I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!!
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@Omer from all over the planet even....
Mike: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses, yearning to breath free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest tost to me,I lift my lamp beside the golden door.
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5 months, 1 week ago on Carlos Marmol is a Dodger, and I Don’t Hate This
@VinScullyisthegreatest @I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!! yeah, you have a point, I guess I'll just never get over the Santana trade....but even then Blake got all the credit for plugging the giant gaping hole that is 3rd base for this team adequately enough....and there's always the beard....never mind my above comments....I love Ned when it comes to trades.....
@EephusBlue @I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!! @VinScullyisthegreatest @moneynow27 ok, point taken....
@EephusBlue @VinScullyisthegreatest @moneynow27 @I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!! now it just seems like you guys are defending Colletti here....#confused
@EephusBlue @I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!! I keep forgetting that was Ned and NOT Paul Depot
This is the first time Ned hasn't totally fucked the future to take a flier on someone, I concur it's not the worst thing ever....maybe, just maybe the reclamation department can fix this tool and he might help....or maybe just maybe in 2020 we get some ROI from the confusing pick slot money....either way a hearty "Good Job Ned"?! from this formerly terrified Doyer fanatic.....
@Capnsparrow @I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!! Then i don't have an explanation for the shitty bullpen performance
6 months ago on Braves 8, Dodgers 1: Bad Team is Bad
@theotherplaza @I'm PUIG!!! PUIG BALLING!!! venting
Looking at the record with 100 to go, I figure these boys would have to win between 65-70 of the last 100 games to make a run at the division. Barring major upgrades in the production of the 5-8 hole in the lineup, that's just nor going to happen. We're at the point where injuries and inconsistent bullpen useage* and performance** have all but destroyed the championship dreams that danced through my pre-WBC head. I'd be more frustrated with Donnie Buntball if all the players he was supposed to have were under-performing, but I cant be mad at him that a minor league lineup can't compete with Major League Division Leading pitching.
truly, my beef point is with Ned, not just for the assembly of such a poorly performing team, but just horrid Roster Managemet in general. Maybe he's not being informed correctly by his training staff. Maybe Donnie and Ned aren't on the same page. Maybe he's just the biggest Troll in History planted by the Emporer of SF who forsaw the sale/giant payroll/high expectations,
It's not mathematically too late for them to turn it around, and believe me nobody's Dodger Blue Boner would stand more erectly than mine should they figure it out, but the pessimist/realist in me just can't see it happening.
Hopefully Guggenheimershteinbacherschwartzenville Group will make a top down change and future rosters will perform better
*Donnie's fault for leaving Paco out there for 40 pitches, continuing to rely on an obviously less than average Belisario, agreeing the brandon league should be anything other than flown directly into the sun
**nobody talks about the impact it can have but losing Ken Powell as bullpen coach probably has more to do with it than we'd like to admit. kinda like a special teams coordinator in oblong-pigskin-toss, when the good ones move to a new team, said team seems to figure it out. the same goes for bullpen coaches. I don't claim to have any inside info/stats to back up this claim. but it could be part of the overall explanation for this team being 7.5 back 62 games in
@systemguy85 I want them to go for the brothers Seager, probably take a mint to pry Kyle out of SEA tho..... I just kinda like the idea of it....of course there's the possibility that they could be the brothers Upton and one would just flat suck....but if the tradeout for #dingers might be worth it....
6 months ago on Vin Scully Makes Yasiel Puig Even More Fun
I think what I love the most about it is that he almost catches HanRam.....that, and Clayton's dumbfounded disbelief....I don't think I'll ever get tired of the sound of 40000 didgers fans collectively shitting their pants with excitement..... chills up the spine every time
6 months ago on Who Is Responsible For the Never-Ending String of Dodger Injuries?
Wonder if McFuck hadn't have brought in Mr Snakeskin Cowboy Boots but let DePosition stay in place if we would have had any more or less success.... Too bad Heinein's Zeb + Deedy Carter cant come pick me up in "Gay Deciever" and travel to the alternate universe where that's the reality.....ho hum
So really, as one might have known had they been paying attention over the last decade, Ned Colletti Sucks.....I'm calling the T-Shirt printing buddy I have now.....
My pops bought me Kershaw Tickets as an early Father's day present!!! Sad that I cant' think of them as Dodgers tickets, just Kershaw. But now that all the puiging is coming we might actually make a lineup with the 1-2 Lefty Righty punch that we thought we were getting with KemVp/A-Gon that we used to actually have with Manny/Kemp/Dre before Dre became just horrid....of course in a perfect world his puigness could DH but then if there was no P in the lineup we couldn't have the #buntfest..... SVS, we hardly knew ye....
6 months, 1 week ago on Merry Puigmas
well, i gotta get ready to go to work...thank GOd for 80' hdtv's and a mostly Dodgers loving Ontario crowd....
6 months, 1 week ago on How Many Dodgers Are Headed to Colorado?
i can go off topic too....lulz
but he's only hitting .244 vs lefties this season....so he's human....FUDGE I was under the impression he was a GOD.
last ten games....yeah, I'll take some of that please....