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23 hours, 11 minutes ago on Dodgers Lose Onelki, Add Lee, Schebler, Reed
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. a beer asshole doesn't sound good or refreshing.
1 week ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. black ones?
@BIah I hate Disneyland too.
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. I'll be up there fro TG weekend. Let's have a yay area meet up.
@BIah first base?
I still remember being at Spring Training in Vero Beach, 2007, when they brought in Kershaw to make an appearance at big league camp on St Patrick's day. Dude made knees buckle.
1 week ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@DodgersFan I bet a trip to Fantastic Sam's would have helped his NLDS performance.
1 week, 1 day ago on Just Like Every Year: Clayton Kershaw, Cy Young Winner
trade him now while his value is high.
@LA_Woman @Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!) @Technogit Double Pen...... never mind.
when do the MVP's get announced?
So, if I go out with a girl, we have a good time but i don't call or text for two or three weeks or maybe even a few months after, is that bad? Does she have a right to be angry at me?
1 week, 2 days ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 1B Adrian Gonzalez
@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp. savias que la gente dice que tu y yo estamos locos?
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley
@steelmohawk @The Monocle and $200 millions?
@DINGERS! you lost your virginity?
1 week, 3 days ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley
@Hendrixfan1145 I hate it, but have to go there for work often. Going to headquarters in San Antonio next week :-(
Did we trade Kemp for King Felix yet?
@Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo King Felix and $200 millions
1 week, 3 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@Purple Drank @The Monocle I want to see a commercial of them sharing a bowl of noodles, after they fight to a draw with nunchuks.
What if the Dodgers win the posting on that Korean dude from today, and like him and Ryu are bitter rivals from back in their Korean street gang days?
@Purple Drank @The Monocle @Batted Bob bruh
@Disgruntled Goat @The Monocle me too, goat. Me too.
@Batted Bob @The Monocle bro, you have to think positive here.
Ok, what if we trade Kemp and Urias for Giancarlo? Then we trade Ethier and Crawford for, like some bad ass reliever? Then we, like, sign someone else to be awesome? What do you guys think about that?
1 week, 4 days ago on Hanley Ramirez Declines Qualifying Offer, Obviously
@Diane. Author of Ned Colletti erotic fan fiction p King Felix and $200 millions!
@Disgruntled Goat Does he have any cool noddle commercials?
@steelmohawk *Dyson vacuum
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @The Monocle Bro, they could get, like, two King Felix's and $400 millions for him.
@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex the inventor of those vacuum cleaners?
@GreggM @The Monocle you mean we get Felix and $200 millions?
@Purple Drank @The Monocle ella-ella-ella
@Purple Drank @The Monocle Because he boned Ryahna. Come on, dude.
Do you guys think we can trade Kemp for King Felix? I think it's a fair deal.
@Purple Drank @Tired Maths Cat who's going to post King Kong pics and tag them as Uribe, now?
word on the street is that the Dodgers are aggressively shopping Kershaw.
@capnsparrow @The Monocle mmmmm, what?
1 week, 6 days ago on Gabe Kapler reportedly hired as Farm Director, front office shuffle continues
What's Bill Mueller up to these days?
Did I hear someone one say penis?
2 weeks, 1 day ago on So about all that Dodgers front office ‘Geek Squad’ stuff
see, I'm not the only one drawing Depotesta comparisons. We're doomed!
@Disgruntled Goat thems is hearty jeans.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Projected Dodger Arbitration Salaries For 2015
Jeff kent I going to come back. Grumpier, angrier, chap assier and curmudgeonier.
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) might as well jump. Jump! Go ahead, jump.
@Junior PhD in muppet GIFs and Bananas @Purple Drank @The Monocle It's not my fault all the Choi's I know are smelly.
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @The Monocle yeah!
@Batted Bob @The Monocle @Disgruntled Goat shut up!
I smell another Hee Sop Choi coming.
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank @The Monocle terrible humans not wanted.
@Dustin Nosler No, me!!!!!!!! I'm first. Meeeeeeeeeeeee!