I am a guy!
@Bigjoe91 You should try the others. They're good too.
3 months, 1 week ago on Merry Gear Solid: A D-Ported Christmas Special
@Bigjoe91 He wrote it in only one draft too! He can't take all the credit, I wrote one line. Glad you enjoyed it. You should totally play the game. Lemme know what you think. Are you a Metal Gear fan?
*looking forward to forthcoming video of Charlie's Angels* I wouldn't even be mad if your video was the full length of the game.
4 months, 1 week ago on Charlie’s Angels
I am glad this interview exists.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Wordy Fun with Jim Crawford, creator of Frog Fractions
I want to spend my money unwisely after reading this article.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Sam and Max Hit the Road
@ChrisSwartz You mean the bleeps and bloops? O.O I think I slightly agree....but not much, heh. It was much louder than the NES that's for sure...or maybe I just had the volume up way too loud. A knack eh? Well thanks. Do ya have any videos in mind?
4 months, 4 weeks ago on D-Ported Castlevania for MS-DOS
@ericmhunter Thanks man! The same company actually ported some other Ultra/Konami games to DOS, and from what I understand they were far worse than this one.
5 months ago on D-Ported Castlevania for MS-DOS
@ChrisSwartz WE LOVE YOU!
5 months, 1 week ago on Retro Power: Issue 1
@Bigjoe91 Thanks Mr. Kitty Joe/man.
5 months, 1 week ago on 109 – Nester: President of the Terrestrial Federation
So the power on your Game Boy isn't wacky? I have to stick out my tongue and stand on one leg so it will stay powered on and not reset randomly. I had a funky accessory that fit overtop and magnified the screen as well as backlit it. I don't know the name of it, but if you come across it, it could prove quite useful for Mae, or yourself. Great work Mr. and Ms. Swartz.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Retro on the Go!
@the_valerie Have I told you I like this avatar, Valerie? @Bigjoe91
6 months, 1 week ago on Retro Power Project Announcement
@ericmhunter Thanks for watching, Hunter!
7 months ago on D-Ported Gauntlet
I think I love you.
7 months ago on Fisher-Price: Perfect Fit
Dear God do NOT call that number
7 months, 1 week ago on 100 – Nintendo Legend Pro Tips
"I even see that you need to build additional pylons." YOU SCREEN LOOKED IN STARCRAFT!?!?!? YOU MONSTER!
7 months, 2 weeks ago on I am a Screen-Looker…
You guys are my heroes, you know that?
8 months, 1 week ago on 97 – Rated N for Nobody
MORE VIDEOS PLEASE!
8 months, 1 week ago on GMZ #18 – YOLO, and (Not Really) Live from SGC
BECAUSE it was the first game I saved up for (and pre-ordered) by myself, and probably the first one I can remember being engulfed in the world of the game. It remains my favorite Zelda and probably favorite title period to this day.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on 1MoreCastle Giveaway – X-COM: Apocalypse
@OcarinaOfTom SOOOOOOORY TOM
^ (controls I mean)
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Land of the Monkey King
They must have fixed it by the 3rd one because the 3rd one is decent, or maybe I was too traumatized by the crappy Japanese famicom port...
Zelda Majora's Mask
This is the first time I ever wanted to visit the home improvement store after reading about Tetris....
8 months, 2 weeks ago on The Tetris Book of Design
campaigning for you RIGHT now
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Game Overkill – The Update
@NintendoLegend @OcarinaOfTom @the_valerie Here to second the Thousand Year Door, it's got everything the 1st game has polished to near perfection. I'd LOVE to hear your thoughts of it Tom :) N64 Connoisseur April Fools perhaps?
8 months, 3 weeks ago on N64 Review #13 – Paper Mario
No Earthworm Jim Nabors? :)
8 months, 3 weeks ago on GMZ #17 – Earthworm Jims, Pop-Punk, Genocide, and Tony! Toni! Tonay?
