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@LA_Woman One of my co-workers was griping about Timmy, I counter with "The game ill take forever because of Beckett."


Long game will be long.

1 hour, 41 minutes ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 15, 2014: Jackie Robinson Day

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How does a potato wear a hat? Won't it cover it's eyes?

5 hours, 53 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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His beard rose from the grave to merge with Wilson's beard to become a superior being.

5 hours, 56 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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You misspelled "Everyone's slider, low and away".

5 hours, 57 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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Fuck those douche-bitches too.

6 hours, 4 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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There's only one NL team that any of us should feel bad for, and that's the Pirates.

6 hours, 5 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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Oh, fuck the rest of the league. I'm supposed to feel bad for the Barves? The Crads? The Dbags? The Gnats? The rest of the league can suck it.

6 hours, 9 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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Would you prefer dick jokes or poop jokes?

8 hours, 49 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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Creepy catepillar

11 hours, 17 minutes ago on Dee Gordon Making It Interesting As Alex Guerrero Shows Power

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@Purple Drank  Dbacks bad?

23 hours, 9 minutes ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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http://imgur.com/uPsBns9

I AM VENGENCE!!!!!

23 hours, 28 minutes ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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@steelmohawk @Omer (beercoozie) What's wrong with having a beard like a Billy Goat?

23 hours, 33 minutes ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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@Purple Drank  You were missed.

23 hours, 41 minutes ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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I didn't feel like going through every comment, but were some of you guys really comparing Timmy vs. Bucket?

C/mon, Timmy's got that creepy-ass catepillar on his face. Bucket's better BECAUSE he doesn't have that stupid 'stache.

23 hours, 46 minutes ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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@DBrim @Tired Math Cat@LoboThey're gloves dude!

1 day, 3 hours ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHHJGEeCLSo 

I would totes like to build a snowman...

1 day, 3 hours ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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@Batted Bob I'M ONE OF THE 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 day, 5 hours ago on This Is What A 100MPH Cutter Looks Like

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For some reason this doesn't get old. It makes me feel like you guys care.

1 day, 13 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Diamondbacks 6: Dee Gordon Is Fast, Dodgers Sweep Diamondbacks

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Should there be concern that Kenley's arm will fall off?

2 days, 3 hours ago on Dodgers 8, Diamondbacks 6: Dee Gordon Is Fast, Dodgers Sweep Diamondbacks

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BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW! BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW! BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW!

2 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2014: Haren returns to Arizona in Dodger Blue

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SAYIN HIS PRAYERS AN EATIN HIS VITAMINS BROTHER!!!!

2 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2014: Haren returns to Arizona in Dodger Blue

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WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN DODGERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2014: Haren returns to Arizona in Dodger Blue

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ON THE COUNT OF THREE, EVERYBODY STEAL A BASE!

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2014: Haren returns to Arizona in Dodger Blue

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I need a batflip like a fat kid needs cake.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2014: Haren returns to Arizona in Dodger Blue

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German beer purity laws are useful, warm beer is not.

2 days, 7 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 13, 2014: Haren returns to Arizona in Dodger Blue

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@DINGERS! Really? All of the dingers?

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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@DINGERS! So what you're saying is there could be some serious dingers with this lineup?

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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@Disgruntled Goat @Omer (beercoozie) @capnsparrow @Noel D Yankees-Red Sox is the AL version of Dodgers-Giants.

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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@capnsparrow @Omer (beercoozie) @Noel D To me, the playoff losses to Philly burned worse than the histroy with the Yankees, because I was either too young for the World Series clashes 77 and 81, or I wasn't even born during the other times.

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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@capnsparrow @Omer (beercoozie) @Noel D I know the history Cap, but I can't get worked up over AL teams like I can NL teams.

2 days, 11 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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@Noel D I dunno, I don't care enough to hate Boston or the Yankees or Colorado. Philly can fuck off. and burn in hell.

2 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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"Dan Haren faces Trevor Cahill who has been awful."

That sentence has me thinking...

http://imgur.com/LaJ9Kmo

2 days, 14 hours ago on Dodgers 8, D’Backs 5: Arizona Is Bad And They Should Feel Bad

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Beauty & The Beast?

3 days, 1 hour ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay

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It also makes my morals "questionable".

3 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay

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Dang dude, I've only had one beer and I totes got the lineup wrong, I swore SVS was on base.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay

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Give me an edit button and all will be well.

3 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay

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Beer=bad spelling

3 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay

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Ladies and gentlemen, your East-East-East Los Angles Diamondbacks!

3 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers @ Diamondbacks April 12, 2014: Sorry for the delay

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