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1 year, 7 months ago on Sock Snowman

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@SharraBucherGoddard amazing sex is the bonus.

1 year, 7 months ago on Book Christmas Tree

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@Ethne Hedren Denham @chickieD I think scentsy may make a teapot warmer if your into that kind of thing

1 year, 7 months ago on Book Christmas Tree

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@Truffles8761 are you a man? because I seriously want to marry you. But I like dicks

1 year, 7 months ago on Book Christmas Tree

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We have also had really warm weather. But there is a cold front coming through so it rained a lot today and then the temeperature dropped from like 71 to 27. Not kidding.

1 year, 7 months ago on DIY Candy Serving Tray

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i went to a thanksgiving dinner and some asshole put potted meat in the deviled eggs...that should be criminal

1 year, 8 months ago on Corn Casserole

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i do the lick thing too

1 year, 8 months ago on Cooking Spray Manicure Setter

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Try the glue blackhead remover.

1 year, 8 months ago on Homemade Facial Chemical Peels

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you coud just like bend over. like lower your body instead of raising your legs and save 35 bucks for what is essentially a footrest for while you shit.

Or one time i read that if you're constipated you should squat. Just make sure not to slip bc you'll fall in the toilet. And be prepared for the splash.

1 year, 8 months ago on Novels, Gas, and Potty Talk

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how much did you get paid to babysit that drink

1 year, 9 months ago on Cocknails: Glow in the Dark

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@tyntiff2012  I cant speak fpr the vaseline lol but if you know the purpose of the silica packets then it would seem a logical train of thought to go from that to putting it in a pumpkin. [they suck up moisture so they keep moisture from being excessive]

1 year, 9 months ago on Kitty Jack-o-lantern

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they look like penises sort of. penises in which the circumcision didnt go so well.

1 year, 9 months ago on Witch Finger Cookies

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one time shortly after my son was born I put some of his bottles and shit in a pot to boil to sterilize. Well everyone was uber tired apparently because we all fell asleep and woke up to a house full of smoke and burned plastic smell. All the water had boiled down and all the plastic was melted. THAT was a ruined piece of cookware.

1 year, 9 months ago on Orange Hot Chocolate

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I made these last year. The ones i successfully removed did look like the ones in the picture, but a lot of them broke. And I had really sore fingers from squeezing them out. And they tasted like shit.

1 year, 9 months ago on Jello Worms

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Trap her, Keep her >=] muahahahaha

1 year, 9 months ago on Dripping Blood Manicure

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omg I knew you were gonna say something about that. You know, I pretty much just buy my husband frozen pizzas so he can make his own dang dinner. I'd rather make money than dinner.

1 year, 9 months ago on Dripping Blood Manicure

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@TrystanTerrell @Craftpocalypse @aMUSEme8 when i was a kid my mom totally had a pot bellied pig for a pet who loved peppermints.

1 year, 9 months ago on Candy Corn Crunch

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@JulieHaywardBrantley originally looking at the picture I didnt chuckle. I read your comment though and scrolled back up and then died...

1 year, 9 months ago on Eyeballs Halloween Manicure

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@StellaLuceat to put them on pinterest click add, then upload pin then its just like uploading a photo anywhere else. Add is at the top of the screen

1 year, 10 months ago on Tomato Cage Ghost

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@StellaLuceat to put them on pinterest click add, then upload pin then its just like uploading a photo anywhere else. Add is at the top of the screen

1 year, 10 months ago on Tomato Cage Ghost

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I put my halloween decorations up oct. 1 around 11 am...yesterday morning I arrived home from work and my neighbors put up their halloween decorations...the exact. same. ones. as me. FFS, douches. So of course I went out and bought severed limbs and tombstones and bones and more lights and tomorrow im going to get strobe lights and pumpkins for my jackolanterns...copy my decorations, we'll see bout that!

=]

1 year, 10 months ago on Tomato Cage Ghost

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@sparklepants my husband to a t. and he doesnt understand when I just look at him like what are you doing?

1 year, 10 months ago on Marriage

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Im on my period. I need a congratulations on your menses card for sure. Like a prize for enduring the misery.

1 year, 10 months ago on Celery Stamped Roses (and the NCMA Pinup)

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@danosmom @rundonthide did you ever stop and think maybe you lost 30 pounds from drinking more water and eating less junk?

1 year, 10 months ago on Body Wrap At Home

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1 year, 11 months ago on A Touching Tale of Poo (and a chance to win some Rockin’ Green soap!)

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lol. One time I took my son to the er bc he had horrible diarrhea and a fever and wouldnt drink anything. So you know how they put the thermometer in the baby's butt? They did that and he took that opportunity to let it fly. And I do mean fly. It was projectile poo. It got all over me and I promptly handed my baby over to the nurse, ran to the sink in the triage and threw up blue vomit. So I can relate to baby poo induced vomiting.

1 year, 11 months ago on A Touching Tale of Poo (and a chance to win some Rockin’ Green soap!)

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you are so pretty!

1 year, 11 months ago on Nostril-Mouth Speakers

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1 cup of peanut butter, 1 cup of sugar, 1 egg. rolls into lovely balls, smush in with your thumb, bake until they look golden brown. wait for them to cool then spoon in your jelly. My husband has made these and he isnt what i'd call a culinary genious. they're really heavy though so you'll need some milk

1 year, 11 months ago on Peanut Butter and Jelly Thumbprint Cookies

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 @Honey has a potty mouth  @rfoust

 theres some drink at a restraunt here with banana liquor and that shit tastes just like a banana creme pie. you just did it wrong lol

2 years ago on Cake Batter Martini

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Go to for me..hashbrowns, hamburger, cheese, cream of chicken. brown th hamburger and throw that shit in a pan in the oven.

2 years ago on Crock Pot Cheesy Meat and Hashbrown Casserole

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my husband just told me im getting annoying over here with my snickering and laughing and whatnot. I blame you and you hilarity. i bet thats not how you spell it.

2 years ago on Splatter Mani

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