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Ok, i laugh at all of your blog posts, but this one i literally laughed out loud. those freaking melting chickadees are HILAR. 

2 years, 8 months ago on Deviled Chicks


ive actually done this! my mom used to be a "brownie" leader (ya know, like 5 year old girl scouts) and we made these. I have no idea how we made them back then, but I KNOW they worked. From thinking back id have to say the glass was the trick--we used small plastic ones that curled the bracelet almost completely closed. and knowing my mother we used some cheap ass generic popsicle sticks, nothing special. Plain brown popsicle stick bracelets to a 5 year old? bomb-diggity fo' sho. 

2 years, 8 months ago on Popsicle Stick Bracelets


 @virtualdespot hahaha im embarrassed to say i also am too lazy to cook potatoes! the boiling just takes WAY too long. i guess not lazy then...just impatient. 

2 years, 8 months ago on Drunken Pork Chops


wow, people get NASTY here. they bitch about people bitching and keeping bitching until they're all bitched out. whos got the stick up their ass now? whew. good work, tho @Pintester --i will admit i thought for a while "dang, i wish this girl would stop substituting stuff so i can see if it actually works!" then i decided, "naaaaah, it's pretty hilarious as is." good work-keep fucking it up so i dont have to :) schmanks! ps--im pregnant right now, but when im not i can't wait to tell you how that cake batter martini turns out!!!

2 years, 8 months ago on Shaving Cream and Listerine Foot Mask