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Thanks for the video. Now every time I come across someone that complains they don't have the latest gadget and their life is incomplete because of that I'll grab them by the head, stick their nose to a computer screen playing this video and hit them with rolled newspaper while saying: "NO! NO!"

2 years, 6 months ago on People Whining Over the New iPad


Yep. And to be even better, don't fight over anything on the Internet. 

2 years, 6 months ago on Fighting on Twitter


Sorry for not reminding you. Will you ever forgive us? :(

2 years, 8 months ago on This week


"Arguably, most of this is occurring because Twitter is transforming from a venture capitalist-funded social network into a media corporation supported by advertising revenues." So basically Twitter is becoming the new MySpace. Yeah, good luck with that.


Also: I'm confused about the new art. Is it a natural progression of your former stick figures? Is it a bold, new statement aimed to "disrupt" the art world? Were you just bored?

2 years, 8 months ago on Twitter, developers, and the future of social media


"I think it’s important for me to share my  overwrought, and extremely important opinion without having read either source article."


The internet wasn't the same without your posts. Thank you.

Also, I'd like a drink too. Hey, Monday.

2 years, 8 months ago on No one is old enough to handle your social media


Yay! Bring on the snark.

2 years, 8 months ago on I'm back, bitches