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Hey Cale, next time you want to use your platform to take a swipe at a public figure, just be honest about it. Don't try to dress it up with this patent defense stuff. It gets in the way of your ridiculous, unprofessional venom spitting.
1 day, 7 hours ago on Even rich, obnoxious comedians can’t afford to fight patent trolls
@ThomasGardinier There's a difference between not fracking and not dumping fracking waste into the ocean.
1 week, 1 day ago on Fracking Waste is Being Dumped Into the Ocean Off California's Coast
And I just ate the last of my white cheddar popcorn. Fuck. How will I be able to watch this unfold otherwise?
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Revealed: Gawker’s sworn affidavits explaining why its greedy interns didn’t deserve to be paid
@dstalkI didn't say it was. The people that do that shit hurt their draft stock just the same.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Grotesque NFL reaction to an openly gay player proves why Congress must pass non-discrimination law
@littlemac "SEC Defensive Player of the Year" does not translate into "borderline". It doesn't mean he will take the NFL by storm, but he definitely was not a mediocre player in college.
His draft stock will fall not because he's gay, but because he's created a media circus and NFL GM's and head coaches despise players that present a distraction in the locker room.
This makes a lot of sense politically. Individual states are starting to decriminalize it but there's large amounts of people that still think any drug is the tool of the devil and making a unilateral move on decriminalization will put Obama square in the crosshairs of these people. It's better to let their elected officials in Congress take the heat for any attempts to decriminalize nationally. That way his administration can just shrug and say it wasn't them, it was Congress.
1 month ago on Obama responds to DEA criticism by pretending he has no power to curtail the drug war
In the race for ad impressions there's no time for fact finding. Gotta make those duckets.
2 months ago on Facebook isn’t dead and buried to teens, but dodgy journalism lives on
@PaddyMcGrath I had the same thought. I quickly went to the comments hoping someone else caught it too.
3 months, 1 week ago on Rallying’s Roots, Muddy Roots
@pyalot glad you could work the word "sheeple" into a sentence. Do you feel better now?
4 months, 1 week ago on It’s time for Silicon Valley to ask: Is it worth it?
@MichaelMartinez I typed up a big diatribe but then I realized you have no content to your post so I wonder if this is just you trolling. I'm going to wait and see.
There are three things that are guaranteed to make money regardless of the economic situation: Communication, food and getting laid. They are basic human needs and there's always a market for them.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on The lay of the land: How sex apps tread the fine line between fratty and classy
Seems like the header image is broken. Specifically http://www.speedhunters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/SH_9FF_GTCS_new-25-1200x800.jpg is not loading for me.
5 months, 2 weeks ago on 9ff GT9 ClubSport: The Brain Melter
The 2010 one is clearly the best. If you could just go ahead and do all the coding, I'll cover the launch party and the twitter account.
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Client requests through the years
@NancyLHVenture Right, but a subscription service selling shaving razors directly to men is doing just fine. Why would this be different?
7 months, 1 week ago on One way to get attention for your startup: Talk straight about vaginas
@sca721 Holy shit man, not everything is a conspiracy. It's probably the first stock image of something religious he found.
7 months, 3 weeks ago on Yup, sexually-repressive nations watch a lot of porn too
@BrooklynBrett Right, except I never said "maybe we need more government". There is a middle ground between "work harder" conservatism and "we need more social programs" liberalism. Maybe we could start by scaling back the gigantic scope of the security state that has built up over the past decade and put some of that cash towards education?
8 months ago on Silicon Valley’s ugly rich-poor gap: What’s the tech world gonna do about it?
@Todd Dunning Ah yes, the traditional "If only they worked harder" conservative. You understand that when you start out disadvantaged you can't just magically make that go away through hard work? When you come from a poor background you don't have the same networking opportunities, the same access to technology, the same access to education? There are outliers that everyone likes to point to as success stories, but they're usually one in a million, or at least one in tens of thousands. You can keep ignoring the growing income gap all you want. Once the poor feel they have nothing left to lose, they'll have no problem shooting you in your face and taking your stuff regardless of how hard you worked for it. You can yell about "trustafarian occupy potheads" all you want, whatever that means, while an angry mob kills you.
You stay classy, Paul Carr.
9 months ago on CEO Supper Club: “If Travis stops acting like a prick, I’ll stop calling him a prick”
@carljones tech startup news is srs bsns
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Manual Retweeting, misguided thumbkissing, and other social media sins