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It's OK as long as she can still put her ankles behind her head.

1 week, 3 days ago on Kelly Brook

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Why wouldn't everybody be upset over deceitful people gaming the child adoption system? 

1 week, 4 days ago on Ashton Kutcher’s Gay Wedding?

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I'm sorry, but he peaked on Malcolm in the Middle.

1 week, 6 days ago on Bryan Cranston Headed Back to TV!

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I have to laugh. Big talk but you'd all give your left nut to hit that. 

2 weeks, 1 day ago on You’d Think Kate Upton Could Afford A More Flattering Bikini

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Who thought hiring him was a good idea? Maybe he's giving it all the seriousness it deserves.

3 weeks, 4 days ago on Peter Dinklage’s “Destiny” Voice Over Is Terrible/Horrible/Godawful

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She's a chica. It comes with the territory.

1 month, 1 week ago on Hmm, Did Selena Gomez Get Booty Implants Or Booty-Padded Jeans?

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Aren't guys over 17 prohibited from wearing skinny jeans? They should be.

1 month, 1 week ago on Shia LaBeouf Regressing Back To Hobo State; Photographed Paying L.A. Parking Meter!

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No amount of money can erase cheap where Kim K. is concerned.

1 month, 2 weeks ago on Kim Kardashian Resorts To Cheap Shock & Awe Tactics To Get Attention

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So you're saying this is better than that Seth MacFarlane turd? Imagine that.

1 month, 3 weeks ago on Film Review: “Edge of Tomorrow”

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....Worth a chuckle or two. Shame on you abba, I've seen you rip much better movies than this turd. You only have to watch the flat trailer (usually the repository of all the good gags in a movie) to know that this one was going to be a piece of crap.

2 months ago on Film Review: “A Million Ways to Die In the West”

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Do you think she's dressing him? Yikes.

2 months ago on ‘DWTS’ Sugar Daddy Mark Ballas Takes His Sugar Baby For A Walk

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If you look that good you can survive the name, Shlomit. 

2 months ago on CORRECTION: Beautiful Shlomit Malka Rocks Adidas Kicks While Out In The West Village

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Kim's had so much work done she's starting to look like Octomom.

2 months, 1 week ago on Kim and Kanye Bring The Afternoon Links!

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Silicone = talent

Lots of silicone = big talent 

2 months, 1 week ago on Introducing Abigail Ratchford & Her Sexy Photoshoot with Ryan Astamendi

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16 going on 30.

2 months, 1 week ago on Bella Thorne Interviewed By Mario Lopez For “Extra TV”

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I'm betting this turd dies a lonely death.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Sarah Silverman Explains Vaginas In The Red Band Trailer For ‘A Million Ways To Die In The West’

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Why did anyone ever doubt she was a lesbian?

2 months, 4 weeks ago on Ellen Page Is Today’s Celebrity Jaywalker (Her Second Time!)

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She's had some serious bacne, too, but that ass...... 

2 months, 4 weeks ago on Laura Cremaschi Enjoys Bikini Beach Day In Miami

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@lenilovesfeet  I had the same result, over a couple of months just applying some ACV every few days, it gradually goes away.

2 months, 4 weeks ago on Laura Cremaschi Enjoys Bikini Beach Day In Miami

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As if George Clooney couldn't get more insufferable, now he's "engaged" to an international law and human rights attorney. That makes George feel even more important than you or me. 

3 months ago on Everything You Need To Know About George Clooney’s Fiance Amal Alamuddin

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The skank factor is strong in this one.

3 months ago on Rihanna

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S(he) looks like a post-op transsexual.

3 months ago on V Stiviano

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@Pablok4 @WeeItsNookies  It's too bad Jaime didn't turn out to be the dreamboat you'd hoped he'd be.

3 months, 1 week ago on George R.R. Martin Regrets Controversial ‘Game of Thrones’ Rape Scene

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That pre-ripped up fedora isn't doing this douchenozzle any favors.

3 months, 1 week ago on NYC: Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Catwalk Into The Bowery Hotel

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..And a prizewinning pair of tits.

4 months ago on MTV Movie Awards: God Damn, Alexandra Daddario Has A Freaky Set of Eyes!

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What a fcking moron. There's reason Brad Pitt and Affleck dumped her entitled ass. On the plus side, some of her best friends are negroes, just like she said.

4 months, 1 week ago on Chris Martin Finally Hits Eject Button On Marriage With Gwyneth Paltrow

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Lucky thing that flood came along and killed everything, or Noah's "hallucinations" sure would have made him look stupid.

4 months, 1 week ago on Film Review: “Noah”

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She's just following the template laid out for young women performers over the years, from Madonna, through Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Bounce'. They all go through their Dirrty phase, and some never leave. 

4 months, 1 week ago on Miley Cyrus Channels Inner Prostitute While Catwalking Around Miami

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Wheelchair Jimmy and his party piece. One of these days he will learn to tie his shoe laces.

4 months, 3 weeks ago on Friends With Benefits: Rihanna & Drake Party It Up At Cirque Le Soir in London

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This coming from a dude whose claim to fame is playing a tranny chick.  

4 months, 3 weeks ago on Jared Leto Calls Jennifer Lawrence’s Red Carpet Antics “An Act”

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Carol Alt is just being catty. You know, a bitch.

5 months ago on Supermodel Carol Alt Doesn’t Get “Hullabaloo Over Kate Upton”

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Hey Look. It's Aunt Esther. FLOTUS sounds like a microscopic intestinal parasite.

5 months ago on FLOTUS to Appear on ‘Parks & Rec’ Finale

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Jeez, who's the butch in that relationship?

5 months, 1 week ago on Miley Cyrus Reportedly “Hooking Up” with Jared Leto

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The expression on her face reminds me of Drake.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Kendall Jenner

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This is no contest. Why pick a 40 yr old skank when you could watch Michelle dom the hell out of Olga when you get tired of doing them both?

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Top 3 Best Dressed on the BAFTAs Red Carpet

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Gee, thanks  Ellen, for ending all the suspense., 

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Celebrities React to Ellen Page’s Coming Out

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I'll bet he can't pass a mirror without posing.

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Kelly Brook, David McIntosh

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I love Greta Gerwig but they shouldn't hamstring her with such a crappy franchise. The current one should have been cancelled years ago. Good riddance. 

5 months, 2 weeks ago on Greta Gerwig Cast as Lead In “How I Met Your Father”

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