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You disappoint me by doing well.
I am drunk and now need corn casserole b/c of this.
1 year, 11 months ago on Corn Casserole
*eat (Drunk no good for English, and you know, there's been a drought and whatever ...)
2 years, 2 months ago on Easy Berry Cobbler
By which I mean, "YES, I will that or whatever else."
NO. I actually said, "GROSS!" out loud, dramatically when I saw your fucking awful "after" photo. Luckily, I'm pretty damn drunk.
Gurl, pleaze. This is another *UNEQUIVOCAL* WIN.
2 years, 2 months ago on Orange Julius Smoothie
OK, this is recockulous. Having used homemade and brand name, I would advise anyone to shell out eight bucks for the brand name. The texture is better, it's easier to clean, and most importantly - it doesn't just glue your shit to whatever, it SEALS it, which is importante.
2 years, 2 months ago on Annoyed Picard
Again with the rice for mashed potato substitute!
Girl, you are not living your best life!
2 years, 3 months ago on Ranch House Crock Pot Pork Chops
It has become apparent that brown bananas are an essential staple of your pantry.
2 years, 3 months ago on Wine Jello Shots
Ha. Holy shit. You did not just say, "I'm too lazy to make potatoes."
Boil, mash, bam, done.
2 years, 3 months ago on Drunken Pork Chops