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Fuckin truck drivers really do think they regulate the highways...the asswipes "move merica"

3 weeks ago on Trucker Pulls Over Cop For Speeding

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@HummusMagnate yeah... I'm only joking...

1 year, 9 months ago on Looks like the Election is Over With This Huge Endorsement

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@Pauly Wallnuts its the onion...are you actually stupid enough to think that anything they write is real?

1 year, 9 months ago on Looks like the Election is Over With This Huge Endorsement

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This is what happens when you get the sand washed out of the crack of your ass with a garden hose...he obviously hates water...be careful though, I don't know how well those stents will hold up while flailing that samurai sword around fezzie.

1 year, 9 months ago on He Hates These Bottles!!

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Wait until you see what her brothers do in the remake of deliverance.. your panties too...theys clothes ain't they!

1 year, 9 months ago on Finally! Chinese Bluegrass!!

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Is pic #2 of a Mr BumBum?

1 year, 9 months ago on Who Should Be Miss BumBum Brazil!?

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He may be weird but at least his music isn't from a can or auto tuned...

1 year, 9 months ago on Good News Prince is Even Wackier

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@yotaruvegeta meatgazer

1 year, 9 months ago on Good News Prince is Even Wackier

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2-2....scrumptious little titties, now those are snacks that last a lifetime!

1 year, 10 months ago on 3:00 Snack: Tie One On (NSFW)

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The first snack where I've voted for the dog of the bunch...2-2

1 year, 10 months ago on 3:00 Snack She’s No Dog (NSFW)

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@Mountain229 I've had 7, great dogs!

1 year, 10 months ago on 3:00 Snack She’s No Dog (NSFW)

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What meat gazer decided we have a need to see these faggy pics?

1 year, 10 months ago on What Was Happening on Staten Island in the 80′s!?

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Bet fezzie still calls him Kato...

1 year, 10 months ago on Bruce Lee, Remixed

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@Glennfah good choice...I feel the same way ;-)

1 year, 11 months ago on 3:00 Snack: Long Locks of Love (NSFW)

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I have a "Season of Destiny...Tacoma Super Sonics" T-shirt from when they were remodeling the King dome and had to move to Tacoma for a year. 94 I think.

1 year, 11 months ago on Baseball's Perfect Baby

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@Pool Keepers Son Ah...I gotcha now. I was a bit confused lol. Didn't even look at his shirts.

1 year, 11 months ago on Baseball's Perfect Baby

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2-2, simple little piece of trash....yummy.

1 year, 11 months ago on 3:00 Snack Cute Little Bunnies

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@Pool Keepers Son Sonics?

1 year, 11 months ago on Baseball's Perfect Baby

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Butt, I never needed poppers..

1 year, 11 months ago on Jerry Sandusky Writing Second Book in Prison, Still Untitled. Best Title Wins.

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She said it was predestined...just fulfilling Gods plan for her, tomorrow she's a guest on Ron & Fez to fulfill fezzy's destiny...pucker up big girl.

1 year, 11 months ago on She-Hulk Stripped of Olympic Gold

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And all the 13 yr old boys are in a quandary...there's no nekid tits to vote on....

1 year, 11 months ago on 3:00 Snack Oh, Canada (NSFW)

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HOLY SHIT! YOU EVER SEE A HIP COME APART LIKE THAT?

1 year, 11 months ago on Ninety Year Old Goes for Record in Pole Vault

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Already know who is winning...1-4...you predictable douches...why even vote lol.

1 year, 11 months ago on 3:00 Snack Finally, Brazil (NSFW)

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The bitch recording was looking for an issue to begin with...why else would she just be casually recording a shopping spree? Maybe baby momma was a little too white!?

1 year, 11 months ago on Neglectful New Jersey Mother

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Listening to Dr Steve this past weekend I learned that Blowhard has been digging through his own shit for two weeks in search of his right front tooth (it's a cap)... how can anyone take what this idiot says seriously?

1 year, 11 months ago on 3:00 Snack Czech Please (NSFW)

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Theme time radio hour beats 4 hrs of "cookie.. Cookie...cookie...cookie"

1 year, 11 months ago on Win A Big Prize

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Everyone must get stoned...when you're queer.

1 year, 11 months ago on Win A Big Prize

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Don't put your parents on a futon

1 year, 11 months ago on Win A Big Prize

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Can I get blue balls if my honey ain't tapped?

1 year, 12 months ago on Weird Books….For Kids

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Daddy, why does my other daddy's breath smell like bleach?

1 year, 12 months ago on Weird Books….For Kids

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Faggots are more than just cigarettes.

1 year, 12 months ago on Weird Books….For Kids

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Uhm....what is that looking out of 3-1's panties? I see 2 eyes & arms along with nose n mouth....kinda creepy...

2 years ago on 3:00 Snack More Than a Handful

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Let's ask the blowhard!

2 years ago on Chipper Jones Delivered Worst Pre-Game Speech of All Time

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Damn I'm depressed!

2 years ago on Special K for Depression

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I haven't gotten anything yet and still on the ice cream sandwich. How do I get the jelly bean?

2 years ago on Verizon Galaxy Nexus May Have A New OTA Headed Its Way

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On the 4th I was saying "its hotter than a firecracker on the 4th of July" everyone is still laughing at that one tss tss

2 years ago on It's Hot Everywhere

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"Oh evil spirits of the deaf dumb and the blind.....*thump*.....COME OUT! Yeahya....say BABY....

