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@El Prez I keep my KD-caused tears in a jar.  I have carved his likeness out of an old tree that was hit by lightening.  

1 year, 2 months ago on What should the Thunder do with the 12th pick?

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 2 months ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.14.13

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I'm at the airport!!

1 year, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 6 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 6 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!!

1 year, 2 months ago on Rockets vs. Thunder: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 2 months ago on Rockets vs. Thunder: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 2 months ago on Practice Report: Serge Ibaka is moving on

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I'm at the airport!!

1 year, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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Nobody in Royce's backyard but me.  

1 year, 2 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @[censored] Just tell me what I should think, dammit!  (I love you, Royce!)

1 year, 4 months ago on Thunder vs. Mavs: Pregame Primer

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:)

1 year, 4 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.14.13

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 @Royce Young Daddy's home!  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 4 months ago on Thunder vs. Nuggets: Pregame Primer

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 @f5alcon Who, exactly, do you think you are?  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 4 months ago on What is Russell Westbrook: A cat or dog?

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 @YoniFromIsrael

 Bolts will be ready when they are ready.   I love you, Royce!

1 year, 4 months ago on Thunder suffocate the Bulls, 102-72

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Oh, look who decided to finally post something on his own blog!  As if people haven't been waiting for a new post for pretty much forever!  And you think people will forget being ignored for so long, as if we mean nothing to you! 

 

Oh, who am I kidding... I could never stay mad at you!  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 5 months ago on Durant scores 30 as the West tops the East, 143-138

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I cried myself to sleep last night., as I do every night, because of all the love in my heart.  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 5 months ago on Friday Bolts – 2.15.13

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 @Cold-Blooded It's not news until Royce says so.  I love you Royce!

1 year, 5 months ago on New stats show off Durant and Westbrook’s offensive brilliance

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 @KD's Pocket Guide To Defying Physics If Royce thinks it's important enough to post, who are we to question?  Honestly...   I love you Royce!

1 year, 5 months ago on Thursday Bolts - 2.7.13

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 @No beard no fear My heart says "no", but my head says "how can I turn off your internet?"   

 

I love you Royce!

1 year, 5 months ago on Kyrie Irving, Cavs overcome Thunder 115-110

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I miss Royce sooo much!  But, if the Thunder refuse to show up for work why should he?  I love you Royce!

1 year, 5 months ago on Kyrie Irving, Cavs overcome Thunder 115-110

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Question: How can I save the video above to VHS?  

Question:  Where exactly is Royce's house and why won't he answer the door when he knows I'm outside?

 

I love you, Royce!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder 2.0: Why is OKC better this season than last?

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I love you Royce!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer

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If we leave right now with the ball, do we win?  If so, let's do that!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer

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Why do the Clippers have to throw the ball in the basket so hard?  It hurts my feelings.

 

I love you Royce!!!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer

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I'm sitting in a bowl of popcorn wearing nothing but a DT t-shirt.  It's gametime!  I love you Royce!!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Suns: Pregame Primer

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 @blueRAP It will be ready when it is ready!!!

 

I love you Royce!

1 year, 7 months ago on Thunder vs. Hawks: Pregame Primer

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 @Royce Young  I knew the answer, Royce!!  I knew the answer!!

1 year, 7 months ago on Film Study: Backdoor Lob City

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I'm waiting to like the next thing Justin posts.  I love you Royce!

1 year, 7 months ago on Thunder vs. Nets: Pregame Primer

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I love you Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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 @HookemKD And he watches the Hallmark Movie channel.  Too good!

1 year, 8 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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 @justin_mia Thanks!

 

I miss you, Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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Where is Justin? I don't know what to think right now?  I've tried simply being unpleasant and abrasive, but I'm afraid people see through me.

 

I love you Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Warriors vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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If we lose, I'm going to need Royce to be extra cutesy with his prose, and Justin to be extra acerbic with his artificial fan posts.   I love you Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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KD and Royce are the dual suns to my Tatooine!  I love you Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on Kevin Durant: ‘My time is now’

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If KD lived in the Big Brother house I wouldn't need to pretend to be the cable repair guy to see him.    I love you Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on The officially official 'Thunderstruck' trailer

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 @KellOne If anyone deserves a giant billboard it's Royce!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder at Heat: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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If the Thunder lose, what purpose will I have for living?  Bolts, son.  Bolts.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Wednesday Bolts – 6.20.12

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Royce is to Scott Brooks as I want to be to Royce.  I love you Royce and will never stop!

2 years, 1 month ago on Notes from shootaround: Not time to ‘panic’

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 @justin_mia You're the most smartest guy I know next to Royce and I repeat everything you write as if I came up with it myself and people are impressed even if they pretend not to hear me. I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Russell Westbrook: Mindset

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I just wrote a long handwritten letter to Coach Brooks on yellow legal pad paper explaining everything I've ever learned from Justin about how to coach basketball at the highest level.  You're welcome.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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 @ILikePancakes Potty mouth!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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 @ILikePancakes The smaller the better, I always say!  Midgets love me and I love Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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I'm snorting a nose full a bath salts and heading to Miami to bite the faces off of a few locals.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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 @ElMexiThunder I love KD so much!  I would watch him eat breakfast at his kitchen table.  Maybe I have.  I love you Royce?

