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@El Prez I keep my KD-caused tears in a jar. I have carved his likeness out of an old tree that was hit by lightening.
1 year, 4 months ago on What should the Thunder do with the 12th pick?
I'm at the airport!
1 year, 4 months ago on Tuesday Bolts – 5.14.13
I'm at the airport!!
1 year, 4 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 6 Pregame Primer
1 year, 4 months ago on Rockets vs. Thunder: Game 5 Pregame Primer
1 year, 4 months ago on Practice Report: Serge Ibaka is moving on
1 year, 4 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 4 Pregame Primer
1 year, 4 months ago on Westbrook-less Thunder playoff run off to heart-stopping, fitting start
@Barry Amenema I do.
1 year, 4 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer
Nobody in Royce's backyard but me.
@[censored] Just tell me what I should think, dammit! (I love you, Royce!)
1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Mavs: Pregame Primer
1 year, 6 months ago on Thursday Bolts – 3.14.13
@Royce Young Daddy's home! I love you, Royce!
1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder vs. Nuggets: Pregame Primer
@f5alcon Who, exactly, do you think you are? I love you, Royce!
1 year, 6 months ago on What is Russell Westbrook: A cat or dog?
Bolts will be ready when they are ready. I love you, Royce!
1 year, 6 months ago on Thunder suffocate the Bulls, 102-72
Oh, look who decided to finally post something on his own blog! As if people haven't been waiting for a new post for pretty much forever! And you think people will forget being ignored for so long, as if we mean nothing to you!
Oh, who am I kidding... I could never stay mad at you! I love you, Royce!
1 year, 7 months ago on Durant scores 30 as the West tops the East, 143-138
I cried myself to sleep last night., as I do every night, because of all the love in my heart. I love you, Royce!
1 year, 7 months ago on Friday Bolts – 2.15.13
@Cold-Blooded It's not news until Royce says so. I love you Royce!
1 year, 7 months ago on New stats show off Durant and Westbrook’s offensive brilliance
@KD's Pocket Guide To Defying Physics If Royce thinks it's important enough to post, who are we to question? Honestly... I love you Royce!
1 year, 7 months ago on Thursday Bolts - 2.7.13
@No beard no fear My heart says "no", but my head says "how can I turn off your internet?"
I love you Royce!
1 year, 7 months ago on Kyrie Irving, Cavs overcome Thunder 115-110
I miss Royce sooo much! But, if the Thunder refuse to show up for work why should he? I love you Royce!
Question: How can I save the video above to VHS?
Question: Where exactly is Royce's house and why won't he answer the door when he knows I'm outside?
I love you, Royce!
1 year, 8 months ago on Thunder 2.0: Why is OKC better this season than last?
1 year, 8 months ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Pregame Primer
If we leave right now with the ball, do we win? If so, let's do that!
Why do the Clippers have to throw the ball in the basket so hard? It hurts my feelings.
I love you Royce!!!
I'm sitting in a bowl of popcorn wearing nothing but a DT t-shirt. It's gametime! I love you Royce!!
1 year, 8 months ago on Thunder vs. Suns: Pregame Primer
@blueRAP It will be ready when it is ready!!!
1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Hawks: Pregame Primer
@Royce Young I knew the answer, Royce!! I knew the answer!!
1 year, 9 months ago on Film Study: Backdoor Lob City
I'm waiting to like the next thing Justin posts. I love you Royce!
1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Nets: Pregame Primer
1 year, 10 months ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@HookemKD And he watches the Hallmark Movie channel. Too good!
I miss you, Royce!
Where is Justin? I don't know what to think right now? I've tried simply being unpleasant and abrasive, but I'm afraid people see through me.
1 year, 10 months ago on Warriors vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
If we lose, I'm going to need Royce to be extra cutesy with his prose, and Justin to be extra acerbic with his artificial fan posts. I love you Royce!
1 year, 10 months ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
KD and Royce are the dual suns to my Tatooine! I love you Royce!
2 years ago on Kevin Durant: ‘My time is now’
If KD lived in the Big Brother house I wouldn't need to pretend to be the cable repair guy to see him. I love you Royce!
2 years, 1 month ago on The officially official 'Thunderstruck' trailer
@KellOne If anyone deserves a giant billboard it's Royce! I love you Royce!
2 years, 3 months ago on Thunder at Heat: Game 5 Pregame Primer
If the Thunder lose, what purpose will I have for living? Bolts, son. Bolts. I love you Royce!
2 years, 3 months ago on Wednesday Bolts – 6.20.12
Royce is to Scott Brooks as I want to be to Royce. I love you Royce and will never stop!
2 years, 3 months ago on Notes from shootaround: Not time to ‘panic’
@justin_mia You're the most smartest guy I know next to Royce and I repeat everything you write as if I came up with it myself and people are impressed even if they pretend not to hear me. I love you Royce!
2 years, 3 months ago on Russell Westbrook: Mindset
I just wrote a long handwritten letter to Coach Brooks on yellow legal pad paper explaining everything I've ever learned from Justin about how to coach basketball at the highest level. You're welcome. I love you Royce!
2 years, 3 months ago on Horrific start costs the Thunder Game 2, 100-96
@ILikePancakes Potty mouth! I love you Royce!
@ILikePancakes The smaller the better, I always say! Midgets love me and I love Royce!
I'm snorting a nose full a bath salts and heading to Miami to bite the faces off of a few locals. I love you Royce!
@ElMexiThunder I love KD so much! I would watch him eat breakfast at his kitchen table. Maybe I have. I love you Royce?
2 years, 3 months ago on Five leftover thoughts from Game 1
@Astro Sometimes when I don't like somebody I say "Hey! I bet you listen to Justin Bieber!" Then they know that I'm a manly man with taste and not a Green Lantern with a flowing cape. I love you Royce!
I'm vomiting as I type! That's how much of love this post! I love you Royce! I wish you wrote for cereal boxes so I could vomit on my breakfast as I read every morning!
2 years, 3 months ago on A moment in the making: OKC wins in six over the Spurs, 107-99