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My philosophy with drinks that don't taste right, is the faster you drink it, the better it gets.  It typically works and I make  that drink my bitch.  Although in the end it may ultimately win.

2 years, 4 months ago on Cocknails: Holiday


When it comes to Mac and Cheese, I just don't do it.  I either make the noodles all mushy and gross or the cheese mixture is a chunky snot vomit mixed concoction.  So even though the Kraft may be icky, I go for the shapes.  For some reason, Spongebob has never steered me wrong yet and it is edible, more so than my attempts to seem like a good housewife by making things from scratch.  

2 years, 4 months ago on Instant Mug Mac & Cheese


You are too cute!  Even while belching up a storm!  And I love the dog, he looks adorable!

2 years, 5 months ago on Cocknails: Glow in the Dark


There have been a few times I have gone to the store bra-less, and once I commit to that decision, it is like the rest of my body jumps on board. The hair doesn't do what you want, and clothes seem to disappear so you are wearing sweats that probably have some unidentifiable stain on them. It is definitely a scary sight, and there are totally judging looks by the check out people. I totally understand the not going to the store, the lost keys are just icing on the already burnt cake.

2 years, 6 months ago on Orange Hot Chocolate


Personally, I think Dr. Pepper should only be altered with Rum, or Whiskey...

2 years, 6 months ago on Soda Ice Cream


We totally tried cloth diapers with our first.  However, after the first few days, we just couldn't stick to it!  Plus the grandparents bought us a bunch of disposable ones, so we ended up just using those!

2 years, 7 months ago on A Touching Tale of Poo (and a chance to win some Rockin’ Green soap!)