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I made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before leaving work. Hit a big traffic jam on the way home. Almost pooped my pants.

1 week ago on Baseball Twitter reacts to Dodgers’ hiring of Andrew Friedman

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@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan chino chino japones, come caca i no me des.

1 week ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman

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will he bring back the pissing troughs?

1 week ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman

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Dammit, stuck doing actual work. Might have to miss beginning of game.

2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 7, 2014: NLDS Game 4, Also DOOM

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It's like the Cardinals are Cobra Kai and they just keep giving us a bloody nose or kicking us in the knee cap whenever we start fighting back.

2 weeks ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 1: Bullpen implodes (again), season on the line

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I got up so quick, yelling so hard at Kemp's homer that I got light headed and had to sit back down. It was awesome.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Your ‘Dodgers win Game 2 of the NLDS’ GIF post

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And that shit had no line, unlike the union station express.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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Finishing the night at Daikokuya Ramen.

2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health

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Going to be watching from a JetBlue flight on my way home. Go Blue.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers vs. Cardinals, 2014 NLDS: Predictions

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Rojas and Barney are  basically a wash on offense and defense.  Which one would be better as a pinch runner?  I think that should be tie breaker with those two.

2 weeks, 4 days ago on NLDS Roster Prediction, Version 2

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That Friday start time sucks.   For my brother.   He took Friday and I took Saturday.   The assumption was that Friday would likely be a 5pm game.   Hope he can figure it out. 

3 weeks ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2

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@ThtsaPaddlin holy shit. I totally ate pizza earlier.  Coincidence? 

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 10, Rockies 5: Juan Uribe, Manager Of The Year

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Hey bros,  I'm pooping. 

3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 10, Rockies 5: Juan Uribe, Manager Of The Year

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Boring game.  Back to catching up on Walking Dead. 

3 weeks, 3 days ago on Rockies @ Dodgers Sept. 26, 2014: Fauxto’s Last Stand?

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What's the Dodgers vs giants season series at? 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Can Brian Wilson Really Dial Up His Velocity In The Playoffs?

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@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix Christmas Abbott the hot crossfit chick? 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Can Brian Wilson Really Dial Up His Velocity In The Playoffs?

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@Purple Drank @The Monocle cool,  thanks.   I was away for the weekend and lost track of the magic numbers and all that shit. 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Can Brian Wilson Really Dial Up His Velocity In The Playoffs?

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So 1 game to clinch a playoff berth and 2 to clinch the division? 

4 weeks, 1 day ago on Can Brian Wilson Really Dial Up His Velocity In The Playoffs?

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@Purple Drank @The Monocle I think they should bring up Joc to play center field and trade Ethier for a back up, back up catcher.

1 month ago on Dodgers do annual rookie ‘dress up’, fans react like idiots

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How can they have fun and dress up when they just got whooped by the Rockies?

1 month ago on Dodgers do annual rookie ‘dress up’, fans react like idiots

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Holy shit, I'm signed in from work!

1 month ago on Dodgers do annual rookie ‘dress up’, fans react like idiots

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Any word on what Kemp and Puig were arguing about? 

1 month ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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Bros, Scott Elbert is back.

1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers All-Prospect team

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The down side: my tattoo dude fucked up on our appointment today. The up side: rest day! Cheat meal and last episode of Walking Dead Season 3 coming up.

1 month, 1 week ago on Jamey Wright, Lefty Specialist?

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So apparently, Puig has an official nickname now. Pantera Negra or Black Panther. I was not aware.

1 month, 1 week ago on Down On The Farm: 8/24 – 8/30 – Down With The Sickness

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I almost shat my pants squatting today.

1 month, 1 week ago on Padres @ Dodgers Sept. 8, 2014: Is It October Yet?

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I see that Mone' girl was recently at Dodgers Stadium.  Did she have that face off with Kersh?

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Nationals 1: Clayton Kershaw gives an MVP-esque performance

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Holy crap, I can do comments from work again!!!!!

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Nationals 1: Clayton Kershaw gives an MVP-esque performance

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Question for the bros.  Empty restroom.  Five urinals.  Which one do you take?

2 months ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably

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@BIah I don't see Guerrero on there

2 months ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 19, 2014: Don’t Underestimate the Padres

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Dee is only batting .286 now.  Trade him and bring up Guerrero.

2 months ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 19, 2014: Don’t Underestimate the Padres

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Im pooping.

2 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Dan Haren Good? Again?

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McGowan was pretty good once upon a time,  and had some pretty awesome side burns. 

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Which One Of These Pitchers Could Be A Dodger Soon?

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@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim this is only slightly before i was born.   By under 2 months. 

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 7, Angels 0: Hyun-Jin Ryu shuts down Anaheim

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What about Goggles Magill?

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Roberto Hernandez Is Starting on Friday Instead Of Josh Beckett

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Where's DJ Houlton when you need him? 

2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers Acquire Roberto Hernandez, Because Desperation

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