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@Mike Petriello @DKDodgers "Ruining" the clubhouse might be going a bit far, even for speculation, don't you think? Haven't heard the guy's any sort of monster. And... actually... if you replace the bat flip in that gif with Luis Cruz... Wait a minute! ALL OUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
2 weeks, 1 day ago on D’Backs @ Dodgers, May 6, 2013: The Stupid, It Burns
@Disgruntled Goat (Strained Hamstring-No DL time) @KMT59 (Holding onto the positives) @Mike Petriello Goat ftw.
@Lobo @DKDodgers OR... he was fooling around. And did some exaggerated bat flip because he was goofing off with/for some teammate. Hardly seems a sin.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Leaves With Injury, Sky May Or May Not Be Falling
Time to get drunk.
Okay, so I know we talk about it a lot on here (mostly in a negative way), but if Hanley is down for two, three, four weeks, do we really have any choice but to call up Dee?
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers @ Giants May 3, 2013: Win One for Clayton
So much that you wear a suit to a baseball game? Yes. They probably eat hotdogs with forks.
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers @ Mets April 24, 2013: Sigh, It’s Ted Lilly
Beating a dead horse...
1 month ago on Dodgers @ Orioles, April 20, 2013: Game One (Ryu vs Hammel)
@moneynow27 HRs = Rally killers.
1 month ago on Dodgers @ Orioles April 19, 2013: Interleague Play in April is Weird
@JackedNate @DeucesWild @tnpuss And was likely hit with an attitude.
1 month ago on Is It Time For Yasiel Puig Now? How About Now? (No.)
With home run, Puig is just trolling Mike.
Best after Puig.
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Padres April 11, 2013: Greinke vs Marquis, Really?
Comment of the night.
@Marine Layer Okay.
OH NOW THEY TAKE OUT SELLERS
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 2 2013: The Monster’s Debut
YAY NO ONE HITTER