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@pawsbyandmeowkin yea, still not buying. When I turn on the car radio and hear the words "hooters" and "pornstar" coming out of his fat disgusting throat it makes me want to let my car drift off the road. But then I remember that I can turn the radio off. And I do that instead.
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/madden-malkin-not-impressed-by-johnston.html
wings and prepare to fly
For you have
become a Sutterfly
abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
were meant to be
your wings and fly
through the sky
wings and fly
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@Hibbits @dannyjimmy Penner would prob sign for less (as other UFAs have been doing), but yes at any rate Scuderi would have to go
Sign. Dustin. Penner.
@Beaube Nett Odds are pretty strong that Greiss is better than Fleury.
@brendannn @jmarshhh @ignoramus DEFEND THE MOLD
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/according-to-many-nick-spaling-sucks-and-is-overpaid-because-his-advanced-stats-arent-great.html
@Animals LOL Paul Gaustad
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
A draw, really? I think Wilson is the clear winner here.
1 month ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/rob-rossis-malkinjohnston-column-faces-harsh-criticism-should-it.html
Trading Malkin. Here we go. Malkin is like the greatest center in the league (after Crosby), and one should NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER TRADE HIM EVER. That's as silly as trading Crosby. Trading Malkin for more good players is like agreeing to give an evil intelligent dog your arms as a meal in exchange for the car you always wanted.
@NickDobda Ridiculous right? What I have been seeing all over the interwebz is people asking of the Capitals, 'if you've decided to bolster your blueline by raiding another team's defensive corps, why pick the Penguins of all teams!?' hahaha
Barry Trotz a "retread" and Mike Johnston "full of potential?" Trotz is elite, he's barely 50 years old, and has been coaching in the NHL for 15 years. Any team would love to have him as their coach, if they needed a coach. Penguins could have made him an offer if they didn't wait so long to officially fire their coach. I wish Barry Trotz was our coach. That would've been amazing.
Johnston is 57 and hasn't coached a day in the NHL, except as an assistant. If you're going to honestly evaluate these two clubs, for what it's worth Washington has the clear edge in coaching. Then again, anyone would have been an improvement over Adam Oates, who I think is maybe the worst head coach I can think of ever.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/heres-matt-niskanen-in-a-caps-jersey.html
@PenGeno @Claude Giroux's Arresting Officer @3TProductions
Hold On To Your Butts.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/sidney-crosby-needs-wrist-surgery.html
@rderr27 @bobbykimberley Kapanen top 6?? haha he's 18 years old 5-10 and 165 lbs. Never played in North America. He's top 9 WBS, for sure.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/brian-gibbons-signs-with-columbus.html
@Pot Ash @dannyjimmy @Non Here is the direct link: http://capgeek.com/buyout-calculator/?player_id=491
unless tPb doesn't allow the posting of links in their comments sections, and I feel like they understandably don't, in which case no one will ever see this.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/pens-ink-steve-downie-to-1-year-deal.html
@Pot Ash @dannyjimmy @Non au contraire, Pot Ash, there is. According to capgeek anyway (and when are they ever wrong?). So if you go to capgeek website and select 'Penguins' and select 'Scuderi' and select 'buyout', you'll see what has influenced me.
@brendannn @ac2012 Well, There were 62 goalies who played at least 20 games last year. Fleury played 64, Greiss played 25, and Zatkoff played 20. Greiss blew both of them out of the water on even strength save percentage:
Greiss - .932
Fleury - .917
Zatkoff - .916
The problem with Zatkoff is that he isn't even as good as (or he's only as good as) Fleury. Most backups are better than or equal to Fleury. Greiss is 28 and played backup for the Sharks for years. Either he sucks and never deserved a chance, or he never got a chance. Let's find out. If Fleury is gone after this upcoming season, Pens need to start figuring that shit out.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/the-dream-dies-kulemin-signs-with-the-islanders.html
@Beaube Nett $7.3 ? Not including Sutter, Spaling, Depres, Megna, Samuelsson, Farnham? If they all take their QOs I think we gotz just under $200,000.00
@Josh Boyd @dannyjimmy Sure you can. In fact, it'd be fantastic. Instead of paying him $3.375 million for the next three years, with a $3.375 million cap hit for each of the next three years, You'd pay this:
2014-15 $1,055,556 paid to Scuderi (but only $430,556 cap hit)
2015-16 $1,055,556 paid to Scuderi (but $1,430,556 cap hit)
2016-17 $1,055,556 paid to Scuderi (but $1,930,556 cap hit)
2017-18 $1,055,556 paid to Scuderi (and $1,055,556 cap hit)
2018-19 $1,055,556 paid to Scuderi (and $1,055,556 cap hit)
2019-20 $1,055,556 paid to Scuderi (and $1,055,556 cap hit)
It spreads the cap hit over twice the length of term, with more cap relief built into the front end of the buyout and minimal damage on the back end because of incremental increases in salary cap. Of course it's not all roses, but it's better than having Scuderi and not being able to add affordable free agent forwards that make the team better.
