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11 hours, 57 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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The Seagulls of Death are circling the 'Cove.

11 hours, 58 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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Only when there's a ball game somewhere.

12 hours, 1 minute ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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Check it out, Birdman. Grant Brisbee is a treasure.

12 hours, 3 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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I swear this place is like a 7th grade classroom sometimes.

12 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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Worley just faced 29 baters. Wow.

12 hours, 7 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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Russell is named after John Coltrane.

12 hours, 42 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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He's a professional jazz man.

12 hours, 42 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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It's a big problem.

12 hours, 46 minutes ago on Dodgers Acquire Darwin Barney, Because Defense

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"Jake Peavy is to the Dodgers what Clayton Kershaw is to the giants."

- some Bay Area sportscaster twat

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 5, Giants 0: Clayton Kershaw Two-Hits The Giants

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@Omer (beercoozie) 

SF fans are waking up thinking that game sucked, and today they get Kershaw.

3 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 1: Yasiel Puig fails to hit a home run yet again. Is he a bust?

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Nice, Chad. "Professional dumpster fire Paul Maholm" is Brisbee-esque. Or maybe the McCovey Cove readers will soon be calling Grant's observations "Moriyama-esque." Either way, a short, sweet, bitchin' recap of a Dodger romp, dude.

3 days, 4 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Giants 1: Yasiel Puig fails to hit a home run yet again. Is he a bust?

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I think the Santa Ana winds reached the Bay Are tonight.

3 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 25, 2014: Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez Return

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@DBrim @tsneddy 

Or play infinite innings...? (I don't know the answer)

3 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 25, 2014: Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez Return

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@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) 

The miserable (giants fan) kids are so awesome. 

3 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 25, 2014: Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez Return

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@RevolverOcelot 

I could've easily made it through this evening without this.

3 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants July 25, 2014: Yasiel Puig and Hanley Ramirez Return

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@P_F_P 

Oregon pinot noir beer

3 days, 21 hours ago on The Dodgers And Giants, Together At Last

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@DINGERS! 

Like it, but that image also makes me think "Bullpen has exploded."

4 days, 2 hours ago on The Dodgers And Giants, Together At Last

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I want a turning point narrative!!

4 days, 2 hours ago on The Dodgers And Giants, Together At Last

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@KMT59 @Disgruntled Goat 

SWA has lost my bags and cancelled flights on me twice this year alone (and yet I still fly with them almost all of the time...)

4 days, 2 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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I'm off to 0 for 4 Pence dreamland.

4 days, 9 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@#needshitforcycle 

No, it was metallic orange paint. Totally demented. 

4 days, 10 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@BIah @MalkinCookies 

Gross, btw.

4 days, 11 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@#needshitforcycle 

What do you mean? Like an orange sheath for your car? 

4 days, 11 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@BIah @PasadenaDodger @MalkinCookies 

I think you just found it. Maybe I'll do a wiki entry. 

4 days, 11 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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I saw the most F-ing obnoxious car this morning in Napa when I was headed to meet a colleague for coffee: an orange Scion literally covered in giants stickers, with a stupid-ass giants suction flag sticking off each side. I should've snapped a pic on my phone but I was in a hurry. 

Orange! So the idiotic owner sought out the goddamn color on the lot, or more likely special-ordered it from the freakin factory.

4 days, 11 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@MalkinCookies
  Until the next.

4 days, 11 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@BIah @MalkinCookies 

You said DoDi.

4 days, 11 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@BIah @PasadenaDodger 

Kauai volume discount.

4 days, 13 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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For Blah. I think it was a topic of conversation the week before last.

4 days, 13 hours ago on So This Is What Relievers Cost

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@InsideThePark (Pittsberg)   

Do jalapenos count as vegetables? If not, I'd be concerned about your diet.

5 days, 10 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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@RevolverOcelot @PasadenaDodger @Disgruntled Goat I think you answered my question above.

5 days, 11 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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@RevolverOcelot No, but that's still awesome.

5 days, 11 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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@BIah Plaza's banning from last year makes for some good reading on the wiki.

5 days, 11 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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@RevolverOcelot I'm working on a 2500 word article that will take me 20+ hours.

5 days, 11 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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@RevolverOcelot That you're hopped up on speed or coke.

5 days, 11 hours ago on Pirates 6, Dodgers 1: Brutal Road Trip Is Brutal

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