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@itsthatguywhodoesstuff  you'd be amazed how many rednecks in Florida and Aladambama are gay.

1 day, 6 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@DBrim @Omer (beercoozie) @Chigbogu Fan #1 you should have a Black Tooth Grin.

1 day, 6 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@DBrim @Chigbogu Fan #1 i have found Canadian blended-whisky does an excellent job with making the nose non-stuffy..

1 day, 7 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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now you guys are making me want some whiskey or bourbon.


Elmer T. Lee is one of my favorites.

1 day, 7 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Chigbogu Fan #1 why is you head so tiny?

1 day, 7 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Chigbogu Fan #1 i have heard of this.

1 day, 7 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Chigbogu Fan #1 you definitely need to fix that.

1 day, 7 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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I clearly need to get more beer after work, as I only have two beers at home.

1 day, 7 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Purple Drank http://i.imgur.com/UpOlYCH.gif

if the landlord is a burrito, I predict a victory for Drank.

1 day, 8 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Iron Man Returns @Dustin Nosler  Put a beard on that little bastard and make him bald, and you've got me in a nutshell.

1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Disgruntled Goat  MY PHONE IS FINE GOAT

1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@MajorPuigBaseball @Omer (beercoozie)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs


And after you have some Colon Blow, you better wear Oops! I Crapped My Pants.

1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@MajorPuigBaseball @Omer (beercoozie)  http://vimeo.com/85309632


one of the great fake product commercials from SNL, featuring Phil Hartman.

1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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Naked Juice is like Colon Blow in liquid form.

1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@I Am PFP And So Can You  It's overrated, but my kids love that shit.

1 day, 10 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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Totes regretting drinking all that juice.

1 day, 11 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Tymathee @Omer (beercoozie) @- Casey - @Lobo sadly all the grandparents for my kids are in other towns.

1 day, 17 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@DBrim I hope this pulls through man.

1 day, 17 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@- Casey - @Lobo I tell people all the time that I had kids so they didn't have to.


It's a serious commitment, because you can't take them back to the store and the instruction manuals that are available are complete bullshit. Oh, and customer support is virtually non-existent.

1 day, 17 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Mike Petriello @Jeremy_N I tried talking a guy I know into naming his daughter Yasiel, he thought it was a great idea. His wife, not so much.

1 day, 17 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Jeremy_N she's a cutie!

1 day, 17 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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@Jeremy_N Now that, is some excellent news to hear!


Congratulations on the new baby, may she be strong and take no shit.

1 day, 17 hours ago on 2015 Dodgers Top 100 prospects: 50-41

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you guys are dabes

2 days, 5 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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i didn't get the job.

2 days, 6 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Purple Drank @Moderately Excited Towel  It's not like this is ISIS.

2 days, 9 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Math Space Cat Editor @Omer (beercoozie)  my email was given out last year, if you lost it, tough.

2 days, 10 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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anyone here care about Tom Brady's balls?

2 days, 10 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Purple Drank @DKD  How about "If Drank wore pants, they'd be filled with slush"


Too much?

2 days, 11 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Purple Drank @ThtsaPaddlin @Omer (beercoozie)  We're getting reports that there is a codeine shortage in California. 

2 days, 11 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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hey Drank

2 days, 11 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@capnsparrow i don't think it's seaworthy.

2 days, 11 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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I must be a hoser, I wear jeans, plaid, and boots. And a toque when it's cold outside.

2 days, 11 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Math Space Cat Editor @Omer (beercoozie) there's a Canadian in our midst, eh?


does he wear a toque?

2 days, 12 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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i had to make lunch for my kid, what did i miss?

2 days, 12 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Tymathee @Omer (beercoozie) @Raul Franklin growing up i'd get "Omar" or "Omeeer", then The Simpsons came on tv.


i hate my name.

2 days, 16 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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@Disgruntled Goat @Omer (beercoozie) i wish it were "Ömer", because umlauts.

2 days, 16 hours ago on How Old Is Too Old For the Dodgers Infield?

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