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GooOoOOOOOOoooodnight ev'rybody.

Blarp-a-bloo.

9 hours, 7 minutes ago on Rockies 10, Dodgers 4: Coors Field, Still The Worst

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@PagansOedipalComplex Oh, and I just remembered, my mom needed me home in 15 minutes.

--Baggarly

9 hours, 8 minutes ago on Rockies 10, Dodgers 4: Coors Field, Still The Worst

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Anyone done this one: Haren is Harendous.

11 hours, 58 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies, Sept. 16, 2014: Dan Haren Needs 11 Innings

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@Mike Petriello Kemp is from Oklahoma, maybe he'll buy the affiliate and rename the stadium Kemp field.

11 hours, 59 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Rockies, Sept. 16, 2014: Dan Haren Needs 11 Innings

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@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!) If he didn't do meth, then I would think he was a good person.

it was meth, right?

13 hours, 39 minutes ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being

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What's the over/under on Tanaka's arm exploding in his first start back?

15 hours, 2 minutes ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being

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@LA_Woman This is a perfect summary of American civilization.

15 hours, 3 minutes ago on Dodgers Recall Daniel Coulombe, Who Is A Living Human Being

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Just a note: the Dodgers players and coaching staff deserve serious respect for the long string of corrections and adaptations they've made over the course of the year.

I've bitched about a lot of player failures, but looking back at it, pretty much every single one has been explicitly addressed, and at least been corrected temporarily.

16 hours, 44 minutes ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@thestevesaxtrio These sites are not updated via API, there is a person who changes them, and that person does not care about next week's starters.

17 hours, 11 minutes ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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In all likelihood, we will see Hernandez out of the 'pen in the playoffs, since last year we had Capuano do that.

17 hours, 17 minutes ago on Paco Rodriguez and Carlos Frias should make postseason roster

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@potato (2014 MSTY: Newcomer of the Year)

Steiner: Kemp lifts a high fly ball, anyhow I was saying that if this were the 1907 Superbas on Facebook...It's gone!!! And Kemp's amazing amazingness continues to amaze!!!!

Hershiser: Let's get back to you false claims about facebook. You're a fibber.


17 hours, 53 minutes ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @Raul Franklin @- Casey - Got it. Yeah some of the scenes from that show have haunted me afterwards.

19 hours, 47 minutes ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Dave! (but probably Justin Turner, maybe) @- Casey - Aww come on, if you've seen any episode of Game of Thrones you can handle this.

20 hours, 4 minutes ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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By the way, check out what the Giants did in the second inning. They somehow did not score on a groundout with runners on 2nd and 3rd and one out. How the hell did that happen?


  • Top 2
    • 1.Hunter Pence grounds out, third baseman Aaron Hill to first baseman Mark Trumbo.
    • 2.Pablo Sandoval doubles (26) on a line drive to center fielder A. J. Pollock.
    • 3.Joaquin Arias singles on a line drive to left fielder Ender Inciarte. Pablo Sandoval to 3rd.
    • 4.Gregor Blanco grounds into a force out, first baseman Mark Trumbo to shortstop Didi Gregorius. Joaquin Arias out at 2nd. Gregor Blanco to 1st.
    • With Brandon Crawford batting, Gregor Blanco steals (16) 2nd base.
    • 5.Brandon Crawford strikes out swinging.

1 day, 8 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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Well, I was trying to put my daughter to bed for most of this game, but the win was nice.



GOooOOOOOoooOod night ev'rybody!

1 day, 8 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@Purple Drank Yes, that's why the Giants should feel very bad about themselves.

1 day, 8 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@P_F_P Chipper Jones is so classy it hurts my balls.

1 day, 8 hours ago on Dodgers 11, Rockies 3: Thank goodness for that 8-run inning

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@PagansOedipalComplex By the way, there really should be a speedy gonzalez award.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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@PagansOedipalComplex Billy Hamilton deserves the speedy gonzalez award, not some DODGER.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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Giants are trying to come back.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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@Guitar @OCDodger He gives less than no shits. He actually gets mad at people who say he should give a shit.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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@Guitar @OCDodger Tommy's greatest skill is his ability to give anti-shits.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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@PagansOedipalComplex And there is the lack of unanimity for Kersh in one article.

1 day, 9 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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On one hand: Paco!

On the other hand: F'ing Fausto'd. 

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers @ Rockies Sept. 15, 2014: Roberto Hernandez, Shockingly Important

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@Table That makes a lot more sense.

1 day, 13 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly

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@Tymathee According to this Adrian Gonzalez sprints about half as fast Urbie. and 1/4 as fast as DeeGo.

1 day, 15 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly

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@Super Catfishin Turbo HD Remix SVS listed dead last on the long list of RH bench guys. (and it's not alphabetical).

1 day, 15 hours ago on Wins above replacement loves the Dodgers’ position players, mostly

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Diane Nguyen "When I stick a toothpick in his shoulder, he expresses pain."

--Dr. Neal ElAttrache without proper medical equipment.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Scott Van Slyke’s Time To Shine

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Kemp says "when my bat goes up, you know something good happened."

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@Purple Drank Still averaging 15 pitches per inning, but his ERA is starting to come down.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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Kemp is oh so fun when he's Matty.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@0ptimus I mean, Los Angeles Nationals? What does it mean?

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@0ptimus  "San Francisco right-hander Yusmeiro Petit has been fantastic against the Los Angeles Nationals this afternoon, having recorded an 8:0 strikeout-to-walk ratio and single-game 1.17 xFIP through five innings (box)."

what is this a reference to?

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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Dat inside fastball is getting it done for Kershaw today.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@yudodis That would bode well for the Dodgers.

2 days, 15 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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Pretty even matchup right now.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@BIah @InsideThePark (Most Overrated City) How far from Martinezing if he didn't get hurt, too?

2 days, 16 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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Kershaw trying to bring his ERA back down to reality.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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@Beastfriends hmm, not Ryu, he's in doctorland.


2 days, 16 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants Sept. 14, 2014: Clayton Kershaw looks to clinch series

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