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See you later.

5 hours, 53 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Weston T @BIah @Omer (beercoozie) @MalkinCookies  Rocky Mountain State works. It's on Wikipedia, so it's true.

5 hours, 56 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@MalkinCookies  IT'S A LATE NIGHT IN THE KEYSTONE STATE


Pennsylvania's the Keystone State, right?

5 hours, 59 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@SkepticNinja  IT'S ALMOST AN HOUR LONG. THIS IS DODGERS DIGEST, OUR ATTENTION SPANS CAN'T HANDLE THAT.

6 hours ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Weston T  It's called Taco Bell's Chili Cheese Burrito. I guarantee a dump within ten minutes of eating one.

6 hours, 2 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@capnsparrow  @Weston T @Omer (beercoozie) @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero  But it's so fucking funny.


I love that shit.


I know this will sound weird, but I don't get to talk to actual adults unless I'm at work, because kids, and talking with you guys helps me deal with that.


It's nice talking with weirdos.

6 hours, 3 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Weston T  threats are fun, but things get tense.

6 hours, 5 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Weston T @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero  "Oh hey, I really should go running. I just took the kids to daycare after spending the morning with them. I'm tired and let's see what Drank and Goat are bitching about on Dodgers Digest."

6 hours, 7 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Weston T @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero  I know dude. I don't work 12 hour shifts, but I'm up when the kids get up and I'm at work til almost midnight every night.


I'm tired.

6 hours, 8 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Weston T  Sadly, it doesn't work that way. I know, I thought having five or six dumps a day would help offset some of the "dad-weight" I've put on since having kids, but it doesn't do anything.


But I think my colon is doing good.

6 hours, 10 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Disgruntled Goat  I know I have nothing invested into the team other than my time as a fan, I have no control over what happens on the field, I just really find myself liking Giants fans even less than I did before they ever won a World Series.


That's where a lot of my aggravation comes from, the douchebaggery of a majority of their fans. Especially since it's an even numbered year.

6 hours, 23 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Disgruntled Goat  I could shut if off in 2010 and 2012 because the Dodgers weren't in the postseason those years, but this year, I've been rather ticked off about the Giants advancing when they BLEW SO FUCKING HARD.


I mean wasn't Hudson pitching when the Dodgers scored 17 runs against the Giants in September? How is that motherfucker pitching in the World Series and Ryu is not?


FUCK!

6 hours, 26 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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Damn, I was hoping I could find some of the old Bret Saberhagen car commercials that aired in Kansas after the 85 World Series as a way to subtly fuck with some of friends that Giants fans (this would be done if the Royals win the World Series).


Oh, and why were Bret Saberhagen car commercials airing in Kansas after the 85 World Series? Because Missouri sucks and the Royals were claimed by Kansas as "their" team.

6 hours, 33 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Lobo  that just shows he's doing his job.

6 hours, 55 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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7 hours, 42 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@LA_Woman  GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 hours, 43 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Purple Drank @JoeMaddonSuperstar  I was also thinking about the Baumgardner vs. Kershaw argument, and was wondering how far Baumgardner goes in a game on average? Does he pitch 7 or 8 innings, or does he usually go for complete games like Kershaw?


I would imagine that the idea of having a bullpen that can counted on to bail you out helps your mindset.

12 hours, 47 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@ryus_hadouken @Omer (beercoozie)  I'd say its 5.5 LOR (Lulz Over Replacement)

13 hours, 12 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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since last night I've eaten a small burrito, 2 taquitos, a taco a bowl of cereal and 4 slices of pizza.


http://i.imgur.com/A5M0usd.gif

13 hours, 40 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@InTheDirt @Purple Drank @Omer (beercoozie) Eugenio Velez Memorial Award in Outstanding Mediocrity, given out to the worst player on a championship team. This year could be Dan Uggla's year.

14 hours, 15 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Purple Drank exactly. 


I mean, Trent Dilfer has the same number of Super Bowl wins as Peyton Manning.

15 hours, 16 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Purple Drank @Omer (beercoozie) Exactly my point.


Regardless of how you feel about Bonds' use pf performance enhancing drugs (not named Drank or sizzurp), he's arguably the best player that has lived, if not in the conversation, but he never won the World Series. 


Yet, a metric ton of jabronis like Hunter Pence, Aubrey Huff, and Joaquin Arias have.

15 hours, 20 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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Going back to the argument that Madison Baumgarder is better than Kershaw because he has more post-season wins and won the World Series blahty-bitchcakes; by that rationale, is Hunter Pence better than Barry Bonds because he's won the World Series?



15 hours, 23 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@the great dick tater @Omer (beercoozie) thousand island dressing is only acceptable on In-N-Out burgers.

15 hours, 55 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@MajorPuigBaseball @Omer (beercoozie) I worked at Taco Bell in high school, and we had people asking for ketchup all the frigging time.

15 hours, 55 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@the great dick tater @Omer (beercoozie) ok, i take that back. we can't be friends anymore

15 hours, 56 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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Taco related:


any of you ever seen someone put ketchup on a taco?


I have, and it weirded me out.

15 hours, 57 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@Jacopo (How is this a bad plan!) @Tymathee buntcake-cheesecake hybrid would be hella delish

15 hours, 59 minutes ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?

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@the great dick tater @DeliMan of Baseball Related Sorrow  so, you're smoking cigarettes, doing a ton of blow, and drinking? 

1 day, 7 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero @the great dick tater  Is it irrational to hate both of the pro-sports teams in San Diego and wish the city had professional basketball and hockey teams, just so you could hate them too?

1 day, 7 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Tymathee @Omer (beercoozie)  Sorry, forgot to turn it off.


Scripts tend to get typed in all-caps for the teleprompter.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Tymathee @Omer (beercoozie)  I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.


COULD I INTEREST YOU IN A JOB IN BROADCASTING?

1 day, 11 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Tymathee @Omer (beercoozie)  IT WILL BE, BUT I'LL HAVE TO GO SEE HUMAN RESOURCES

1 day, 11 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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@Tymathee @Omer (beercoozie)  I'M USING SOMEONE AS A WEAPON TO HARM MY CO-WORKERS.


OR AS IS IT SAID ON IMGUR, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO USE A BITCH TO BEAT A BITCH.

1 day, 11 hours ago on Alex Guerrero Can Be A Free Agent If Traded, Unless He Can’t

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