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"exploding in a fart-smelling hard-boiled egg bomb in your hand. Just trust me."
You have successfully made snot shoot out of my nose!! NEVER READ THIS BLOG WHILE AFFECTED BY ALLERGIES!!
2 years, 7 months ago on Deviled Chicks
Red pepper flakes! Lmao!
2 years, 7 months ago on Snow Globe
I just came across your blog today and have been plastered to my laptop ever since. The cat anus comment got me on this one. Never allow yourself to become amused while suffering from a runny nose. It will, and I repeat WILL shoot out identical to a rocket launch.
2 years, 7 months ago on 10-Minute No-Sew T-shirt Bag