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WILL COSMIS BE IN THE DARK AGAIN? I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.
2 months, 1 week ago on PAROXYVISION
@gravis3 Terrible comment JERKFACE
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Inseparable
This cuts me to my core.
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7 months ago on The Future of NBA Statistics
"I was largely lost in Austin until Paroxi-wife came along". BTB.
And if this is in anyway indicative of the remainder of the writing recapping/celebrating the 5 years of Hardwood P (I still can't actually say that second word aloud without murdering it) then its going to be a good week of reading.
7 months, 1 week ago on Hardwood Paroxysm's 5-Year Paroxy-versary: How In The Hell Did We Not Burn This Thing To The Ground Yet?
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This was excellent.
9 months ago on Looking forward to the Lakers
@chrisofspades I hadn't heard of it, but my team (Mavericks) loses all jump balls ever hahaha. I was REALLY disappointed in the broadcasting team. Breen/JVG did not explain it beforehand. I thought it was a de facto turnover and it clearly wasnt.
11 months ago on Russell Westbrook, Scapegoat in a Superhero Cape
Did Brooks actually remind his players of the shot clock resetting to 5 seconds if Miami won?
"SORRY, IT’S SHUTTLECOCK TIME!" should be your response whenever you dont want to answer questions on twitter.
11 months, 1 week ago on Thanks for not telling me about the Dream Team, you San Diego jerks
Well that was awesome.
11 months, 1 week ago on A tarnished picture of NBA fandom
If Harden carries, then he holds the ball very low to the ground. His arms are really long and he keeps his center of gravity low when he attacks, part of what leads to the 'old man game' comments because he isn't looking to explode as often as he is simply to get to a spot where he can get a shot off or draw a foul. This is still crazy to look at though.
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