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if Jenny Lawson can do it, so can you.
1 year, 11 months ago on I Promise To Go Back and Reply To All Your Comments!
@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito sad-but-true. but also I look young for my age despite my addiction to knitting in a rocking chair. really.
1 year, 11 months ago on You Deserve Full Candy Bars on Halloween
@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito why thank you! I ended up finalyl seeing it and deciding it's something I lack desire for, but I'm on the edge of my seat for the next one.
1 year, 11 months ago on Want Some Free Crap Courtesy of Me?
when is this happening?
I'm 27 but people always think I'm 23 or 24 so I'm all good.
I get what you mean about the looking into someone's eyes...I'm generally good with eye contact, but prolonged silent eye contact is a very vulnerable position, and there's nothing more unmasking than having someone search your eyes for how you really feel.
2 years ago on Shutting Up
I also enjoy using the men's restroom as a rebellious act (stickin' it to the man) and peeing in sinks (only at bars).
2 years ago on Promote Your Blog on My Blog Right Now – Take III
I already like your facebook page (because you're awesome). I sometimes blow my nose on the inside collar of my t shirt (while I'm wearing it) if tissue is not available. I occasionally also blow my nose on the inside edge of my pillow case in the middle of the night when I don't feel like getting up for tissue. Shameful, I know:( But I do wash everything quite frequently.http://thebloggerincognito.blogspot.com/
I'll miss let's get fixed:( It made me feel like I might be able to achieve something. Can't you repackage it into a format that fits with your usual blogs?
2 years ago on Back To Basics
i concur with other commenter who advised against counting calories. Adding more protein, eating carbs only from unprocessed sources (e.g. fruits and whole grains) are the way to go. And building muscle is great too, since it requires more calories for your body to maintain the muscle. If you can afford it, maybe find a CSCS (certified strength and conditioning specialist) to meet with you and give you super awesome exercises to help? Guarantee you'll look like a hot beast by the time that conference rolls around.
2 years ago on Shame Will Fuel This Weight Loss
the empty chair technique is excellently therapeutic.
2 years ago on Cheer Someone Up With Fake Twitter Followers
sometimes missing a single meeting out of exhaustion spirals into excuses not to go, but for me I always feel better if I make myself do it anyway. Stay strong:)
2 years, 1 month ago on I’m Going To Do It But I’m Not Going To Do It
(that would mean that if you wore same helmet and fell off bike, the inside parts might not function properly and your head would be sad.)
2 years, 1 month ago on My Head Is Very Important To Me
make sure to replace your helmet...it needs to be replaced after any kind of impact b/c inside parts can have impact damage without outside showing damage.
or anything paper mache
2 years, 1 month ago on Birthday Bracelet Bought Blind
handmake a hilarious popup card with a fun msg and some likeness of you poppingup to be there with her for her bday
@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito I mean...if the party is feeling a bit stale...
2 years, 1 month ago on Holding Myself Prisoner
Forgive me...I LOL'd for a second because all I saw when I first looked at this post was how you vowed to get on your knees this week. Not funny, I know...in the gutter.
My goal for this week is to do something fun within my means (or a hot guy's means) so I won't sit at home crying about the guy who just told me the timing isn't right. It really isn't but I'm still sad:( Good luck with your goal
2 years, 1 month ago on Planning Next Weekend – Let’s Get Fixed
1. The paper mache jailbird guy in the photo bears a strong resemblance to GWB.
2. The party was fun...the only thing we would've found disturbing would be you self-servicing at the table. Everything else=fair game.
I busted a party full of 9th and 10th graders and had to help a drunkenly crying 14yo to the bathroom...and she nearly puked on my shoes. My goal this week is for that not to happen again.
2 years, 1 month ago on Being Grateful For Stuff – Let’s Get Fixed
Having deja vu re: our recent convo about comments lol. The folks in the photo look like they're having a good time together...as much as I love comments, I'd enjoy hanging out in a group of fun people even more:)
2 years, 1 month ago on Comments Make/Break My Day – A Confession
@Craziness Abounds is a guide someone specific that you hire or just a friend you take with you who accompanies you?
2 years, 1 month ago on Come to the AimingLow Non-Con!!!
@tfpHumorBlog @thebloggerincognito Of *course* you didn't...:)
2 years, 1 month ago on I’m Going To Share My Shame With You Fools
Ooh...this looks exciting. I might just put on my highest heels and tell someone they look pretty! Also is that a small-dog-with-really-long-tail that ran through the video?
sign is so cliche...are we sure it's not presented by Mr. "Wang?"
2 years, 1 month ago on My Sister and I Drove Past a House of Ill Repute
nothin' wrong with peeing in the sink...
2 years, 2 months ago on I’m Going To Share My Shame With You Fools
The secrets that bind to shame statement...I've been looking for a good way to phrase that. Yours is a great way:)
I can relate to the feelings of stress when my living environment isn't perfectly clean. A wise person once told me that a cluttered environment both reflects and creates a cluttered mind. That said, my place still looks a hot mess when I get too busy so I have to choose between clean car or clean house.
Also I'd be quite happy to come make a healthy meal for you and you gf and drink all your schnapps.
2 years, 2 months ago on I Wish I Had Guests Every Friday
Also the pregnancy thing is barbaric. Not all women think that way.
2 years, 2 months ago on Vlog – I Took Your Suggestions (Bad Idea)
The sofa pillows look strangely inviting
Update: I called him and ate cookies. But not until the following day. There was some massive shame spiraling, but I feel better overall.
Strangely enough, I'm most critical of myself. But that's no fun, so I'll try to be less critical of others this coming week. There's no one person, but I admit I sometimes catch myself being very judgmental of people who I perceive as being less intelligent or less "together." And looking at my own life, it's pretty hypocritical. So no more of that this week.
2 years, 2 months ago on Criticism – Let’s Get Fixed
This post reads like soft-core chicken porn.
2 years, 2 months ago on I Ate True Chicago Fried Chicken
An anonymous blog detailing various life experiences and the author's feelings (juicy and otherwise).
2 years, 2 months ago on Promote Your Blog On My Blog Right NOW – Take II
@tfpHumorBlog Thanks lol. The two feed each other, pun intended.
2 years, 2 months ago on Let’s Get Fixed – New Feature
I will not eat any more cookies or ice cream this week. And I will not call him until he contacts me:)