How will next year's free agency crop compare to this one? How about the year after that? Will those free agencies be better or worse? Who is Rutherford going to pick up at the trade deadline? What terrible teams with good wingers are going to be terrible enough to sell off their good wingers to the Penguins at the trade deadline? What do the Pens give up at the deadline? Draft picks? UGH.
Signing Kulemin and Grabovski is maybe not the greatest idea for Penguins, but on the other hand, they probably would have taken slightly less money to play on the Penguins (maybe...), and then you can trade Sutter for goodies--you're giving another team a solid 3rd center who is also an RFA so the team that gets him has a great amount of control over him, etc.; you could get something young plus a 1st rd draft pick even. AND you fit Grabovski and Kulemin on your team for 3-5 years. Grabovski now is better than Sutter will ever become anyway.
All they had to do was buy out Scuderi and not sign Downie.
Fuck. I wanted the Pens to sign Kulemin and Grabovski. Isles are getting way better.
@Non Still, could get Kulemin or someone else with the cap space cleared by normal Scuderi buyout.
@Beaube Nett @mingtown Additional German available: Mikhail Grabovski (yes, German...?)
Buy out Scuderi and then sign Grabovski and Kulemin and then trade Sutter for goodies
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-so-far.html
Vrbata, Grabovski, Kulemin, Winnik....
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-so-far.html
it is pretty funny!
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@cblack66 I don't think it does. Simply refuse to fight. It's the Orpik way. We can honor his memory by adopting his ethics.
@cblack66 does it?
@DoorMatt @dannyjimmy I agree. Greiss was the available backup I thought seemed like best value, and Comeau is an underrated shutdown winger who actually posted a strong shot attempt differential against difficult opposition last year--something the Penguins really missed.
NYR signed Glass for three years, $4.35 million ($1.45 per year) lol
In his last act as a Pittsburgh Penguin, Orpik royally screws the Capitals for $27.5 million and adds little to no help to their terrible defense. Bless you Orpik, love you forever my Penguin.
@dmacpgh No one will take Scud
@SutterBuckFutter let's expand the conditions under which you'd do public shamp
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/free-agency-thoughts-penguins-could-be-fun-to-watch-again.html
@dmacpgh moulson, hemsky, AND kulemin?? Greedy little pig.
NO. No, No, No.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/oh-by-the-way-penguins-are-interested-in-marty-brodeur.html
So, he's going to hire Dan Bylsma? lol
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/jim-rutherford-is-a-crazy-person.html
@Con_Soul11 Niskanen isn't going to be traded, though.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/
@brendannn @HYJYNX @Kilihan What was wrong with laughing? It was a cruelly hilarious turn of events. It's not like he broke his stick or gave up. He laughed at the situation.
2 months ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/this-paragraph-says-it-all.html
2 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/anyone-and-everyone-could-be-the-penguins-next-coach.html
@PenGeno @dannyjimmy Acceptar.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/report-dan-bylsma-fired.html
@PenGeno @Bing_87 Quien es el segundo Dan?
@PenGeno @FeelTheDarkness That's a Root thing, and he's got to be still on board. I think the end of Dan and Dan was mentioned because now there will be only one Dan, and that pregame segment where Potash and Bylsma tickle each other will no longer exist. Well, until Bylsma returns as an enemy coach, and what do you want to bet Potash tries a rehash?
@PenGeno @dannyjimmy @Bing_87 No es possible. Él tiene la capacidad de recuperación de un millar de molletes ingleses apilados juntos y dispuestos a ayudarse mutuamente en el tipo más molesto de la supervivencia. Mientras él no canibalizar a sí mismo, estamos de suerte.
@PenGeno @Bing_87 Potash succotash
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/report-the-pens-new-gm-will-be-jim-rutherford.html
@Zhan Miller is more expensive than Fleury.
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/pat-brisson-takes-himself-out-of-the-running-for-the-pens-gm-job.html
LOL two fractures, variety of his appendages.
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/kris-letang-had-a-broken-foot-and-hand-during-the-rangers-series.html
hahahahahahaha the black font, the Haggerty photoshop, the Iginla respeto. All so good.
3 months, 1 week ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/bruins-eulogy-on-puck-daddy.html
@hardtotell thanks, that's a must read.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/dan-bylsma-and-ray-shero-gone.html
@PenGeno @YorkPens Perrrrrfect. The X-Files episode that should have been.
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Conversation @ http://thepensblog.com/2014-archives/video-watch-milan-lucic-cry.html