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So for many years my mom has collected Regency Romance novels as a continuation of her love for Jane Austen's literature and I freely admit that I've enjoyed several from time to time, okay often and repeatedly... The Christmas tree book stacks that she could make out of those thousands (yes, THOUSANDS) of Regency books would be a display worth charging for admission And all the covers are fairly tame, by Regency standards, ankles are all covered, bosoms heaving elegantly. Mmmmm, 50 Shades of Earl Grey...
1 year, 2 months ago on Book Christmas Tree
The More You Know <do do do dooo>
(ps - your sponsored content seems to be bleeding down into your blog text, tho that may be just me...)
1 year, 2 months ago on Pinteste Round-up: Education
@chickieD Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
1 year, 2 months ago on DIY Candy Serving Tray
Excellent wreath! Not gluing that plant shit in there will mean you can use the twiggy base again by just pulling all the crumbly brown bits off later - you are now crafty and economical ^_^
1 year, 2 months ago on Boxwood Wreath
I've spent too many agonizing hours in the dentist's "chair-of-I-need-another-yacht" to go anywhere near caramel, despite its delicious siren song.
1 year, 3 months ago on Salted Microwave Caramel
I enjoy submitting their phone numbers and email/home/work addresses to spammers. Share the love.
1 year, 3 months ago on Getting Even
@JonShepherd Scrambled eggs only take two minutes in a PAN! Does this lady not own cookware other than mugs?!?
1 year, 3 months ago on Instant Mug Mac & Cheese
I'm curious (and worried) to see what new website advertising results from the words 'Paula Deen', 'cornhole' and 'butter-lubricated' combined in the same blog post...
1 year, 3 months ago on Corn Casserole
The grown-out highlights make the original model look like she has a silky Tribble nesting on her head.
I'm also concerned about this hair-do's long term structural integrity for wedding-based activity levels, a girl needs to cut loose on the dance floor on her big day!
1 year, 3 months ago on Modern Bun
In our house, sulfur farts happen AFTER consuming quantities of deliciously deviled eggs, just sayin'.
<<< www.deviledeggs.com >>> This website is the source of all that is good in deviled-egg-construction-techniques (pre-Pinterest!). Don't worry about trying to include all the extra tips at once, just gradually add some of the tips each time you make deviled eggs. They might seem extra picky for a simple recipe, but each little tip noticeably helps. Man, now I really need some of these...
Also, store-bought pre-boiled pre-peeled eggs just blew my mind O_o
1 year, 3 months ago on Pumpkin Deviled Eggs
"and lo, it was pretty damn good" - alternate blog tagline for when the word FUCK is not appropriate.
As a sometimes-existential-drunk myself, I enjoy gazing in the mirror and trying to figure out how I'm a conscious being, shortly followed by explorations of existing as an unconscious being.
1 year, 3 months ago on Candy Apple Cocktail
yes, but can it paint the nails on my right hand for me? no? balls.
1 year, 3 months ago on Cooking Spray Manicure Setter
I've made a similar delicious concoction called Dump Cake (and I snicker EVERY time I say it). It's just a yellow cake mix and a can of crushed pineapple - this link gets all fancy-schmancy with extra canned cherries and pecans: www.duncanhines.com/recipes/cakes/dh/dump-cake
1 year, 3 months ago on 2 Ingredient Apple Pie Cake
@michellynn11 I'm a Landscape Architect working with civil engineers - laughing at craft fuckups during work keeps me sane ^_~
1 year, 3 months ago on Homemade Facial Chemical Peels
-- Ground Control to Major Pintester, Operational guidelines as follows: add moist stuff in small amounts to dry granular stuff until sufficiently moist and granular for exfoliating smearage to avoid drippage (these are very precise, technical instructions here, no deviations accepted regardless of capsule-banging crew issues). Chemical reaction not guaranteed. Do a Science! End transmission ---
"I had really bad gas. That is my actual excuse." I really, really needed these good laughs tonight - too much election day tension has now been released, not unlike your terrible gas pressures, I hope. Carry on!
(Approved by Pintester/Pintestee 2016)
1 year, 4 months ago on Novels, Gas, and Potty Talk
So there's an ad over there -----> for a "squatty potty", distracting me from being appropriately snarky about the original crappy quote above. I see our rampant potty humor here has been recognized by the advertising gods. Also, I'm feeling very pessimistic over the squatty potty's "spray" potential and now have to get those images out of my brain.
1 year, 4 months ago on Coincidence, Fate, and Pessimism
I like that you're wearing a shirt inspired by the kid in the picture, that's the attention to detail we really look for on this blog. Your face is all pink again so you must be flushed with success, naughty humor and a tasty adult beverage - well done!
1 year, 4 months ago on Ivory Soap Clouds
Step One: draw a dick on a plate; Step Two: hide the plate in a pile; Step Three...um, profit!!
1 year, 4 months ago on Eyes in the Bushes
Life is like your elementary school playground that your family and friends helped build and you enjoyed for many years and then you return years later to see they've replaced it with a shiny plastic genero-scape. Memories are cool but shit changes when you're not looking.
1 year, 4 months ago on Life