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I know! I saw the term on imgur and immediately thought I have officially got old, because I don't know what the kids are talking about.

Like when Abe Simpson said he used to be hip and know what "it" is.

1 day, 6 hours ago on Look How Different The Dodgers Roster Is Now

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Be careful what you wish for.

1 day, 7 hours ago on Look How Different The Dodgers Roster Is Now

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Does "rustling jimmies" mean "pissing people off"?

1 day, 7 hours ago on Look How Different The Dodgers Roster Is Now

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i'm getting food. be back later.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@DKD looks like it's on Reddit.


"Come for the MILF pr0n links, stay for the baseball discussion."

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@itsthatguywhodoesstuff I think he's used to us, so to have some new people ask him stuff in a semi-serious manner got him a HUGE positivity-boner.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@Catfishin I have an uncle in Missouri who cooks crystal meth and goes on epic cleaning binges around his house when he's tweaking.


No, I do not keep in contact with him, I heard about his proclivities from my mom. He's her little brother.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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I would like faps.


And a sandwich.


Or maybe sushi.


But definitely faps.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@PJ14 @Omer (beercoozie) @Disgruntled Goat and cartoon superheroes, cats, goats, a mountain, a wolf, pirates, and others.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@Disgruntled Goat I have no idea how to use Imgur, Reddit, or Kinja. The comments sections look like some sort of haven for socio-misanthropic behavior for eternal ten-year-olds. 


It makes us look well-balanced.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@Mike Petriello i'm not say we're stupid, per se, but we are amused by the dumbest shit.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@Mike Petriello it can't be more stupid that we are.

1 day, 20 hours ago on Brian Wilson released by Dodgers after unsurprising lack of interest

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@Catfishin  SIGH

1 day, 23 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@SabrDodgers @Omer (beercoozie) @Iron Man Returns  then have a taco, I'm getting sushi.

1 day, 23 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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@Iron Man Returns @SabrDodgers  tacos... burritos... sushi... maybe I should have sushi for dinner...

1 day, 23 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher

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Stan: "Man, the Matt & Dre Show has really sucked the last few years."


Ned (pouring coffee for Stan): What should we do sir?"


Stan: "Get me, Friedman."


Ned dials Friedman and hands the phone to Stan.


Stan: "Please tell me you have an idea. The show sucks."


Ned's leaning over to try an hear the conversation.


Stan looks at him like he's being an asshole.


Ned goes back to cleaning Stan's office.


Stan: "You want to break them up? That's preposterous!"


Stan: "It's so crazy, it just might work."


END SCENE

2 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers Finally, Finally Complete Matt Kemp Trade

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@Mike Petriello  Wife: "What do you think Kemp's going to do?"


Me: "Me strike out on a pitch down and away."

2 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers Finally, Finally Complete Matt Kemp Trade

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@Mike Petriello  The day Kershaw can't get Kemp to chase three pitches down and away will be a sad day indeed.

2 days, 18 hours ago on Dodgers Finally, Finally Complete Matt Kemp Trade

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I'M ENJOYING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I LIKE GEOGRAPHY AND I'VE BEEN TO MOST OF THESE PLACES

3 days ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips

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