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@BIah This is the best comment you have ever made.

17 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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@JFK03 @JackedNate I'm not a ruler bro.

17 hours, 9 minutes ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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Speaking of balky elbows, mine popped and crunched last night when I gunned someone down at home from deep center. Everything is breaking.

17 hours, 9 minutes ago on Dodgers bet heavily on Hector Olivera’s elbow holding up

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Are you single Dave?

1 day, 19 hours ago on Dodgers Spend A Ton Of Money On Hector Olivera, Because They Can

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@Subtle Euphemism @obi wan tatobi Last of the Mohicans is fucking amazing!!!!

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers Spend A Ton Of Money On Hector Olivera, Because They Can

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@obi wan tatobi I liked Interstellar. I also liked Inception. I like Star Wars better than both.

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers Spend A Ton Of Money On Hector Olivera, Because They Can

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@uosɹədəɔıu sɹəƃpop ʎɹəʌ™ Changes in the markets perception of value for Int'l talent.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Joc Pederson’s off-season adjustments should lead to more contact

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@Disgruntled Goat I'm going to take the wait and sigh approach.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Joc Pederson’s off-season adjustments should lead to more contact

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello Trade 62.6 Million George Washingtons for 1 Hector Olivera.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Joc Pederson’s off-season adjustments should lead to more contact

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@666foldamort Not like I could watch them on the 25man roster anyways. #thanksTWC

2 days, 16 hours ago on Joc Pederson’s off-season adjustments should lead to more contact

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@TheConman That's it? This team doesn't spend for shit.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Joc Pederson’s off-season adjustments should lead to more contact

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"one time he was standing next to me and i went to scratch my nuts and got his ear instead"


- Capn


I died.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Joc Pederson’s off-season adjustments should lead to more contact

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@Casey the DeliMan Hanley runs well....

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Purple Drank This was like my earlier joke, but with more explanation.

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Mike Petriello I have also heard about the front office trading Hanley to Boston.

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Purple Drank It's his home position, why wouldn't he be more comfortable there? I only shit at home for the same reason.

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Mike Petriello Kinda like only being able to take a shit at home. I understand.

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Disgruntled Goat @Mike Petriello Is snow the same as sunshine? If so, it is snowing here too.

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Math Space Cat @Disgruntled Goat Just open a window and climb in. It's really easy to break into a house.

6 days, 15 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@efb @JackedNate Because I don't get high?

6 days, 16 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@efb @Mike Petriello No way AG can catch that.

6 days, 16 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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If my wife is a hungarian/italian jewish girl and I am a mut made up of most of western Europe, but with some Iroquois, are we boring?

6 days, 16 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@James Loney Apologist "to each their own" would be the correct phrasing. Unless you are trying to antagonize angry male gamers; you should be more creative.

6 days, 17 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Disgruntled Goat @PagansOedipalComplex Baseballs are too round, discuss.

6 days, 17 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Is A Natural Shortstop, You Know

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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @obi wan tatobi It's too funny for your simple sense of humor, I apologize.

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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@666foldamort Probably stuff about back to the future.

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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@ABSmileBunch @JackedNate It can be overwhelming, but attack it with your brain, listen to your body, and you will be fine. Soo, do the opposite of what I do.

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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@ABSmileBunch @JackedNate Pretty stoked though, I am supposed to run 1 mile on march 31st. It's been rough getting everything back in order to do this since I broke my ankle. I pulled my hamstring last Wed and have had to just chill. Now I am sick and have to chill. My last mile was 3 weeks ago and I got 8 min. I need to beat 8:30. Will be a grind. I look like I am running on crutches right now.

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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@ABSmileBunch @JackedNate Nah. because my wife works with filthy children.

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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Does this make me cool?

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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I have a cold. Discuss.

1 week, 1 day ago on Joc Pederson Is Going To Win The Center Field Job, Obviously

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@VinScullyOG That would seem irresponsible to do at this point, if winning is the most important thing. We are already short handed with Kenley down and are going to need the best chance for runs.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers’ prospect Corey Seager batting practice video

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