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Big Game James Momentum is keeping KC in this Big Game.
1 day, 7 hours ago on American League Wild Card: A’s @ Royals
@Diane Nguyen You need more lotion/s
@Turner_for_Treasury @JackedNate like guacamole or classic cool ranch.
1 day, 10 hours ago on American League Wild Card: A’s @ Royals
@Turner_for_Treasury Gum mixed with dip.
Big Fail right there for Big Game James. He is now just shields.
@Turner_for_Treasury Big Drank with the Big Fap for the Big Night with Big Game James.
@Turner_for_Treasury Big Strike right there for Big JAmes in Big games like this Big Game on Big Tuesday.
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel @JackedNate So Easy!
What do we do with Greinke now that we have Kershaw, Lester, Scherzer, Shield, and Ryu? Bull Pen?
@exceedingly boring potato #fratlife4life
1 day, 15 hours ago on Adam Wainwright’s Strength Is The Dodgers’ Strength
@exceedingly boring potato Yup. I lived in Arcata for a few years and Oregon drivers are the fucking worst.
2 days, 13 hours ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin
@exceedingly boring potato Fact
@Disgruntled Goat @exceedingly boring potato You still can.
@- Casey - @Mike Petriello @JackedNate I out drank and still probably out drink frats.
@Mike Petriello @JackedNate Is DoDi a frat?
2 days, 14 hours ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin
I was not in a frat. I did go to college. I do not regret not being in a frat.
Have not had a donut in over year. I went to sidecar this morning. Best god damned donuts in the world. Holy hell I am going to get really fat and that's okay.
2 days, 16 hours ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin
Good season. I couldn't have done it without all of you, except Kyle.
3 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers 6, Rockies 5: Scott Van Slyke’s Speed Seals Walkoff
@- Casey - @GinFizzBear Case I heard against kershaw is that he missed 5 weeks. To me, this is a case for him.
5 days, 16 hours ago on A Week Of Sitting And Waiting
@- Casey - Bye Paul Konerko - 2001
5 days, 17 hours ago on A Week Of Sitting And Waiting
@DBrim Is it about how stupid the MVP voters are that write off a pitcher because they are pitchers?
@Lobo @JackedNate @Weston Taylor Stopped reading at the terrible pun in the headline.
@Weston Taylor @JackedNate Shadows of Mordoer, do I buy it or wait?
5 days, 18 hours ago on A Week Of Sitting And Waiting
Is Kyle here?
@Weston Taylor @JackedNate I mastered this art a long time ago.
@Dang88 @JackedNate Nooooooooooo........
I am no longer UnEmployed! Yay!!
@ThtsaPaddlin @Disgruntled Goat @Diane Nguyen @exceedingly boring potato
My belts a little loose, you want to help me put another notch in it?
6 days, 13 hours ago on Your ‘Dodgers Win The NL West’ celebratory GIF post for 2014
@Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate @exceedingly boring potato @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix something about that is really creepy
@exceedingly boring potato @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix Ask what her favorite potato is, any answer but french fries is auto DQ.
@capnsparrow @exceedingly boring potato Does conversation = nap?
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix @exceedingly boring potato And that's your problem.
@Diane Nguyen @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix 0-60 in 1 post.
@ThtsaPaddlin @Diane Nguyen O Snap!
@exceedingly boring potato @ThtsaPaddlin Ugh, I fucking hate eggplant. Literally the worst texture of edible food.
@Diane Nguyen @JackedNate Automatic two points on VND Story Scale, or VNDSS Rating system.
TRUE STORY OF THE MYSTERY OF MY BROKEN FIBULA:
I didn't want to take credit as the unknown hero, but it is me, I am he. I am the one who jumped into a burning car to save kittens that were being drowned by a punk teenager. I saved the kittens, scolded the boy, and put out the fire. Sadly I limped away with a broken fib into the sunset. I want no reward. I want no recognition. I only want you to pay it forward.
@Diane Nguyen @JackedNate He said "you are getting old, stop doing stupid shit"
@Diane Nguyen @JackedNate Yeh, I was relieved that I didn't need surgery. Silver lining, I'm finally getting through my video game library build up.
@Diane Nguyen The ortho guy said that it the surrounding structures show signs of previous fractures that I never got taken care, probably from skateboarding when I was younger.
@Diane Nguyen @JackedNate Very minor displacement so no surgery needed, oblique distal fracture of some word I never heard of, mouliculae or some shit.
@Diane Nguyen @JackedNate Rolled it wrestling and then it broke when I was leaving work. I had my hands full with my laptop and tupperware, slipped, jumped the rest of the stairs, ankle gave out and I guess the fibula snapped. First broken bone. I wish it were a cooler story, but it is not.
So I decided to take a little jog today, first time since I broke my fibula on Aug 23rd, it was weird. My leg hurts now, but I am eating homemade carnitas.
@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix Shoulda got the Gyro, 1/10.
@Diane Nguyen @exceedingly boring potato @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix DTF? Diseased Toe Fetish?
@exceedingly boring potato @Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix Just tell her she has nice feet and then pursue her for 2 years before she gives in. Then date for 14 years and get married.
I love this post.
6 days, 14 hours ago on Your ‘Dodgers Win The NL West’ celebratory GIF post for 2014
@Uncultured Grand Dad There is no game today.
6 days, 16 hours ago on Your ‘Dodgers Win The NL West’ celebratory GIF post for 2014