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if Jenny Lawson can do it, so can you.

6 months ago on I Promise To Go Back and Reply To All Your Comments!

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@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito sad-but-true.  but also I look young for my age despite my addiction to knitting in a rocking chair.  really.

6 months ago on You Deserve Full Candy Bars on Halloween

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@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito why thank you!  I ended up finalyl seeing it and deciding it's something I lack desire for, but I'm on the edge of my seat for the next one.

6 months ago on Want Some Free Crap Courtesy of Me?

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when is this happening?

6 months, 2 weeks ago on Want Some Free Crap Courtesy of Me?

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I'm 27 but people always think I'm 23 or 24 so I'm all good.

6 months, 3 weeks ago on You Deserve Full Candy Bars on Halloween

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I get what you mean about the looking into someone's eyes...I'm generally good with eye contact, but prolonged silent eye contact is a very vulnerable position, and there's nothing more unmasking than having someone search your eyes for how you really feel. 

7 months, 3 weeks ago on Shutting Up

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I also enjoy using the men's restroom as a rebellious act (stickin' it to the man) and peeing in sinks (only at bars).  

7 months, 3 weeks ago on Promote Your Blog on My Blog Right Now – Take III

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I already like your facebook page (because you're awesome).  I sometimes blow my nose on the inside collar of my t shirt (while I'm wearing it) if tissue is not available.  I occasionally also blow my nose on the inside edge of my pillow case in the middle of the night when I don't feel like getting up for tissue.  Shameful, I know:(  But I do wash everything quite frequently.http://thebloggerincognito.blogspot.com/

7 months, 3 weeks ago on Promote Your Blog on My Blog Right Now – Take III

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I'll miss let's get fixed:(  It made me feel like I might be able to achieve something.  Can't you repackage it into a format that fits with your usual blogs? 

8 months ago on Back To Basics

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i concur with other commenter who advised against counting calories.  Adding more protein, eating carbs only from unprocessed sources (e.g. fruits and whole grains) are the way to go.  And building muscle is great too, since it requires more calories for your body to maintain the muscle.  If you can afford it, maybe find a CSCS (certified strength and conditioning specialist) to meet with you and give you super awesome exercises to help?  Guarantee you'll look like a hot beast by the time that conference rolls around.

8 months ago on Shame Will Fuel This Weight Loss

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the empty chair technique is excellently therapeutic.

8 months ago on Cheer Someone Up With Fake Twitter Followers

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sometimes missing a single meeting out of exhaustion spirals into excuses not to go, but for me I always feel better if I make myself do it anyway.  Stay strong:)

8 months ago on I’m Going To Do It But I’m Not Going To Do It

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(that would mean that if you wore same helmet and fell off bike, the inside parts might not function properly and your head would be sad.)

8 months ago on My Head Is Very Important To Me

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make sure to replace your helmet...it needs to be replaced after any kind of impact b/c inside parts can have impact damage without outside showing damage.  

8 months ago on My Head Is Very Important To Me

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or anything paper mache

8 months, 1 week ago on Birthday Bracelet Bought Blind

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handmake a hilarious popup card with a fun msg and some likeness of you poppingup to be there with her for her bday

8 months, 1 week ago on Birthday Bracelet Bought Blind

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@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito I mean...if the party is feeling a bit stale...

8 months, 2 weeks ago on Holding Myself Prisoner

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Forgive me...I LOL'd for a second because all I saw when I first looked at this post was how you vowed to get on your knees this week.  Not funny, I know...in the gutter. 

My goal for this week is to do something fun within my means (or a hot guy's means) so I won't sit at home crying about the guy who just told me the timing isn't right.  It really isn't but I'm still sad:(  Good luck with your goal

8 months, 2 weeks ago on Planning Next Weekend – Let’s Get Fixed

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1. The paper mache jailbird guy in the photo bears a strong resemblance to GWB.  

2. The party was fun...the only thing we would've found disturbing would be you self-servicing at the table.  Everything else=fair game.

8 months, 2 weeks ago on Holding Myself Prisoner

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I busted a party full of 9th and 10th graders and had to help a drunkenly crying 14yo to the bathroom...and she nearly puked on my shoes.  My goal this week is for that not to happen again.

8 months, 3 weeks ago on Being Grateful For Stuff – Let’s Get Fixed

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