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Tiger tanked today so he could go to the Superbowl on Sunday

47 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) Or you could just stay here and talk to Fart Donkey

1 hour, 33 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@I Am PFP And So Can You 3 cans of black olives

4 hours, 46 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@I Am PFP And So Can You i Like how youve accepted yer new name Fart Donkey

5 hours, 16 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@BlueDuck @capnsparrow that aint gonna be me duck but im sittin on 666

5 hours, 18 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Purple Drank @Chigbogu Fan #1 pee pal professional. really smart coming from this source both are hella race race

5 hours, 23 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@BlueDuck thats getting to be quite a list Duck

5 hours, 53 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Casey the DeliMan In some parts of town stopping at a light aint no picnic either

5 hours, 59 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@666foldamort it dont take no scientifical magic numbers to figure out that catching the god damned ball is going to help us win more often than we lose

8 hours, 59 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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Oh My Fucking God Marvin. why the fuck did you hang that squirrel up by his nuts?  Thats just pure and unadulterated meanness

9 hours, 3 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Mike Petriello @Disgruntled Goat      to find a park thats lower than 20 Bucks you need a time machine anyways

9 hours, 54 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@DBrim HALLEFUCKINLEUJIA DANNY ME BOY!!!1!

10 hours, 43 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@DBrim So they said they are getting you in?

10 hours, 46 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@deblue I am sorry for your loss deblue

10 hours, 58 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Purple Drank yeah Im ignant all right

11 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim then she already knows from the other day then

11 hours, 3 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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Ok Im just gonna go ahead and admit it. Tater was in the pool and begged @Lana to pee on him but she said no and tater peed in the pool

11 hours, 7 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@CeeBeast @- Casey - Im not but shes a pretty decent reporter

12 hours, 39 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Mike Petriello yeah I forgot that DL time counts as service time. My bad. But Im keepin me list as is cuz til I feel like workin on it again

12 hours, 42 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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Ok Dustin heres a glimpse of my top 10 list. I give guys that are closer to graduation a little more weight than others do because they've earned it by riding the buses for longer to get where they are and are more polished but in the end Talent is still the most important factor. But if a guy doesn't make me go wow that kid is gonna be ready before ya know it. He gets to earn his way up the ladder like every body else does. 


1. Corey Seager,        The talent out weighs the experience of Joc.

2 Joc Pederson,         Soon to graduate from prospect status and I believe his swing plays up here.

3. Julio Urias,              His talent, polish, and understanding hitters is way beyond his years

4. Zach Lee,                I still am enamored with his huge armside run and now that Dishman isn't there fucking up pitchers in AAA he will get back on track

5.Grant Holmes          This guy is gonna be really really good.

6. Chris Anderson       Last year he struggled but will benefit greatly from getting out of the Cal League and being comfortable in pro ball.

7. Joe Wieland            You get traded for Matt Kemp you better be real fucking good

8. Scott Schebler        Both Mike Lindskog and I love this kid. 28 homers in AA is nothing to scoff at either

9. Darnell Sweeney    Darnell is right behind Schebler 

10. Pedro Baez          Hopefully he dominates this year without the walks

12 hours, 52 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Purple Drank Heres one for ya drank                   Purple Sucks

12 hours, 53 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@Dustin Nosler right there on the desk

14 hours, 18 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@peetato @capnsparrow Hes a stud though but still not in my top 5

14 hours, 20 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@peetato who besides Holmes are puttin in the top 5?

14 hours, 23 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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Hey Mike You neglected to mention the real reason for RedTurns breakout success last year. He said it himself on the radio that the reason was now that he lives back here in LA he can go over to his Mom's and have her French Toast for breakfast!

14 hours, 40 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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Dear Brim,

               Did them pricks hire you yet?  If not they need to get off their collective asses and hire you. 

                                                                                                                  sincerely

                                                                                                                  Capn

14 hours, 45 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@DBrim He didnt ask what you think danny he asked if he s magically changed into a good hitter

14 hours, 47 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@DKD Well that prolly aint happenin so what we really need is an elite fielding shortstop that can hit like .260 with a little power to come in and push Seager over to 3rd base.  Like a younger Jimmy Rollins

14 hours, 50 minutes ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015

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@SabrDodgers JFC man I could hold you up to the sun and watch yer heart beat.

23 hours, 44 minutes ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@Casey the DeliMan @PagansOedipalComplex I would take aniboll sanchez over buttgardner too

1 day, 1 hour ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@Powder Hound (PF Flyers) I once caught a 200 pound striped bass on SF beach at Taraval st

1 day, 2 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@Lobo @SNW1784 Says the kid whos never been to an interview

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@AudioOutlaw @capnsparrow hes out on tour right now but when he comes back he'll come round  look for HelloEverybody

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@AudioOutlaw @capnsparrow then we'll have 2 touring rock stars in this community

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@AudioOutlaw that track is radio ready

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@AudioOutlaw hell yeas!!!!!!!!!!!! hes good

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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@AudioOutlaw @capnsparrow break a leg then!!!!1!

1 day, 3 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 30-21

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