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Sorry, This watch is as silly as the TV show. A Submariner copy with a goofy dial, a bezel that lines up with nothing, and aviator's triangle pip for good measure, Tudor hands and a Chinese movement for nearly a grand. The article states the builder is detail oriented perfectionist, yet he releases a press photo with the biggest wads of lint clinging to the thing?
1 day, 23 hours ago on Are You A Time Lord? OWC Watch Honors Doctor Who
Googles: "Black and Gold Invicta"...yep.
1 month ago on Ulysse Nardin Maxi Marine Diver Gold Ceramic Watch Review
AAAAAHG! Due to my association with the site, I'm ineligible, but I love, love, love this watch, Pity, as I'm certain I would have won. Good luck the rest of you!
1 month ago on GIVEAWAY: Maurice Lacroix Pontos S Chronograph Watch
Like Mark, this style of band was on my first "real" wrist watch at age 8 probably - a gold toned Timex. I also remember it fleeing my wrist during certain sports or sharp movements. I'm pretty sure that's the only one I've ever owned though.
The modern iteration and the reviewed watch are, well... let's just say, not my thing.
1 month, 1 week ago on Remembering The Speidel Twist-O-Flex Watch Bracelet
I like how the nose hairs are evenly distributed throughout the booger matrix.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Richard Mille RM 59-01 Tourbillon Yohan Blake Watch Hands-On
Can we have a few more chapter rings and hash-marks? Jeebus, that's crowded looking! Marine"master" with 50m water resistance, that's ironic.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Fortis Marinemaster Vintage Limited Edition Watch Hands-On
I like the brand and own several, yet I'm not a fan boy without discretion. I'll consider a 111, 177, 390 etc. I can't come to terms with the hideous new movement aesthetics or wear anything with the ridiculous REG. T.M. on the crown guard. Why not on the underside? The whole Panerai value proposition is fantastically poor - especially for the Panerai OP XI calibre (aka $200 6497 movement). Asking $10K+ for this watch with no complications, simple design, steel and Plexiglas is as offensive as it is brilliant. Panerai's marketing plan would make P.T. Barnum proud.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Panerai Luminor 1950 3 Days Watch Review
A little hard to try on though.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Festina Profundo Dive Watch Comes In Bag Filled With Water
This, but in SS please.
2 months ago on Magrette Moana Pacific Professional Watch Review
$7850.00 R U FKN KDNG ME?
2 months ago on Azimuth SP-1 Landship Battle Tank Collection Watch
For $15K, I'd buy 15 or more boutique micro-brand divers and aviators - all better looking and more wearable than this horrid thing. Please no more skulls. The B&R, Montegrappa thing, this Artya, and all the other skull watches ABTW(R) has covered are all silly and horrible IMO. I can't take any of them seriously. They're about as appealing as a Hello Kitty watch to me.
2 months, 1 week ago on Artya Son Of A Gun Dancing Skulls Watch
Gotta disagree James.
Zenith... It almost seems like they have two design departments with different goals. One designs classy looking watches and the other takes those designs and skrooze 'em all up with needless decoration and design extras. This is apparently the work of the "enhancement" division.A 911 Turbo is a great looking car. A 911 Turbo that's received a makeover with a bunch of wild carbon bodywork, stickers, 24" polished wheels and a giant boy-racer wing... well, it's different, but not better.Zenith made some really great watches, then lost their mind with Thierry Nataf and all the Extreme crap, then found their way again. Now they seem to be wandering again.
2 months, 1 week ago on Zenith El Primero Lightweight Limited Edition Skeletonized Watch
This watch = "naked supermodel" Awesome to look at on the internet, won't ever call one "mine", and paying for, and living with one is certainly way more hassle that it could ever be worth.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on C3H5N3O9 Experiment ZR012 Watch In Black Zirconium
Sometimes things are superseded for a reason. Those lugs and crown should have been left to the ages.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Longines Avigation Oversize Crown Watches For 2013
What's in a name? That which we call an Invicta, by any other name would smell as tacky.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Guess Gc Sport Class XXL Watch Review
wow <-- for all the wrong reasons. Just wow.
3 months ago on CX Swiss Military Typhoon Watch Review
That's the stupidest thing I've ever fallen in live with. I'm obsessing over the little hand crank - that's so awesome looking. The whole thing is mad and brilliant at the same time. A few less zeroes in the price please.
3 months, 1 week ago on Urwerk EMC Watch: For Mobile Accuracy Tweaking
It should come with a stand to convert it to a desk clock. It's interesting as extreme things often are, but I have a hard time believing the market is that "big" for this.
3 months, 1 week ago on SISU Bravado 55mm Watch Review
$4,300 tiny steel quartz watch you can barely tell time with - perfectly reasonable.
If any brand dared make a $4,300, too small steel quartz men's watch with no indices, date or water resistance - its only "design" element being a chamfered rectangle, it would never be described as respectable or legitimate, much less make it on this blog other than to be ridiculed.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Chanel Premiere: Possibly The Best Ladies Watch Of 2013
2 ick xist.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on 2(X)IST New York City Watch Review