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@HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex @goupille  Keri is, how do you say, a fucking moron.


I've read so many articles he's written on Grantland, and immediately thought "Do you even watch baseball? Let alone any of the teams you write about?"


I'll admit, I don't get into all the stats and charts and garphs like other people do, and I sometimes don't catch the nuances of the game, but I enjoy watching the game, and I try to have a better understanding of what is happening on the field. I just think Keri doesn't pay attention to anything that is happening on the field, unless it's in New York City.

2 days, 13 hours ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 103 – Stanton, Ramirez, Rollins, Peralta trade

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I've had coffee, but I want a nap.


Damn.

2 days, 13 hours ago on Your Obligatory Discussion of the Dodgers And Cole Hamels

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@Lobo @Dustin Nosler @capnsparrow   least I got chicken...

3 days, 7 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project

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@DBrim  Wouldn't dream of it. This place is for us to talk baseball and stupid crap, it's an escape or a way to unwind.


Thanks.

3 days, 7 hours ago on Juan Nicasio, Fascinating Relief Project

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@Batted Bob  That happened to my Gran'ma two years ago.


Someone called her, claiming to be me, and saying I was in a Mexican jail.


Nevermind  I had been at home for the past week with my newborn second daughter.

3 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers get Juan Nicasio from Rockies as potential bullpen piece

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I need a nap.


Why do I need a nap?

3 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers get Juan Nicasio from Rockies as potential bullpen piece

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@internet baseball fan potato friend  A friend of mine used to live in Venice, he liked it because it reminded him of the weird parts of San Francisco.


Now he's in Long Beach.

3 days, 13 hours ago on Dodgers get Juan Nicasio from Rockies as potential bullpen piece

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@moneynow27   Trade AGonz for Bogaerts?

3 days, 14 hours ago on A Closer Look at Joel Peralta, Reliever You Want To Have

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@Lobo  I'M POSTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ON MY FACEBOOK

3 days, 14 hours ago on A Closer Look at Joel Peralta, Reliever You Want To Have

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@nsxtasy Because we like Hanley.


This isn't like when douche-nuts opted out of his contract and THEN went to the Red Sox.

3 days, 21 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello I saw one in the Monterey Bay area, and it went out of business. It was only the second one I'd ever seen. And I was hella excite when I saw that one.


I get excited over the dumbest shit, I would probably flip out if I ever had a Steak-Umm.

3 days, 21 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@Disgruntled Goat @Omer (beercoozie) @DodgerBytes BOSTON MARKET HAS A TWITTER! WE ARE GO FOR SANDOVAL FAT JOKES!

3 days, 21 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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@DodgerBytes @Omer (beercoozie) Is Boston Market (the restaurant) still around?


I wonder if the Red Sox front office used that as a major selling point to go to Boston?


"Remember how tasty the Boston Carver was? This is where they came from! You can get one ANYTIME!"

3 days, 21 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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Sandoval's also going to Boston, right?

3 days, 21 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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crapshite.

Can't say I'm surprised though.

I'll miss you Hanley.

3 days, 22 hours ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox

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Howell, League, and Bowa are all from Sacramento.

6 days, 6 hours ago on Regarding the Dodgers interest in Miguel Montero or any other catcher

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@OSaltyOne @Omer (beercoozie)  When I moved here in 2005, I went through Needles to Bakersfield so I could avoid LA (never drove in an actual city, didn't want to have my first experience in a beat-up pick-up truck towing a U-Haul trailer).


I hated going through Bakersfield.


I somehow ended up in Wasco, tired, hungry, and sunburn on my left side, because my truck didn't have a working A/C. 

6 days, 7 hours ago on Regarding the Dodgers interest in Miguel Montero or any other catcher

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@OSaltyOne @Omer (beercoozie)  I just had to drive past Stockton and Modesto on the 5 to realize they both sucked.


But nothing sucks as hard as Bakersfield.


Except Taft.

6 days, 7 hours ago on Regarding the Dodgers interest in Miguel Montero or any other catcher

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Good evening.


Hello.


I have a job interview in Sacramento next week.

6 days, 7 hours ago on Regarding the Dodgers interest in Miguel Montero or any other catcher

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@KMT59 @Omer (beercoozie)  I'm a gentile, I just like asking if things are kosher.


One of my nieces was shocked when I said I'd never had corned beef a Matzah ball soup.


I just said I was a gentile and she looked at me funny.

1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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@KMT59  I WANT THAT IN ME!!!!!

1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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@BIah @efb  moving quick there, son.

1 week ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel

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I like Disney movies, but my kids watch them ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.


And we listen to the songs on Pandora. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.


And sometimes we watch something completely different, Justin Time. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5

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@the great dick tater  be glad you're not driving and big-ass spider crawls on your hand.

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5

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@efb  efb's gran'ma be all like "LET ME SHOW YOU HUSSIES HOW IT'S DONE!"

1 week, 1 day ago on Dodgers should protect three prospects from Rule 5

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@FigurativelyTymathee @JackedNate Who won the World Series AFTER being let go.


Hanley should be next...

1 week, 1 day ago on Did The Dodgers Make A Mistake In Non-Tendering Russell Martin in 2010?

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@Purple Drank I WONDER IF HE LIKES TWILIGHT SPARKLE?


FUCK YOU DRANK!

1 week, 1 day ago on Did The Dodgers Make A Mistake In Non-Tendering Russell Martin in 2010?

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