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For a team up 16 Portland are acting like bitches
3 months ago on Thunder vs. Blazers: Pregame Primer
This is where I thought it was going to come apart. With nine guys and no real bench the whole team was gonna get gassed by the end.
Just saying. This doesn't bode well for Portland if we're missing 3 important players and they're getting everything they want
I feel dumb for asking- but has Westbrook always had that Eurostep? It seems like he's not commititng a charge as much and faking them out. Regardless I love it.
I love how Lance Thomas moves without the ball, that could be huge once we get the full roster back.
Wa fuuu? Is this an actual game or some kind of mushroom-induced dream I'm having?
So...is this what ball movement looks like?
@ThunderChick2010 @El Prez Those who are best at it usually have no teeth?
8 months, 1 week ago on Wednesday Bolts – 5.28.14
@KDMVP @sammasaaron @d21 Why are things inside of things always Inception? RUSSIAN NESTING DOLLS WERE AROUND FIRST!!
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 5.14.14
@Turfright @Caddo Jakes @Labambo I think it means he prefers Star Trek. Shots fired! Pew pew!
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 5.9.14
@[brooks' fault] @criznazy53 He's noticeably bigger and SO much stronger than both Paul and Collison that he should be able to post up whenever he wants. That's why I think Westbrook is the key to this series- KD is always going to get doubled but if they have to start helping on Russ in the paint then they're going to have to start picking their poison.
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Game 2 Pregame Primer
@Jeremy2 @piusbovis Yeah, I forgot him playing last year...realized it a few minutes ago. I will still be impressed!
9 months ago on Practice Report: Seven
Lilliard is super impressive. Hits the clutch shot and then gives a great interview that doesn't just resort to platitudes. Probably one of the most composed rookies I've ever seen.
@Chandler Bing. The funny thing is that Adams's face doesn't even look out of place.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer
If Westbrook were a planeteer he would get the heart ring. And all the other rings, because everything belongs to Westbrook.
I am going to start calling him Bill Russel Westbrook. If ESPN can do it, so can I.
If I were coaching I would just tell them to foul Chris Paul as hard as possible every time- if he wants a foul then give him one. I would be a terrible coach.
Westbrook is the Terminator. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he will not stop, ever, until the Clippers are dead.
Westbrook MVP of this game. And the most valuable player of my heart.
Chris Paul, you are never allowed to protest a personal foul call ever. Ever.
Did Barnes not just foul Sef?
12-0? For really reals?
Has Butler done anything positive this game?
@Colio He averages what...about 15 now? I don't think he would get enough shots for 20 but I could see in the 16-18 ppg range.
Was that A Thabo pass or a Thabo miss?
I want to call Thabo "the trebuchet" on account of his incredibly long wind-up. It's like a team of Lilliputians have to draw his arm back before a shot.
Bahahah, clips turn to be haunted by turnovers.
Underrated stat of the first-half is that Adams not only has played well, but only has one foul.
On the plus side we lead by 5 with KD not doing anything. Second half he reaps souls and we complete the blow out.
Griffin had him hooked and pulled him down- why would that even be a double foul or a let them play?
So I guess our starting lineup matters that match...we look so much more confident.
So....Adams is really big. I mean I knew he was big, but I think he looks bigger than Deandre Jordan. With him eating up space and Ibaka protecting the rim we are going to be hard to score on inside down the road.
@ThunderMoneyBall @piusbovis I stand by everything I have said, ever.
9 months, 4 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Suns: Pregame Primer
Gerald Green needs to calm down. You aint going past the first round, hombre.
@ThunderBuddy If it were a little closer to summer and warm weather I would say the OK river: standup paddle boarding, kayaking, a climbing tower, AND a 700 foot-long zipline. They are putting in a white water rafting course too. If you're in town tomorrow you could do the First Friday Gallery Walk in the Paseo Arts District.
11 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.6.14
@RRRWHOAAAA @KindaScottish @d21 I haven't seen that gif a million times. I don't even know that I have seen a million gifs, or if that is even possible. Thought experiment time!
Suppose a gif averages 3 seconds long, multiplied by one million viewings to equal 3 million seconds. That's 50,000 minutes, or 833.33 hours, or 34.72 days. So I guess that is possible in that if you even watched gifs for only one hour per day you could view a million within 3 years, but doubtful that you would have seen one in particular one million times.
Isn't gif a weird word?
11 months, 2 weeks ago on Six questions about Russell Westbrook’s return
@walrusmuse @FunakiEjectsAnother @Bryson I never understood why Pauly Shore got such hate. I guess at the time having the same shtick in every movie got really old, sort of like how Adam Sandler hit it big but then became annoying, but Bio-Dome and Encino Man were awesome movies.
I had a strangely specific dream. Russ came back and scored 4 points and had 7 assists, and people were blaming him that KD scored only 19 points. My subconscious knows jack about basketball, but at least we won. And I don't even want to know what Freud would have to say about that...
11 months, 2 weeks ago on VIDEO: Kevin Durant nicknamed himself ‘The Servant’
@exclamatory remark @f5alcon @Jooseppi @Tronchaser I think it's adorable! It would be like being the James and the Giant Peach movie!
11 months, 3 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 2.13.14
@Air Bud I get the feeling that if he were around back in old-timey Jerusalem, LeBron would say "I could turn water into wine, if I wanted to." After the talking about how he could put up Durant's numbers if he had the same shots it seems as though everything he says isn't about what's happening, but what might happen. You're a two-time champ, champ- let it go.
11 months, 3 weeks ago on Player Power Rankings: Reaping and rolling
@duhsweetness @piusbovis By Farm League I hope you mean competitive farming- it would give an entirely new meaning to "the combine."
Although you might end up with players on the IR for threshing accidents.
@Aren't @duhsweetness According to Forbes magazine the most valuable Minor League Baseball Team is the Sacramento River Cats, valued at $38 million. Given that MiLB is probably the biggest of the minor leagues, I don't think you would need billions of dollars. Unless you wanted to own the entire league...
@Air Bud @Legendary_Dork http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p671JaPTdbI
1 year ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.23.14
@El Prez @ThunderChick2010 But you would hold her against you? Because that's what you do with beautiful women. I think I'm getting hip to your jive.
1 year ago on Durant does it again as OKC beats the Blazers 105-97
@IsaiahSmith1 @FF_pickups I shipped a $500 car amp using USPS and even paid an extra $30 to have it insured. Somehow they lost a large, heavy package (or someone stole it) and also somehow their system, in the 21st century, is incapable of finding an order without the one precarious piece of paper they gave to me.
One month later the guy hasn't gotten his noise-producing box and I have to refund him $500 out of pocket. Fuck the USPS!
1 year ago on Thunder vs. Wolves: Pregame Primer
@Bry Bry Well...I'll be doing NYE at KD's HOUSE. I figure since he'll be at the game ain't no one gonna be around. I hope he has good grub.
1 year, 1 month ago on Blazers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@Labambo @Julius F Wrek The most interesting thing about that picture is that somewhere someone made a onesie big enough to fit a man of Steven's stature.
1 year, 1 month ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Pin-up
@KellOne It's the haircut. Now we just need KD to get the Kid and Play high-top fade.
1 year, 1 month ago on Thunder vs. Knicks: Pregame Primer
Wow. I know everyone says KD is close to 7' in his shoes but when he and Cole hugged you could see he was actually a bit taller.