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@El Prez I keep my KD-caused tears in a jar.  I have carved his likeness out of an old tree that was hit by lightening.  

1 year, 5 months ago on What should the Thunder do with the 12th pick?

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 5 months ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.14.13

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I'm at the airport!!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 6 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 6 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!!

1 year, 6 months ago on Rockets vs. Thunder: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 6 months ago on Rockets vs. Thunder: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 6 months ago on Practice Report: Serge Ibaka is moving on

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I'm at the airport!!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 4 Pregame Primer

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I'm at the airport!

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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Nobody in Royce's backyard but me.  

1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer

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 @[censored] Just tell me what I should think, dammit!  (I love you, Royce!)

1 year, 7 months ago on Thunder vs. Mavs: Pregame Primer

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:)

1 year, 7 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.14.13

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 @Royce Young Daddy's home!  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Thunder vs. Nuggets: Pregame Primer

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 @f5alcon Who, exactly, do you think you are?  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on What is Russell Westbrook: A cat or dog?

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 @YoniFromIsrael

 Bolts will be ready when they are ready.   I love you, Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Thunder suffocate the Bulls, 102-72

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Oh, look who decided to finally post something on his own blog!  As if people haven't been waiting for a new post for pretty much forever!  And you think people will forget being ignored for so long, as if we mean nothing to you! 

 

Oh, who am I kidding... I could never stay mad at you!  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Durant scores 30 as the West tops the East, 143-138

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I cried myself to sleep last night., as I do every night, because of all the love in my heart.  I love you, Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Friday Bolts – 2.15.13

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 @Cold-Blooded It's not news until Royce says so.  I love you Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on New stats show off Durant and Westbrook’s offensive brilliance

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 @KD's Pocket Guide To Defying Physics If Royce thinks it's important enough to post, who are we to question?  Honestly...   I love you Royce!

1 year, 8 months ago on Thursday Bolts - 2.7.13

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 @No beard no fear My heart says "no", but my head says "how can I turn off your internet?"   

 

I love you Royce!

1 year, 9 months ago on Kyrie Irving, Cavs overcome Thunder 115-110

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I miss Royce sooo much!  But, if the Thunder refuse to show up for work why should he?  I love you Royce!

1 year, 9 months ago on Kyrie Irving, Cavs overcome Thunder 115-110

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Question: How can I save the video above to VHS?  

Question:  Where exactly is Royce's house and why won't he answer the door when he knows I'm outside?

 

I love you, Royce!

1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder 2.0: Why is OKC better this season than last?

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I love you Royce!

1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer

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If we leave right now with the ball, do we win?  If so, let's do that!

1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer

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Why do the Clippers have to throw the ball in the basket so hard?  It hurts my feelings.

 

I love you Royce!!!

1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer

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I'm sitting in a bowl of popcorn wearing nothing but a DT t-shirt.  It's gametime!  I love you Royce!!

1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Suns: Pregame Primer

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 @blueRAP It will be ready when it is ready!!!

 

I love you Royce!

1 year, 10 months ago on Thunder vs. Hawks: Pregame Primer

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 @Royce Young  I knew the answer, Royce!!  I knew the answer!!

1 year, 10 months ago on Film Study: Backdoor Lob City

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I'm waiting to like the next thing Justin posts.  I love you Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on Thunder vs. Nets: Pregame Primer

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I love you Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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 @HookemKD And he watches the Hallmark Movie channel.  Too good!

1 year, 11 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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 @justin_mia Thanks!

 

I miss you, Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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Where is Justin? I don't know what to think right now?  I've tried simply being unpleasant and abrasive, but I'm afraid people see through me.

 

I love you Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on Warriors vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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If we lose, I'm going to need Royce to be extra cutesy with his prose, and Justin to be extra acerbic with his artificial fan posts.   I love you Royce!

1 year, 11 months ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer

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KD and Royce are the dual suns to my Tatooine!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 2 months ago on Kevin Durant: ‘My time is now’

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If KD lived in the Big Brother house I wouldn't need to pretend to be the cable repair guy to see him.    I love you Royce!

2 years, 2 months ago on The officially official 'Thunderstruck' trailer

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 @KellOne If anyone deserves a giant billboard it's Royce!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Thunder at Heat: Game 5 Pregame Primer

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If the Thunder lose, what purpose will I have for living?  Bolts, son.  Bolts.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Wednesday Bolts – 6.20.12

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Royce is to Scott Brooks as I want to be to Royce.  I love you Royce and will never stop!

2 years, 4 months ago on Notes from shootaround: Not time to ‘panic’

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 @justin_mia You're the most smartest guy I know next to Royce and I repeat everything you write as if I came up with it myself and people are impressed even if they pretend not to hear me. I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Russell Westbrook: Mindset

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I just wrote a long handwritten letter to Coach Brooks on yellow legal pad paper explaining everything I've ever learned from Justin about how to coach basketball at the highest level.  You're welcome.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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 @ILikePancakes Potty mouth!  I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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 @ILikePancakes The smaller the better, I always say!  Midgets love me and I love Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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I'm snorting a nose full a bath salts and heading to Miami to bite the faces off of a few locals.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96

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 @ElMexiThunder I love KD so much!  I would watch him eat breakfast at his kitchen table.  Maybe I have.  I love you Royce?

2 years, 4 months ago on Five leftover thoughts from Game 1

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 @Astro  Sometimes when I don't like somebody I say "Hey!  I bet you listen to Justin Bieber!"  Then they know that I'm a manly man with taste and not a Green Lantern with a flowing cape.  I love you Royce!

2 years, 4 months ago on Five leftover thoughts from Game 1

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I'm vomiting as I type!  That's how much of love this post!  I love you Royce!  I wish you wrote for cereal boxes so I could vomit on my breakfast as I read every morning! 

2 years, 4 months ago on A moment in the making: OKC wins in six over the Spurs, 107-99

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