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@KMT59 @Omer (beercoozie)  I'm a gentile, I just like asking if things are kosher.


One of my nieces was shocked when I said I'd never had corned beef a Matzah ball soup.


I just said I was a gentile and she looked at me funny.

16 hours, 47 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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@KMT59  I WANT THAT IN ME!!!!!

16 hours, 49 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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@BIah @efb  moving quick there, son.

16 hours, 50 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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@KMT59  Is it kosher?

16 hours, 51 minutes ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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I like Disney movies, but my kids watch them ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.


And we listen to the songs on Pandora. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.


And sometimes we watch something completely different, Justin Time. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

1 day, 10 hours ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5

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@the great dick tater  be glad you're not driving and big-ass spider crawls on your hand.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5

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@efb  efb's gran'ma be all like "LET ME SHOW YOU HUSSIES HOW IT'S DONE!"

1 day, 16 hours ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5

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@FigurativelyTymathee @JackedNate Who won the World Series AFTER being let go.


Hanley should be next...

1 day, 23 hours ago on Did The Dodgers Make A Mistake In Non-Tendering Russell Martin in 2010?

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@Purple Drank I WONDER IF HE LIKES TWILIGHT SPARKLE?


FUCK YOU DRANK!

1 day, 23 hours ago on Did The Dodgers Make A Mistake In Non-Tendering Russell Martin in 2010?

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@capnsparrow  @Omer (beercoozie) Honestly, spiders don't normally bother me, but this time it was different. I've had a rough day since I got up.

2 days, 9 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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A spider got on my hand while I was driving my wife's car. I had to stop in a parking lot to find it and kill it (after freaking out a little bit because HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON MY HAND?!?!?!?!), but it eluded me.


Now it's somewhere in my wife's car.


RATE MY STORY

2 days, 10 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@LiterallyPFP @Omer (beercoozie) whoa. trying to get that offense to work again, huh?

2 days, 13 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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what are the A's doing now?

2 days, 13 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@Amblin @Omer (beercoozie) @FigurativelyTymathee  Ned's just opened this article up and is weeping.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@Harry Twater  Tony Romo does not baseball, he handeggs.

2 days, 16 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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@FigurativelyTymathee @Omer (beercoozie)  Seriously, this is the first time I've ever come on Dodgers Digest/MSTI and seen something like "maybe it's a good idea for the Dodgers to trade for an old player".

2 days, 16 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH DUSTIN?

2 days, 16 hours ago on Jimmy Rollins should be on Dodgers’ radar for shortstop

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http://imgur.com/wNQIIZZ

Baseball free agency in one GIF

3 days, 14 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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@Disgruntled Goat @DBrim @BIah  let's see, what was I doing thirteen years ago....


working at a television station, going through an apprenticeship to be a tattoo artist, drinking a lot of cheap whiskey, going to strip bars, dating weird women, living off Camel cigarettes and hatred...


man, twenty-five wasn't that bad...

3 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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this article makes me miss the 82 280zx I had in high school even more.


what's funny is it could keep up with C3 Corvettes and early "Vanilla Ice" Mustangs pretty easily.


ah, the early 90s in Florida...

3 days, 16 hours ago on Keeping It Real… Low & Fast

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@JackedNate  *Spearmint Rhino

3 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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@MetaphoricallyTymathee @Harry Twater  I can say you do not want to take your date to a live sex show.


Or a strip bar.


Unless she's into that sort of thing.


If so, it could be the best live-tweeting of a date. EVAR.

3 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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@Purple Drank  bowling?


roller skating?


I don't know, I haven't been on a proper date since me and the wife met.


In 2005.

3 days, 16 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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@capnsparrow   what is this petition you speak of?

3 days, 17 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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@MetaphoricallyTymathee  As a Dodgers fan that has deep hatred of the Cardinals, should I think Heyward is a good fit for them, or should I burn with even more hate?

3 days, 17 hours ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B/LF-ish Alex Guerrero

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@Dodgers Nerd  1941, The Princess Bride, Dazed and Confused, Animal House, Glengarry Glen Ross, Terms of Endearment

6 days, 11 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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@Dodgers Nerd  Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms

6 days, 11 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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@Diane Kemp. Literally DK. Only with Kemp.  I WAS NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING

6 days, 15 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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LOVE YOU LONG TIME!


FOR YOUR STARCH-Y GOODNESS

6 days, 15 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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@MajorPuigBaseball @Omer (beercoozie)  I only drink beer.

6 days, 16 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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What the fuck is kombocha tea?

6 days, 16 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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I wish I could go drinking with some of you guys, but I'm at work until 11:30, and in Salinas.


Fuuuuu

6 days, 16 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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@The Ghost of Purple Drank  are you at the bar?


or are you doing shots?

6 days, 16 hours ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker

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