Don't get AIDS b/c AIDS is bad.
The zebras will put Serge in foul trouble early. They want to keep this game close. Our stars will all be in foul trouble at some point in this game. It will be up to our role players to win this for us tonight. If they can keep us in it, hero ball the last couple of minutes. We win a nailbiter. Thunder up!
2 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 5.29.14
"F*** you, Jobu. I do it myself!"
2 months, 1 week ago on Serge Ibaka trying to make postseason comeback?
@Spike Bonze Honestly, I have yet to see any report that says he's indefinitely out for the season. Everything I've read is that he's LIKELY out, etc etc.. This may just be conjecture but the wording makes me think that there is a slight chance we may see Ibaka back if we make it out of the WCFs.
2 months, 1 week ago on Five thoughts about the Thunder without Serge Ibaka
What happened to that Juwanna spam guy? I miss him.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Friday Bolts – 5.16.14
@Webster81 Serge wasn't wearing a boot at the airport this morning. He was also walking w/o a limp. That's him at the very beginning of Caron's Instagram post.
@simonwayne If you see the instagram post Caron Butler posted when they got to the airport this morning, you can see Serge walking around without any problem in a hoodie at the beginning of the video. That seems promising.
Edit: Here's the video: http://instagram.com/p/oDe9h5gjGT/
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Western Conference Finals schedule released
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder close the Clippers in six, 104-98
I guess my question to all the nay sayers is: What proof would it take for you to believe the NBA is rigged? And by rigged, I mean they use officiating to manipulate a desired outcome. It doesn't always work, but more times than not it does.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Something happened and the Thunder won Game 5
The NBA is rigged. It looks like it may be rigged for us this year. God Bless.
@OKC_Gooner @Jeremy2 Penis-ee
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 5.8.14
Kendrick Lamar-Duckworth Perkins was the ORIGINAL Kendrick Lamar.
B!tch, don't kill my v!be.
Thunder wins by 30 tonight. Kendrick Lamar leads all scores with fitty! BANK THAT!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Wednesday Bolts – 5.7.14
@dream catcher How did Brad Stevens do in the post season this season? Oh yeah.
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Totally Tickets pregame party and ticket package
@RudiLuczyn I won't. I'll give credit where it's due, to Kevin Durant.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Grizzlies: Game 6 Pregame Primer
WE GOT THIS!!!!!! THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!
@ThunderChick2010 That last sentence can also describe my love life.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on Thursday Bolts – 5.1.14
WTF OKLAHOMAN?? JHC! Who is the editor there and can that guy get fired after KD drops 40 tonight?? PLEASE???
I believe. C'mon Thunder!!!!
3 months ago on Is this it?
@Colio Holy ish! If that was my only responsibility today I'd be at the Mont drinking a swirl while browsing DT on my phone. You should just fail the paper so maybe you'll have to retake English again next year and thus prolong your college career by a semester (I so hope you're talking about a COLLEGE english paper).
Growing up is the worst.
3 months ago on Tuesday Bolts – 4.29.14
@CoachLee_ @Gyella I 1,000,000,000% agree with you. The entire night I was yelling "who the $#%^ is 19???!!!! and why does he keep scoring??!!!!"
3 months, 1 week ago on Grizzlies even up despite some late magic from the Thunder
Why does Reggie Jackson suck so hard? If our bench would just play to their averages, THEIR AVERAGES for God sake, we'd win this series going away...
Does "hasn't never done well" mean he does it we'll or doesn't? Double negatives are the worst.
3 months, 1 week ago on Thunder lock up No. 2, edging the Pistons 112-111
@duhsweetness I'm glad this happened.
4 months ago on Friday Bolts – 3.28.14
@AlexR44 @f5alcon I hope not. Lin was MVP for Thunder in Rd 1 last year. Every time he took the court, +20 for OKC. EVERYTIME.
@DanielLawler @GrapeNUTZ It also depends on if you get a Dr. that can stitch right.
@Tydude Unlikely, but he could surpass Robertson this year if he plays the rest of the regular season games. I think that would put him at 47 iirc
4 months ago on Kings vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
I asked this when they signed Shakur to a 10 day and I'll ask again;
4 months ago on Thunder sign Reggie Williams to another 10-day deal
Ya'll nikkas are trippin. (What!)
4 months, 1 week ago on Saturday Morning Cartoons: Y’all trippin’
I love how u can always count on NBA officiating to keep the game close...
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Suns: Pregame Primer
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Report: OKC calling up Reggie Williams on 10-day deal
WTF Blunder??!!! AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
5 months ago on Cavaliers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
The refs did everything they could but put the basket in the hoop. I'm sure Silver will make that his first order of business. NEW RULE: Refs can score baskets for teams I want to win.
Fail refs are fail. Glad we beat the Blazers and the refs tonight.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Blazers: Pregame Primer
Seriously, these refs.....
How big if a blow out would this be if it weren't for shitty NBA ref manipulating??? Seriously.
They did already. That's why they both hav techs
Love how Batum gets that call but Reggie doesn't. NBA refs are the best.
These refs should ref every game. They're that good!
Wonder who the refs bet on tonight?!
@Aren't 60% of that quote works EVERY TIME.
- Brian Fantana
5 months, 2 weeks ago on Monday Bolts – 2.10.14
That tree and leaf Slim Reaper shirt is horrible.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Monday Bolts – 2.3.14
@totallytickets How many pregame beverages? As many as my tummy will hold?
6 months ago on DT night Feb. 3 at Totally Tickets in Bricktown
So KD doesn't like Slim Reaper b/c he likes to spread light w/ his basketball. I wonder what he would think of Angelant or Divine Duranvention.
6 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.30.14
@Yeahright17 @KellOne @Barry Amenema That guys has the shortest legs i have ever seen. Is he a midget from the waist down?
6 months ago on 10 thoughts, fears and questions heading into the Heat game
@Tronchaser Anyone else think that means we see Russ play tonight? I think he gets 1 warm up in b4 Heat on Wedn.
6 months ago on Monday Bolts – 1.27.14
@sammasaaron @Turfright That last minute of play took the same amount of time as the previous 23 minutes. Reeeedick!
6 months, 1 week ago on Thursday Bolts – 1.23.14
Why can't i access the home page anymore? I keep getting:
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6 months, 1 week ago on Durant and Westbrook named to national team roster