I found this game at a thrift store years ago without a price tag and the clerk told me "ehhh it'll be $7". Pretty sure he just pulled that price out of his butt.
8 months, 4 weeks ago on Drakkhen
Holy Crap! The manual even has a "making of" page.
8 months, 4 weeks ago on Donkey Kong Country
You are correct Tom the story in fact is in the manual. It reads like a short story, complete with dialogue from the otherwise silent DK. I'll gladly show it to ya next time I see you :)
Excellent! Now I know what this game is. I remember seeing it advertised in NP forever ago, but never bothered to play it.
8 months, 4 weeks ago on N64 Review #10 – Mace: The Dark Age
@Bigjoe91 Thanks Kitty! Looking forward to your column.
8 months, 4 weeks ago on D-Ported Super Donkey Kong 2
@the_valerie SOMEONE UNDERSTAND ME/MY QUESTIONS!
9 months ago on 94 – Cinderella Saves The Universe
@TempleofRetro Thanks so much for watching!
9 months ago on D-Ported Super Donkey Kong 2
I LOVE the platform for real life, oh my goodness. Also I'm glad I was a part of such a monumental episode, even if it was the butt of many a insult ;)
Is this the NTSC version perchance? Just curious. Great job man, never thought I'd want to play a Flintstones game but, a Batman-Flintstones game, HECK YEAH!
9 months, 1 week ago on The Flintstones
9 months, 2 weeks ago on 92 – Thou Shalt Not Night Trap
@jasonlamb Hey girl I like your pixels.
Tom you really reeled me in with your review...I uh...oh carp I can't think of another fish pun. Throw me a line here, would ya?
9 months, 2 weeks ago on N64 Review #12 – Bass Hunter 64
You know it really shouldn't surprise me that THIS title was chosen....Valerie and I were trying to remember where/when that whole thing started...Andrew had the best one IMO...maybe it was Bailey...maybe it was me...anyways it was the double Batman. "OUR PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!"
9 months, 3 weeks ago on 91 – My Parents Are Dead!
Gotta say, I like your writing style Bailey.
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Ninja Gaiden II Eagles
Bailey, you were singing my song when you talked about SMB2. It's probably one of my biggest pet peeves when someone uses that "factoid", EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. Thanks for bringing that game for that reason. *brofist*
9 months, 3 weeks ago on 86 – Scrooge McSkynet
@Aggro Sky Bailey and I are the tallest of the bunch :)
Thanks for reading Zack!
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Tales From Indy Pop Con
Hey guys, I can confirm the SNES version of "Sim Ant" does not utilize the mouse. PC wins!
Also if you want a fresh mobile game try "Card Dungeon" (http://card-dungeon.com/) both @the_valerie and I have played it, I can't speak for her but I thought it was rather fun. I talked with the developers and it is NOT a pay to win game, it's a rather fun rogue like game with cards. Check it out @erichunter :)
9 months, 3 weeks ago on 88 – Bruce Willis is never soft
Guys, I re-listened to this and would just like to clarify something about my "fact checking". I know trivial stuff, like that KOTOR was developed by Bioware. I'm not a stenographer, I don't remember everything that was said during a live recording.....just sayin'
I WAS THERE THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!
9 months, 3 weeks ago on 90 – Live from Indy PopCon
@TempleofRetro Thanks man, I like deep it's what I do...or try to.
@the_valerie Thanks Mel...err Valerie ;)
@16bitcatholic Thanks Dustin, sorry I'm just now getting back with you....
9 months, 3 weeks ago on D-Ported Tetris
I managed to listen to this one after Pop Con, I think it was more hilarious because I know you guys in person now.
9 months, 4 weeks ago on 89 – Apple Bandai Pippin Returns
good job! Glad I got my copy of Turtles in Time forever ago for like $7 :)
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Shoddiness of Mediocrity
@Bigjoe91 right? I didn't even think of that...it's all a part of "the look"
1 year ago on D-Ported Tetris