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You disappoint me by doing well. 

I am drunk and now need corn casserole b/c of this. 

5 months, 4 weeks ago on Corn Casserole

*eat (Drunk no good for English, and you know, there's been a drought and whatever ...)

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9 months, 2 weeks ago on Easy Berry Cobbler

By which I mean, "YES, I will that or whatever else."

9 months, 2 weeks ago on Easy Berry Cobbler

NO. I actually said, "GROSS!" out loud, dramatically when I saw your fucking awful "after" photo. Luckily, I'm pretty damn drunk. 

9 months, 2 weeks ago on Easy Berry Cobbler

Gurl, pleaze. This is another *UNEQUIVOCAL* WIN.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on Orange Julius Smoothie

OK, this is recockulous. Having used homemade and brand name, I would advise anyone to shell out eight bucks for the brand name. The texture is better, it's easier to clean, and most importantly - it doesn't just glue your shit to whatever, it SEALS it, which is importante.

9 months, 3 weeks ago on Annoyed Picard

Again with the rice for mashed potato substitute!

Girl, you are not living your best life!

10 months, 2 weeks ago on Ranch House Crock Pot Pork Chops

It has become apparent that brown bananas are an essential staple of your pantry.

10 months, 2 weeks ago on Wine Jello Shots

Ha. Holy shit. You did not just say, "I'm too lazy to make potatoes."

Boil, mash, bam, done.

10 months, 2 weeks ago on Drunken Pork Chops