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@Omer (beercoozie) Bumgarner is better than Kershaw at being a dick to Puig.

13 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@foldamort Friends also consider pepperoni and beer to be favorites.

2 hours, 19 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Chad Moriyama MATT ADAMS DOESN'T BUNT. Does this mean nothing to nobody?

2 hours, 21 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Disgruntled Goat Well, this is sad.

2 hours, 27 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Disgruntled Goat @Raul Franklin Just checking, you knew that my original comment was sarcastic, right?

2 hours, 29 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Disgruntled Goat @Raul Franklin Maybe Goat. Maybe. Perhaps, but it's probably the bunting, because as we all know MATT ADAMS WILL NOT BUNT.

2 hours, 31 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Anime Ethier In cold weather, he wears a baseball hat with ear flaps.

He seems less stressed than everyone else.

He wears hipster glasses.

2 hours, 32 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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Because of Maddon's use of bunting, Andrew Friedman decides not to make his first major decision as a Dodgers executive completely poison his reputation for honesty and integrity in the organization and league.

2 hours, 34 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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Watch this happen: Maddon to Twins. LOL

3 hours, 45 minutes ago on Look At All These Mediocre Players Making What Andrew Friedman Is

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@I Digesti That would be a beautiful homecoming.

3 hours, 46 minutes ago on Look At All These Mediocre Players Making What Andrew Friedman Is

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@Lobo Mattingly will not be happy that Maddon misspelled Indiana, then covered it up with a hastily drawn stem.

3 hours, 49 minutes ago on Look At All These Mediocre Players Making What Andrew Friedman Is

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@steelmohawk The good thing is that Tommy John surgery doesn't affect GM's velocity and accuracy like it does RPs.

3 hours, 50 minutes ago on Look At All These Mediocre Players Making What Andrew Friedman Is

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@EephusBlue This is like that scene in the Wire where the new mayor realizes that he can't fulfill any of his campaign promises because of the failing school system.

21 hours, 24 minutes ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Weston T I remember when he said that.

Now, I realize that Strickland yelling toward home plate yesterday was really him psychically talking with Harold Reynolds.

21 hours, 27 minutes ago on What If The Dodgers Sold High On Dee Gordon?

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@Tymathee @Raul Franklin Well, 5 if you count Howell and Kenley. (Perez, League, and Wilson)

2 days, 3 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?

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It would be amazing if the Dodgers kept making intelligent decisions until they cleared house of all the bad ones.

Now that being said, is a front office stocked with former GMs the behind-the-scenes equivalent of a bullpen stocked with former closers?

Because if so, nope.

2 days, 3 hours ago on Josh Byrnes to Dodgers rumors heat up, but what will his role be?

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@JackedNate The thank you note can be a nice repository for social angst.

3 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@YadierMolinasOedipalComplex @Raul Franklin "you shouldn't want the job" spoken like an employed person.

3 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@pureed tomato @Raul Franklin I actually think that this is the natural corollary to a society obsessed with guns and self-defense. If you want conceal and carry, get used to tons of ass-kissing.

3 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@capnsparrow  @pureed tomato Ahh, hence the free-floating rage.

3 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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Not to be a "mother" about this, but it's probably good to send a thank you note for an interview every time, because people love to be flattered, and perhaps this company is saying that they need flatterers, and this is a real thing that is useful to the people the company serves, even if it turns out to be themselves.

3 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Vin_Skully @Raul Franklin haha, I'm not really a sketch artist. That being said, it was kind of like a pseudo-pornographic mafia-style melt-down

3 days, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Vin_Skully @Raul Franklin Seriously, I am not trolling. It brought an image to my mind.

3 days, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Vin_Skully "got made at me" this is an amazing freudian slip.

3 days, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Mike Petriello It is a thing, and it's kind of crazy when people apply for millions of jobs and get absolutely zero feedback all the time.

Is it time to stop rewarding people for doing what they really need to be doing to fill jobs (conduct an interview). No one ever thanks a batter for stepping into the batters box, because that's what they have to do to get the game going.

3 days, 2 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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I think AJ Ellis is the secret reason that Kershaw is considered a great leader in the clubhouse...not to be too Jewish about it, but Ellis is Aaron to Kershaw's Moses.

3 days, 3 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: C A.J. Ellis

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@Dustin Nosler Friedman speaks without articles?

6 days, 21 hours ago on Dodgers introduce Andrew Friedman, questions about GM spot remain

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@foldamort Yeah, there was a good article recently about the expanding strikezone.


I'll find it.

6 days, 23 hours ago on Dodgers introduce Andrew Friedman, questions about GM spot remain

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@DodgerDodger

1. This is optimistic, and may be possible, but remember that Ethier makes a lot more than $7 mill a year, he makes over 15 for several more years, so its a shit ton of money to buy a AA pick, even if the Dodgers kick in more than half of it, which is almost certainly a condition, unless someone big was also included in the deal.

2. There's also Arruebarrena, who is Rojas, but makes a lot more money, and might have contractual stipulations for MLB play, and with potentially a bit of an attitude issue, based upon minor league rumors.

3. Turner at short is not something that should happen.

Think about point 3 and point 2 taken as a pair: If you put Rojas at 3B, lose Hanley, and lose Uribe you get the following:

If you play Turner at SS: A defensive downgrade (from Hanley!) at SS, a hole in your bench, a downgraded offense, and arguably zero net gain on 3B defense. It could be the reality, but I would be shocked if it were the plan.

If you play Arruebarrena at SS and Rojas at 3B, you have a nice defensive infield, but some serious offensive stink.

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@Cat Astrophically Awesome @Raul Franklin @ tomato "Sabean noted how admirably Colletti cobbled together spare parts when free-wheeling pre-season spending exploded in his face. 'Did you know that Frank McCourt was his boss for many years??!,' Sabean reflected, 'Frank Fucking McCourt!'"

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@BlueMarvin I don't think the Dodgers will dip below top 15. But they may drop to number 2.

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@ tomato "Giants GM praises Dodgers counterpart for respectably not outperforming him in recent years."

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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I think we won't know what will happen, but if the major league team isn't thrilling in the next year or two, then keep your eyes on the minor league system.

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@foldamort @Sugar-Free Generic Grape Soda The Dodgers make it impossible to judge, because they get good WAR from expensive players and bad WAR from expensive players, and the same is true of cheap players.

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@foldamort Are we measuring by Ethier or by Puig?

1 week, 1 day ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You

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@LA_Woman Dude is really doing well this post-season.

1 week, 1 day ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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Nice post, Mike. Full agreement on all fronts.

I think Mattingly would have been much more lauded if he had taken a page out of Bochy's playbook and called for a massive wild pitch from Rosenthal in the ninth inning of NLDS game 1.

1 week, 1 day ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@P_F_P @BehindOrangeLines The thing is, the Cards already lost Yadier to a strain that usually sidelines people for a long time, so the odds are good that no matter what this is a hard series for them already.

1 week, 1 day ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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Is it me, or is John Jay batting .545 in the LCS?

1 week, 1 day ago on What About The Next Joe Maddon?

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@DBrim It's too bad they didn't get Puig's triple. It seemed pretty effortless.

1 week, 2 days ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward

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@Table (dick) nope. Your only reward is an improvement in your mood in relation to our frustrating playoff loss.

1 week, 2 days ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward

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@Purple Drank Whatever, Drank. I'll let you wait for no one to answer your question. 

1 week, 2 days ago on Ned Colletti was a lame duck GM & Andrew Friedman now moves the Dodgers forward

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