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1 hour, 4 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@LurkingAtWork @a potato  I recently wrote a cover letter stating in the first sentence that "I love beer." The body was my story of my journey to beervana.

1 hour, 18 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @deBlueProgeny  You're negative...towards metrolink conductor.

1 hour, 19 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @Dustin Nosler  I heard this the other night. I yelled at the TV. My wife laughed at me. I then set a PR on my back squat. 

Thank you Harold Reynolds.

1 hour, 22 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank  You should've shook your fist vigorously. This always works. 

2 hours, 11 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Purple Drank  hates his back and loose gravel.

2 hours, 21 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate @efb  This is why I've done favors for my little bro his whole life. He's my lifetime DD.

2 hours, 25 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @efb @JackedNate  I've only been to 3, all up in Humboldt. There were no lines and I got really extra shitty. I lurved it. I can imagine this one being fucking packed though.

2 hours, 27 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate  This is why I'm in sales.

2 hours, 28 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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Goat,

Are you going to the Sabroso Brew HaHa?

2 hours, 30 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@PagansOedipalComplex @JackedNate  How does that translate into runs saved over a season? Does this outweigh Hanleys offensive dominance and that him at SS allows another position to be manned by an additional elite offensive player? How many plays does a SS make a year? 

I'd take Hanley.

2 hours, 56 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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So the zetas got to Hanley? Thanks Puig.

FUCK

2 hours, 57 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Tired Math Cat @JackedNate @Disgruntled Goat  Awe, you said wrist. Now I'm a Plaschke.

2 hours, 59 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Tired Math Cat @Disgruntled Goat  This is not a broken hand story Amy, please stay on topic.

3 hours, 1 minute ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@PagansOedipalComplex @JackedNate  Hanley destroys baseballs and makes pitchers cry on their drives home.

3 hours, 2 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@PagansOedipalComplex  Though I'm sure defensive runs would make it an interesting discussion.

3 hours, 4 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Disgruntled Goat  I once punched a tree cuz I was angry about something dumb. I broke my fifth metacarpal and my hand ballooned up like a cartoon. I did not go to the doctor. Ever. Now, 6 years later, whenever someone shakes my hand a certain way my pinky will pop inside their palm and we look at eachother awkwardly.

This is my broken hand story.

3 hours, 9 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Purple Drank  HOLY HELLL Unattended SVS sighting!

3 hours, 16 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@Purple Drank  unattended goose?

3 hours, 16 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@DBrim  Was not expecting "Unattended sleeping goose."

This may be my new screen name.

3 hours, 23 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@a potato  Initial swelling makes small fractures more difficult to identify. Each acute injury is a unique situation and comparing Ramos to Ramirez is like comparing a butterfly nest to an orange.

3 hours, 43 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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I watched Fargo instead of watching the game. Good choice me. I win.

4 hours, 10 minutes ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@steelmohawk  I notice often when watching TV, they have to add in the bullshit to get to the good stuff.

1 day ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Dustin Nosler  When are you guys going to talk about relevant things, like GoT and what I should wear to my ultra secret job interview on Friday?

1 day ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Tired Math Cat @Dustin Nosler  I stopped eating at Mario Batalis restaurants because he wears Crocs.

1 day ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Catfishin @brendanl99 Polocks need to learn to respect Apts the right way.

1 day ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Catfishin @*VND*  DK Puts the Lawyer in "Lawyers are fucking scumbags"

1 day ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Mike Petriello @ABSmileBunch @DBrim  I gave him an ocular pat down, he's good.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @JackedNate  This is not in-line with the new system. The new system is all about funneling to the Savior. Not being a Saver means nothing. Savers and Winners are the only pitcher categories to cares about.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@a potato @JackedNate  Brandon League is now known as Dons White Flag.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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The closer role is now known as the saver. The set up role is now known as the pre-saver. And the middle relievers are now known as mid-savies.

1 day, 1 hour ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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Part of me is really happy that he didn't get hit hard, the other part is rage incarnate that pagan, the fuck that he is, dinked us.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@Purple Drank  Shit happens sometimes. Then it gets better sometimes for great players. I will panic in June.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@*VND*  This sounds like a lesby porn.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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@*VND*  If I live at 100, I will still be having relations.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Kenley Jansen Is Suddenly The Worst Closer In Baseball, Or Something

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