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@KanYeezus @Omer (beercoozie)  It happens.


When I was a kid I watched a ton of tv. As I got older, I stopped.


I binge watch things on Netflix, but I don't really watch shows when they actually come on.

12 hours, 58 minutes ago on Our Top Ten, On Your TV

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I just watched the first episode of Futurama.


For the first time.

13 hours, 5 minutes ago on Our Top Ten, On Your TV

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@Local Energy Drink Distributor  When my wife was pregnant with our first child, my friends were taking bets whether she would have horns, a tail, bat wings, or tentacles.


Because they think I'm Satin.

18 hours, 33 minutes ago on Our Top Ten, On Your TV

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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) @Omer (beercoozie) @PagansOedipalComplex  I like my trolls to either be horned mammals or purple beverages.

19 hours, 3 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@I Am PFP And So Can You @Omer (beercoozie) @PagansOedipalComplex  no, the other guy.


I never got into Seinfeld, yet I like watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

19 hours, 5 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@PagansOedipalComplex  I don't know how I feel about that guy

19 hours, 7 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@- Casey -  excuse me, FREEDOM FRIES

19 hours, 31 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@- Casey -  what would a potato eat?


if it ate French fries or tater tots, that would be cannibalism, right?

19 hours, 33 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@Lobo Kinda like it's still weird Dre is STILL a Dodger?

21 hours, 52 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@capnsparrow how did the Dodgers get him again?

22 hours, 1 minute ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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so uh, gonna over-work the 'pen in March?

22 hours, 3 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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i will break things if I have have to keep remembering the bullpen, the Cardinals, and shitty fucking SF.

22 hours, 14 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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"Dodger bullpen was a disappointment last year."


understatement of the fucking year.

22 hours, 15 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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ANDRE ETHIER NEEDS TO STFU

22 hours, 21 minutes ago on White Sox @ Dodgers Mar. 4, 2015: Finally, Some (Kinda) Real Baseball-ish

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@ploxtato the pickup line bot @Omer (beercoozie) if you wish to be covered in sour cream and salsa, that's your deal. but then, you are a potato, so it's totes your deal.

1 day, 19 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@ploxtato the pickup line bot but not potatoes.


they are weird to be delicious when covered in sour cream and salsa.

1 day, 19 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@Local Energy Drink Distributor no, but he gave me some baby furniture.

1 day, 19 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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I found out that a guy I know invented the Google taskbar.

1 day, 19 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@Iron Man Returns @MajorPuigBaseball remember when he was supposed to be the "future" of the Dodgers outfield?

1 day, 20 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@- Casey - @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) I think it's a bad idea to give pet food to kids.

1 day, 20 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@- Casey - @Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) ALL YOUR PET PRODUCTS ARE BELONG TO US

1 day, 20 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@MajorPuigBaseball OLD FRIEND ALERT

1 day, 20 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@Tynee Tym keeps failing drug test

1 day, 23 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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I'm hoping there's a some World Series rings for Kershaw and crew.

1 day, 23 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers prospects: 2018 Pitching Staff

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@TheConman NO IT'S SOMETHING WE ARGUE ABOUT ALL THE TIME TO REPLACE THE OTHER THINGS WE ARGUE ABOUT ALL THE TIME

2 days, 1 hour ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 111 – Spring training, Olivera, Urias

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@Iron Man Returns @Omer (beercoozie) @Purple Drank like in the Jungle Book, Shere Khan was actually a repo-tiger and he was trying to repossess Mowgli. 

2 days, 1 hour ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 111 – Spring training, Olivera, Urias

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@Purple Drank I didn't think wolves had credit cards. 


If so, Lobo must have bad credit.

2 days, 1 hour ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 111 – Spring training, Olivera, Urias

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