets an extra base hit so Joc hits a bomb to LCF right after him.
@Jeremy_N @Purple Drank It rhymes with mass, and the letter A
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He's a local boy, so he's a local fella.
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@Still PFP @CeeBeast I recommend that you change that.
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@Still PFP I went there yesterday.
@Purple Drank @Still PFP Not sure which one is worse.
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@CeeBeast One of my high school buddies was his teammate. His facebook timeline was a bummer after that whole incident. All these pictures of them together. Big time downer.
@Omer (beercoozie) @TellMyWifeISaidGoodbye Liked for accuracy.
@Batted Bob @Still PFP They traded Street to the Angels so they can't even do that anymore.
@666foldamort @Storytime with Villain @Still PFP @Lobo What is being debated? Uribe being next on the list?
@Still PFP @Lobo I'm not sure if I'm missing a joke.
@Still PFP Well, Uribe joined the Dodgers in 2011..
MLBN just wants to ruin my morning with these clips of Kemp hitting homers.
@Still PFP I'd be bothered if they didn't.
@ak825 @Storytime with Villain ....no?
@Lobo I'm sure we'll all hear that information from the Padres at the same time.
@Still PFP Hi.
@666foldamort @Storytime with Villain @CeeBeast It's hemispherist.
@666foldamort Only a conference call with Zaidi about McCarthy.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Storytime with Villain @CeeBeast That channel is the worst.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @CeeBeast No. That's when Crawford's deal is up and it's the option year for Ethier.
@666foldamort @CeeBeast Nah, it's the guy from Gangnam Style.
@CeeBeast McCarthy doesn't have a first name.
@666foldamort BREAKING: Dodgers trade everyone from league minimum players.
@CeeBeast That pretty much means that he failed it.
@Catfishin @Storytime with Villain Gotta be better than Padres' buttfinger.
Honeycutt is on MLBN right now
@capnsparrow Hot piss and stupid shit. Good morning, Dodgers Digest.
@- Casey - @Purple Drank @Mike Petriello You're a "guy" in my book, sir.
@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex He was perfect for the Priests of St. Diego
@Purple Drank @Storytime with Villain @ABSmileBunch I wouldn't expect it to happen regularly, but I'd be very impressed if he starts 162.
@ABSmileBunch If Ethier is removed, there's still Carl Crawford and Joc Pederson as bench options in games that they are platooned (with Hi-C and SVS).Also, if AJ starts a game, Grandal is a switch hitter.
@Lobo If Kemp punched those people it wouldn't hurt because, like Drank, he doesn't have any shoulders.
@Raul Franklin Released.