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I get random drug tests at work. Been a sober rover for a while, except for the drank.
2 days, 4 hours ago on Justin Turner Won’t Be As Lucky In 2015
@I Am PFP And So Can You @The Monocle Oh, sorry. Thought you were in L.A. That's one of the few lame things about living in LA.
5 days ago on Ben Rowen and the Unprecedented
@I Am PFP And So Can You @The Monocle Where?
@I Am PFP And So Can You I mean, 2:15AM
@I Am PFP And So Can You what bar is open at 4AM?
@Disgruntled Goat Oh shit, just saw thtsapaddlin's list. I'l ltake bronze.
1 week, 5 days ago on One Whole Year Of Dodgers Digest
@Disgruntled Goat Have logged in from Canadia, Ireland, Scotland and Netherlands in the last year. Where's my silver medal?
@Jeremy_N @KMT59 I got to go the last two years it existed.
This front office is boring. No trades since winter meetings. Ned would have at least signed three ex-closers by now.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Hyun Jin Ryu’s Ottogi Noodle commercial showcases plus-plus mastication
@Algul Siento http://youtu.be/CpAcxbtXUgQ
1 month ago on Winter Leagues Update #3: Grandal & Hernandez Additions, Ravin At 100 MPH
@Algul Siento are you talking to me?
Done xmas shopping.
1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: Benchwarmer Yasiel Puig
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @ABSmileBunch same as a'ight?
1 month, 1 week ago on Alex Guerrero’s Best-Case Scenario
@DroogyDodger (Blaise) I saw it in a batman movie
1 month, 1 week ago on Let’s Get To Know Joe Wieland
And a train stop right in front
Speaking of being jealous of other baseball stadiums, and more relevant for current rivalry/hate: Petco. Fuck, do t hey have a nice stadium, tons of good beer for sale at the stadium and tons of cool stuff within short walking distance.
@Batted Bob I've walked to Spring Street BBQ from Dodgers Stadium
Wow, Heath Bell is on Minor League deals now.
@Batted Bob @Disgruntled Goat Pizza Port good.
Ebonics Posturing Receptacle?
I think I just got the best EPR of my career.
Guess what I'm doing, bros? Planning another Mammoth trip for next weekend.
@Purple Drank @The Monocle http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/24/clone-woolly-mammoth-buttercup_n_6211388.html
@TheDugoutBubble FYI, this is my schtick, bro.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher
@TheDugoutBubble don't fuck with me, Little Puppet.
@JackedNate I need a nap before driving out to Mammoth later today. Did a killer WO of OH squats and cleans yesterday. I'm beat.
@666foldamort what? WHAT?
wish I could have taken today off and been riding in Mammoth right now. Can't wait til quitting time to start the drive.
I can go to sleep now.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers Finally, Finally Complete Matt Kemp Trade
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers Continue To Rework Organizational Catching Depth
@Hoze isn't there a song with that title?
So, is Kemp a Friar yet?
@DodgerBytes @Lance Uppercut earl's cousin
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
@internet baseball fan potato friend My boss didn't show up. Means I'm responsible for everything :(
Throw in Riahnna
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
@Catfishin Have you watched Peaky Blinders on Netflix?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Matt Kemp, Right Now, Is Still A Dodger
@Purple Drank (or don't)
1 month, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
@Purple Drank I just came out of a meeting. You can talk to me.
@Lance Uppercut I bet it's 'cause you're black.
who are we talking to?
looks like we dodged the Romo bullet.
@Disgruntled Goat @The Monocle That's no fun. I have to make sure I get my moneys worth, even if it kills me.
@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @Disgruntled Goat @internet baseball fan potato friend and that kardashian beast girl
all you can eat taco Christmas party at work. Man, I'm stuffed.
League is next.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers DFA Brian Wilson, make Brandon McCarthy official
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Yasmani Grandal could make trading Matt Kemp palatable
@SantaLaSorda I remember the "on a steeeeek" guy
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez
I think I just talked myself out of going to the gym tonight. Going to pack for Mammoth, stay warm and watch some TV.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
@Mr. Chicken @The Monocle you're right, they happened in one hour increments.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball