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I made the mistake of not going to the bathroom before leaving work. Hit a big traffic jam on the way home. Almost pooped my pants.
1 week ago on Baseball Twitter reacts to Dodgers’ hiring of Andrew Friedman
@Dustin Nosler future person!
1 week ago on Welcome To Town, Andrew Friedman
@Diane Nguyen 9ers fan chino chino japones, come caca i no me des.
will he bring back the pissing troughs?
Dammit, stuck doing actual work. Might have to miss beginning of game.
2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 7, 2014: NLDS Game 4, Also DOOM
Let's go, Daniel-san.
It's like the Cardinals are Cobra Kai and they just keep giving us a bloody nose or kicking us in the knee cap whenever we start fighting back.
2 weeks ago on Cardinals 3, Dodgers 1: Bullpen implodes (again), season on the line
I got up so quick, yelling so hard at Kemp's homer that I got light headed and had to sit back down. It was awesome.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Your ‘Dodgers win Game 2 of the NLDS’ GIF post
And that shit had no line, unlike the union station express.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers 3, Cardinals 2: This Sport Is Bad For Your Health
Finishing the night at Daikokuya Ramen.
Going to be watching from a JetBlue flight on my way home. Go Blue.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Dodgers vs. Cardinals, 2014 NLDS: Predictions
Rojas and Barney are basically a wash on offense and defense. Which one would be better as a pinch runner? I think that should be tie breaker with those two.
2 weeks, 4 days ago on NLDS Roster Prediction, Version 2
That Friday start time sucks. For my brother. He took Friday and I took Saturday. The assumption was that Friday would likely be a 5pm game. Hope he can figure it out.
3 weeks ago on Start Times Announced For NLDS Games 1 and 2
@ThtsaPaddlin holy shit. I totally ate pizza earlier. Coincidence?
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers 10, Rockies 5: Juan Uribe, Manager Of The Year
Hey bros, I'm pooping.
@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs @The Monocle torrentz
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Rockies @ Dodgers Sept. 26, 2014: Fauxto’s Last Stand?
Boring game. Back to catching up on Walking Dead.
@Mr. Chicken @The Monocle snaps!
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Can Brian Wilson Really Dial Up His Velocity In The Playoffs?
What's the Dodgers vs giants season series at?
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix Christmas Abbott the hot crossfit chick?
@Purple Drank @The Monocle cool, thanks. I was away for the weekend and lost track of the magic numbers and all that shit.
So 1 game to clinch a playoff berth and 2 to clinch the division?
@Purple Drank @The Monocle I think they should bring up Joc to play center field and trade Ethier for a back up, back up catcher.
1 month ago on Dodgers do annual rookie ‘dress up’, fans react like idiots
How can they have fun and dress up when they just got whooped by the Rockies?
Holy shit, I'm signed in from work!
Any word on what Kemp and Puig were arguing about?
1 month ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning
Bros, Scott Elbert is back.
1 month, 1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers All-Prospect team
The down side: my tattoo dude fucked up on our appointment today. The up side: rest day! Cheat meal and last episode of Walking Dead Season 3 coming up.
1 month, 1 week ago on Jamey Wright, Lefty Specialist?
1 month, 1 week ago on Down On The Farm: 8/24 – 8/30 – Down With The Sickness
So apparently, Puig has an official nickname now. Pantera Negra or Black Panther. I was not aware.
I almost shat my pants squatting today.
1 month, 1 week ago on Padres @ Dodgers Sept. 8, 2014: Is It October Yet?
I see that Mone' girl was recently at Dodgers Stadium. Did she have that face off with Kersh?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, Nationals 1: Clayton Kershaw gives an MVP-esque performance
Holy crap, I can do comments from work again!!!!!
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
Question for the bros. Empty restroom. Five urinals. Which one do you take?
2 months ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 20, 2014: Time To Panic, Probably
@BIah @ConFaustoracyofBuntses #hotcakes
2 months ago on Padres @ Dodgers Aug. 19, 2014: Don’t Underestimate the Padres
@Beastfriends Tag Team Wrestler?
@BIah I don't see Guerrero on there
@Beastfriends Tennis player?
@aroobrena @Beastfriends business man?
Dee is only batting .286 now. Trade him and bring up Guerrero.
@BIah @The Monocle or the Superbas
2 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers 3, Braves 2: Dan Haren Good? Again?
@EephusBlue The Bus?
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Which One Of These Pitchers Could Be A Dodger Soon?
McGowan was pretty good once upon a time, and had some pretty awesome side burns.
@capnsparrow (Actual top vote getter for POY) @DBrim this is only slightly before i was born. By under 2 months.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 7, Angels 0: Hyun-Jin Ryu shuts down Anaheim
What about Goggles Magill?
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Roberto Hernandez Is Starting on Friday Instead Of Josh Beckett
Where's DJ Houlton when you need him?
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers Acquire Roberto Hernandez, Because Desperation