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Given the piggy like nose, Calvin looks like a pig in a blanket. A cute little pig in a blanket.

5 months ago on Sock Snowman

These are more like Zombie Reindeer Cookies. I think it's appropriate considering the 21st of December is supposed to be the end. If they taste great it doesn't matter. They all look the same coming out.

5 months ago on Peanut Butter Reindeer Cookies

So could my version be my nook? I mean...it already lights up.

5 months, 1 week ago on Book Christmas Tree

YaY! That's very nice.

5 months, 1 week ago on Boxwood Wreath

@Consumer13220  oh... we are all dying everyday anyway. It might as well taste good.

6 months ago on Diet Soda Cake (or Cupcakes)

parental apoplectic fit...LMAO. That IS the best part of being an auntie. That and noisy toys. 

6 months ago on Diet Soda Cake (or Cupcakes)

i like the  two litter soda bottle and paper cone method, that way you can see the little suckers drowning to death. its good entertainment.

8 months, 2 weeks ago on Dish Soap and Apple Cider Vinegar Fruit Fly Trap

i can't even believe you attempted this one. LOL!

8 months, 2 weeks ago on Body Wrap At Home

I did this in red, white, and blue for fourth of July, I tried the water marble technique but that was an epic fail, so ombre it was, I noticed when I painted the colors on the sponge directly, the ombre effect was brighter and less muddy. It worked fine without a white base coat, i wasn't in mood to waste anymore nail polish, so i skipped the base coat. Your nails look fine, I bet a purpley color would go well with that ombre.

9 months, 1 week ago on Ombre Nails

The Flaccid Cucumber....should be the name of a bar

9 months, 2 weeks ago on The Dandy Lion

It seems to me that beginning with ANYTHING Martha has suggested is what went wrong with this test.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on The Side Chignon

i have a new goal...i no longer want to be a beer slouch. I will be stepping up the non beer slouch effort from here on out!

9 months, 3 weeks ago on Beer Crockpot Chicken

you should have used vodka instead of the mouthwash...that has plenty of alcohol

10 months ago on Shaving Cream and Listerine Foot Mask

i attempted this but i ate all the string cheese before i got around to making it.

10 months, 1 week ago on Baked Cheese Balls

I love reading your blog. Reading this blog has made me feel brave enough to try one of those swirly nail art things in a patriotic color scheme. I'm a little scurd but I'm gonna give it a go.

10 months, 2 weeks ago on Sinful Banana Pie

OMG...you are killing me. I have read all of your blogs and you are officially my new favorite person on the planet. I have been laughing for almost an hour straight. 

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Snow Globe

I dont think it was a total fail. Afterall, it was a self cleaning recipe. I haven't baked many treats that clean the pans they were cooked in.

10 months, 3 weeks ago on Mini German Pancakes