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@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero @the great dick tater @PasadenaDodger 

He was five years away from five seconds of terrible greatness.

5 hours, 33 minutes ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero @PasadenaDodger 

Some of them weren't yet born -- but their shithead parents probably couldn't answer same. 

5 hours, 34 minutes ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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All the little shitheads call me "The Dodger Fan" when I go to pick up my daughter at school. 

5 hours, 35 minutes ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@the great dick tater @Literally PFP 

Tater should be talking about Tater & Co. 

5 hours, 41 minutes ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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Hitting the hay. Later, 'tater & co. This was an enjoyable evening.

1 day, 3 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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@the great dick tater @PasadenaDodger 

There are a number of types of 'bates. 

1 day, 3 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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giants fans are thinking. they don't like to think. 

1 day, 3 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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Suffocate 'em, Blue.

1 day, 6 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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Pence hits 6-run dinger.

1 day, 6 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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I didn't watch last night.

But that was me.

1 day, 6 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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Please, KC.

Please.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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@CloudyWithaChanceofMeatblahs @DBrim 

I remember that from a family/work visit (don't/didn't live there). It was the windy apocalypse.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dan Haren Had Shoulder Surgery, If You Care (You Don’t)

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Is the World Series over yet?

1 day, 15 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?

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@YellowPunch? 

You look like a San Diego Chargers fan beverage

1 day, 15 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?

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@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @YellowPunch? 

Shouldn't that be "WHAT the fuck are you" then?

1 day, 15 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?

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Another fine evening at DD. 

Good night and Go Blue. 

2 days, 3 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Literally PFP @pureed tomato 

I think Pink Floyd did a song about that. 

2 days, 3 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@BIah @pureed tomato 

And he'll never get into the HOF. 

2 days, 3 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Literally PFP @PasadenaDodger 

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@BehindOrangeLines 

Try to pause it right when the kid is getting slapped. A bit violent, but funny. 

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@brincon @PasadenaDodger 

And we aren't giants fans, either. Fuck those guys. 

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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My 9 year-old daughter has no concept of 1988. She told me so on the way to school this morning. It made me sort of freak out to myself for a moment (though not for the first time): how the hell can it be 26 years and counting since a Series appearance, let alone a championship?

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@BIah @Purple Drank 

Wait.. where's the wazoo?

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Purple Drank @Literally PFP 

That could change in the future. 

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@pureed tomato @OCDodger 

 An OC comment...

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@pureed tomato 

Disagree. It's a privilege to have a death-match rival.

2 days, 4 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Literally PFP @PasadenaDodger @pureed tomato 

I know. Just saying it was a time of extreme discomfort for all the demented SF fans. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Literally PFP @pureed tomato 

77, 78, 81 is three in five.

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@pureed tomato @Literally PFP 

I was thinking today about that Yankees-over-Red Sox dominance. We aren't nearly there.

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@BIah 

Hopefully she's an extreme case compared to the rest of the kids in your 3rd/4th grade class. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@LA_Woman @not a real life potato 

This made me laugh. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@not a real life potato 

You are a godless heathen fake potato.

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Purple Drank @pureed tomato 

At least fatso didn't hit three dingers. That's a nice thing.

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@LA_Woman @Tired Maths Cat 

I have a few things on my mind about the giants fans who surround me. Would love to share. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@The Ghost Of Goat's Friend Steve @BIah 

It's a black-orange hole.

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@BIah 

We're all disappearing. This is alarming from an existential point of view. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Tired Maths Cat @BIah 

Actually, fuck it, that can't be the reason. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@Tired Maths Cat @BIah 

Because you used a bad word a few minutes ago. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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The giants are the Ebola of baseball. I just decided that.

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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@BIah 

You're a master of understatement. 

2 days, 5 hours ago on 2014 World Series Game 1: Giants @ Royals

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