Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (US)
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@ThunderBuddy If it were a little closer to summer and warm weather I would say the OK river: standup paddle boarding, kayaking, a climbing tower, AND a 700 foot-long zipline. They are putting in a white water rafting course too. If you're in town tomorrow you could do the First Friday Gallery Walk in the Paseo Arts District.
5 days ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.6.14
@RRRWHOAAAA @KindaScottish @d21 I haven't seen that gif a million times. I don't even know that I have seen a million gifs, or if that is even possible. Thought experiment time!
Suppose a gif averages 3 seconds long, multiplied by one million viewings to equal 3 million seconds. That's 50,000 minutes, or 833.33 hours, or 34.72 days. So I guess that is possible in that if you even watched gifs for only one hour per day you could view a million within 3 years, but doubtful that you would have seen one in particular one million times.
Isn't gif a weird word?
2 weeks, 4 days ago on Six questions about Russell Westbrook’s return
@walrusmuse @FunakiEjectsAnother @Bryson I never understood why Pauly Shore got such hate. I guess at the time having the same shtick in every movie got really old, sort of like how Adam Sandler hit it big but then became annoying, but Bio-Dome and Encino Man were awesome movies.
I had a strangely specific dream. Russ came back and scored 4 points and had 7 assists, and people were blaming him that KD scored only 19 points. My subconscious knows jack about basketball, but at least we won. And I don't even want to know what Freud would have to say about that...
3 weeks ago on VIDEO: Kevin Durant nicknamed himself ‘The Servant’
@exclamatory remark @f5alcon @Jooseppi @Tronchaser I think it's adorable! It would be like being the James and the Giant Peach movie!
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Thursday Bolts – 2.13.14
@Air Bud I get the feeling that if he were around back in old-timey Jerusalem, LeBron would say "I could turn water into wine, if I wanted to." After the talking about how he could put up Durant's numbers if he had the same shots it seems as though everything he says isn't about what's happening, but what might happen. You're a two-time champ, champ- let it go.
4 weeks ago on Player Power Rankings: Reaping and rolling
@duhsweetness @piusbovis By Farm League I hope you mean competitive farming- it would give an entirely new meaning to "the combine."
Although you might end up with players on the IR for threshing accidents.
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Player Power Rankings: Reaping and rolling
@Aren't @duhsweetness According to Forbes magazine the most valuable Minor League Baseball Team is the Sacramento River Cats, valued at $38 million. Given that MiLB is probably the biggest of the minor leagues, I don't think you would need billions of dollars. Unless you wanted to own the entire league...
@Air Bud @Legendary_Dork http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p671JaPTdbI
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.23.14
@El Prez @ThunderChick2010 But you would hold her against you? Because that's what you do with beautiful women. I think I'm getting hip to your jive.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Durant does it again as OKC beats the Blazers 105-97
@IsaiahSmith1 @FF_pickups I shipped a $500 car amp using USPS and even paid an extra $30 to have it insured. Somehow they lost a large, heavy package (or someone stole it) and also somehow their system, in the 21st century, is incapable of finding an order without the one precarious piece of paper they gave to me.
One month later the guy hasn't gotten his noise-producing box and I have to refund him $500 out of pocket. Fuck the USPS!
2 months ago on Thunder vs. Wolves: Pregame Primer
@Bry Bry Well...I'll be doing NYE at KD's HOUSE. I figure since he'll be at the game ain't no one gonna be around. I hope he has good grub.
2 months, 1 week ago on Blazers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@Labambo @Julius F Wrek The most interesting thing about that picture is that somewhere someone made a onesie big enough to fit a man of Steven's stature.
2 months, 1 week ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Pin-up
@KellOne It's the haircut. Now we just need KD to get the Kid and Play high-top fade.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Knicks: Pregame Primer
Wow. I know everyone says KD is close to 7' in his shoes but when he and Cole hugged you could see he was actually a bit taller.
This broadcast effing sucks. I can barely hear anything the announcers say because of the stadium noise.
I'm a believer in this new Westbrook. Not that he was ever really lacking as a playmaker but here for the last few games he really looks like he is creating easy baskets for other guys and making them better. I think him setting up Ibaka/Sef and other guys for easy shots will be the difference maker this post-season.
@JagOneProduction @kfmsooner @GREENE1148 I don't know if I could agree. Sure he got a lot more attention than he would have if he weren't Chinese-American, but Lin can play. This season he's averaging 14.3/4.2/2.4 and sporting a 17.95 PER. Not superstar status sure, but anyone would love to have that coming off the bench.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on A tale of two Thunders through 25 games
That picture of Serge fending off Lawson looks like something out of classic mythology. Throw the right photoshop/instagram filter on there and it could be a painting from the Renaissance.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Nuggets: Pregame Primer
@OKC_argentina No, su ingles es muy bueno! Mi espanol al contrario...estoy tratando!