2 years, 1 month ago on Five leftover thoughts from Game 1

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 @Astro  Sometimes when I don't like somebody I say "Hey!  I bet you listen to Justin Bieber!"  Then they know that I'm a manly man with taste and not a Green Lantern with a flowing cape.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Five leftover thoughts from Game 1

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I'm vomiting as I type!  That's how much of love this post!  I love you Royce!  I wish you wrote for cereal boxes so I could vomit on my breakfast as I read every morning! 

2 years, 1 month ago on A moment in the making: OKC wins in six over the Spurs, 107-99

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I love how much I love that you love KD!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on The Thunder take Game 5, 108-103

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 @justin_mia I always like your replies no matter what you say!  I love you Justin!

2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder at Spurs: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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"Game 5 is absolutely critical and you don’t need me to tell you why."

 

Oh, but I do, Royce!  Oh, but I do!!  I love you Royce!!!

2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder at Spurs: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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I want to make love to KD making love to Royce!  That's Thunder basketball!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on KD takes over as OKC evens the series, 109-103

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 @Crow Only room for one Royce around here!  I love you Royce Young!

2 years, 1 month ago on Practice Report: 'Everybody just got to lose theyself in the team'

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I just need to know if I'm supposed to hate Brooks now or like him.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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I told people all day long that Brooks sucks and that I could fix all our problems and they didn't believe me but then I said that I read it on the internet and I could tell they were impressed.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Notes from shootaround: KD's really ready to go

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Barry Tramel probably doesn't even own an ironic tshirt.   I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Thursday Bolts - 5.31.12

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I know I'm smarter than Coach Brooks because I repeat everything Justin says.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Practice Report: One at a time

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I went out to the airport, but I think it was the wrong airport because no one else was there.  I got stuck trying to go under a fence and was afraid one of the cows was going to wake up and come stand on my face.  No airplanes landed, so they team must have parachuted in, which would have been awesome to see, but I was stuck under the fence until I was willing to rip my best Harden beard.  I love you Royce.

2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder battle back but drop Game 2 to go down 0-2, 120-111

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Hey guys!  Hey guys!  We can win this thing!  All you have to do is BELIEVE!  It's like Royce always says, "Hey, get out of my house!"  And I do!  Because of the restraining order!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Durant and Westbrook named to All-NBA teams

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 @justin_mia

 I almost liked you first Justin!

2 years, 1 month ago on Thursday Bolts – 5.24.12

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 @ThunderTheFUp

 He's a big ol dummy!  Westbrook is better than any pointguard to ever play the game!  Parker has never seen a player with Westbrook level of awesomeness and basketball awesomeness!  I have two posters of Westbrook!

 

I love you Royce!

2 years, 1 month ago on Thursday Bolts – 5.24.12

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Well said, sirs!  Especially Royce!

2 years, 2 months ago on 3-on-3: Separation anxiety

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 @tydude  @FletchMFletcher They both have a lifetime contract with my heart!

2 years, 2 months ago on Monday Bolts - 5.21.12

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 @diddoff But, I already got a Tibor tattoo! Royce is the best!!

2 years, 2 months ago on Monday Bolts - 5.21.12

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 @Legendary_dork Thanks!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @OBoymuzik I wish!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @DavyTheWise Tight is right, I always say!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @ElMexiThunder  @Lost Ones And why shouldn't you be?!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @Lost Ones And why should you be?!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @ElMexiThunder Nothing about you is pathetic!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @Arent That is completely normal!  But, you're far from average!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @Lost Ones This is an excellent contribution!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @EatSleepThunder I don't know math!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @EatSleepThunder I don't know what you're talking about.  But, you're awesome!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @anonymous12345 I couldn't help myself.  You're so likeable!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @Old Man Game Spurs suck because they're good!  OOH!  I hate them with all my love!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @EatSleepThunder Yes we are!  And why not!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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I was in a dark dark place.  I couldn't see anything.  I could hardly breathe.  And there was no access to Daily Thunder.  Then I saw a light shining and voice like that of Royce saying come forward a be part of my blog.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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 @Lost Ones  @ILikePancakes

 Hmm. I like it!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @todayisbananas

 I share the emotion!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @GAP

 Bench is important!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @Lost OnesI believe so!

 

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @RoscoPColtrane  @f5alconOkay then!

 

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 No sir!  None!

 

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @MaleficWarbear  Nice response!  I believe we all contribute to the DT family!

 

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @FREE_COLE  

 This is an excellent point. (As usual, sir!)

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @ILikePancakes

 Thanks Pancakes!  You know what they say? Everybody loves pancakes!  Yummy with syrup!  Hooray!

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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Great write up Royce!  As always, I must say! 

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @justin_mia

 First!  I love u.

2 years, 2 months ago on Thunder at Lakers: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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