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@Paul ran out of puns, is just Paul now @JackedNate @Purple Drank Probably easier than writing one.
1 day, 1 hour ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine
@Purple Drank Kershaws been thrown out of more games he didn't start than anybody evar.
@Purple Drank @JackedNate That is what I said. I feel really bad for some of the warehouse guys with kids. I'm young and my wife and I will be fine, I can finally finish/start that novel.
@Jeremy_N @JackedNate I'm more stressed about finding a new one than losing this one.
I really wish they would have told me before I had my morning coffee, now I can't even go back to bed.
Just got notified, via phone, that the west coast office is being shut down. I am now unemployed with a broken leg.
@Mike Petriello How will the dug out have enough room for everyone to sit?
@Purple Drank Cuz glare from bald.
@Purple Drank When he takes his hat off.
Ugh. Why does Stan Kasten hate the fans soo much?
2 days, 23 hours ago on A Blowout Is Still Just One Loss, But Dodgers Can’t Withstand Absence Of Ryu
@P_F_P @Lobo There's no defense
@0ptimus @JackedNate @moneynow27 We got Victorino instead. Pence has been good in spite of his best efforts not to.
3 days ago on A Blowout Is Still Just One Loss, But Dodgers Can’t Withstand Absence Of Ryu
@Mike Petriello @moneynow27 Also, they have a 150mil payroll.
@moneynow27 Meh. Posey and Bumgarner are good, but the others are lucky muff cabbage.
@Disgruntled Goat @Mike Petriello It's a money cloud!
@Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate @moneynow27 @Mike Petriello Pedro, Konerko, Juan Marichal?
@moneynow27 @Mike Petriello Really? Are they known for that?
@0ptimus @JackedNate @moneynow27 No. Not at all, just trying to vet his logic and see if I agree. Right now, I do not.
@moneynow27 Like, in the history of Over-Rated desperation moves.
@moneynow27 Besides Lester and Price, who else has been a bust?
At least Ryu didn't get indicted for selling heroin. Always gotta look at the bright side.
@Lobo Blah agrees.
3 days, 20 hours ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
@Lobo I say if a crime is committed, then the whole family up to the second cousin should be neutralized to avoid the spreading of the devil gene.
@deblue I worked graveyard shift at a Chevron in Eureka. I sold booze after hours all the time.
Once a homeless man came in and I gave him a burrito for free. The next morning I read that the same homeless man chopped a guys head off with a hatchet two blocks away in a motel parking lot.
3 days, 21 hours ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
@Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate @Purple Drank K. I'll be the homeless guy shouting at traffic.
3 days, 22 hours ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate I cant drive. My leg is broke.
3 days, 23 hours ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate K. 17th and Newport. I'll have the wife drop me off at 3 if you can give me a ride home.
@Disgruntled Goat @JackedNate Del Taco?
@Disgruntled Goat A bag of trash?
@Lobo @JackedNate @Tired Math Cat Still don't get it.
@Tired Math Cat @Lobo I don't
@Tired Math Cat @Lobo I dont get it.
@Katze in de cheapau The sun hates the IE.
@DodgerBytes Is that a bag of adderal?
@Purple Drank @Dustin Nosler Dustin can't FACE the facts.
4 days ago on Swinging At The First Pitch Isn’t Yasiel Puig’s Problem
In other new: me and the wife saw The Drop last night. It was good. Slow paced, but good. RIP Mr Soprano, he was great in it, but I could see why they wouldn't want to release it right after his death.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello It's that easy.
@Diane Nguyen *hose
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @Diane Nguyen i.e leave the hose in the sun.
@Nonexistant The Shadow knows.
@Southpaw Joe @JackedNate That is interesting and sounds like a likely explanation, but is kinda bullshit on the NFLs part. What if the player had an undiagnosed disorder? What if the player really likes getting amped up and focusing before a game where 300+lb linemen are trying to kill you and some kid is waiting to take your job?
4 days, 2 hours ago on Jamey Wright, Lefty Specialist?
How has Davis, as a pro athlete with great medical coverage and $$$, not gotten a prescription for Adderal?
@P_F_P @Disgruntled Goat Privileged stuff.
5 days, 18 hours ago on Carlos Frias could positively impact Dodgers now, in postseason
Back in my day you damn well better take that fuckin dobber down to just the washer cause that fucin thing would leave a dent in yer skull n shit
Pluto was a planet when I was a child, it no longer is classified as one and I blame Al Gore.
@ThtsaPaddlin This is in reply to his thoughts on Pluto being deplaneted.
@P_F_P The answer is The Sorcerers Apprentice.
@Blowin' on that Indo, GameCube Nintendo/ Five Perc @JackedNate Backwards is always acceptable when eating, so as to not poke someone in the face while you lean forward to take a bite.
@Blowin' on that Indo, GameCube Nintendo/ Five Perc @JackedNate Depends on the type of hat and activity.
@Purple Drank Wouldn't you be so privileged.
Idea: Hats that don't come with stickers on the brim and are pre-shaped to be worn like normal hats, backwards or forwards only.