2 years ago on Woman Arrested in Bible Thumping of Baptist Pastor

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You see...the slave owners used to breed them with extra high and wide hips for birthing purposes so they could pass the big bucks as...oh never mind!

2 years ago on Bunt Becomes Inside-The-Park Home Run

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We will we will rock you..lmao!

2 years ago on San Diego’s 4th Of July Celebration: 15 Seconds Of Fun

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Uhm....why do the pics keep changing their order?

2 years ago on 3:00 Snack: Girls on Poles

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@harlequincy n do some crunch's on that gut while she's up there...

2 years ago on 3:00 Snack: Girls on Poles

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The first time I refuse to vote...pigs the lot of them! Its sacrilegious to ride the pole fully clothed....wanna be ho's all of them!

2 years ago on 3:00 Snack: Girls on Poles

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Oh.......the..........humanity!!!!

2 years ago on Megan Rapinoe Comes Out

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I read somewhere that they were actually on a pilgrimage to find cheap garbage to fill their Walmart stores with....

2 years ago on Two Plane Hijackers Beaten To Death By Passengers in China

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And the 2 Norwegian dudes promptly gave the now rescued lamb a good fuckin...there is always an ulterior motive...right...right?

2 years ago on Paying it Forward

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Its just the tip of the iceberg, the baby boomers are coming into that age...you ain't seen nuthin yet.

2 years ago on A Record Number of Workers on Federal Disability

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2 fags 1 cup?

2 years ago on Pizza Cupcakes!

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@MelvinCalvin @K Dubya pizza bagels are for the fags too ashamed to ask for a half slice

2 years ago on Pizza Cupcakes!

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Fuck hanz bonanz..where's the Lilly pics? Now those were artful!

2 years ago on Earl’s New York

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I bet if the "wife" was a gay man, then fez would have a different opinion

2 years ago on TV and Film Casting and Realism

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Fez...let go of kokomo joes nuts! Now you're gaying up the frigging snack. This song sux balls!

2 years, 1 month ago on 3:00 Snack: One Word- Pasties (NSFW)

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Ok, I'm in line...but can I get my spankin before I fuck her?

2 years, 1 month ago on Tap My Daughter’s Ass And I’ll Spank Yours

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Strangely enough, I thought this was east side Dave for a minute.... it this guy wasn't goofy enough...

2 years, 1 month ago on Get Your Bath Salts While You Still Can(Plus a NSFW Bath Salts Freak Out Video)

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You know what you've got between your legs...you know it well...now pass me the boy butter you fags...

2 years, 1 month ago on Forget Finals. 7th Graders Cram For The Gay Test

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Finally..the age group that Fezzy has been been searching for.

2 years, 1 month ago on Forget Finals. 7th Graders Cram For The Gay Test

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@Peeps Clint is dead...when the hell did that happen?

2 years, 1 month ago on Clint Eastwood’s Daughter Destroys $100,000 Bag in the Name of Art

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Just move along now...nuthin to see here folks...just keep moving...

2 years, 1 month ago on Police Kill Naked Man In Miami Who Was Eating the Face of His Victim

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@Phild2400 crazy pussy is always an attraction...i hope it's the death of me

2 years, 1 month ago on Rihanna Poses Topless

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I bet her depends were quite the mess when her ass finaly hit the ground, too bad her dive partner didn't get a face full during the free fall somersault....

2 years, 1 month ago on Sky Diving Nightmare

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@DiscoParakeet hey bird brain, fezzie has a neat trick to try with you, he's gotten bored with the "run of the mill" hamsters...it's time to impress Ronnie with more than a rainbow shooting out of his big ass.

2 years, 1 month ago on Disco the Rapping Parakeet

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Just like Ronnie B...I could knock that whale out with one punch if the situation was right! Put that mother fucker on dry ground and I would put the boots to ungrateful bastard...have myself a tuner sammich from hell!

2 years, 1 month ago on Whale Jumps on Boat

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@DonnieIris I thought about making a comment too, but just realized that it would be as redundant as fezzies post...

2 years, 1 month ago on Take Your Bachelorette Party Somewhere Else Princess

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gawd!...what a way to wake up with my morning coffee!

2 years, 2 months ago on Hot Chicks Surfing

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And flatso's of the world take for granted what he did for them...

2 years, 2 months ago on We Lost the Inventor of the First TV Remote!

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Jack shoulda signed it with a 44 mag on Sams huge forehead...just sayin

2 years, 2 months ago on Jack White Signs Fanboy at SiriusXM

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Nope, Fezzy had nuthin to do with choosing these pics, they're all too old for his taste.

2 years, 2 months ago on Ladies of the Ibang, Here’s Your Chance

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I was in a cafe eating a burgar and fries...and Bill walked up and ate one of my fries...but he said you fuckers would never believe me :(

2 years, 2 months ago on Bill Murray Tour of the Moonrise Kingdom Set

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@TyWanon she plays well with others !)

2 years, 2 months ago on Google Sez: Hey Neckbeards, Get Off the Computer for the Love of God

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Ahhh...Macy...Her voice makes me pudgy

2 years, 2 months ago on The Blue Centerlight Pop

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And here I thought it was because they wanted to, to get away from their bitchy wives...

2 years, 2 months ago on bees

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Wait until you see what they do with George Takeis ashes when he dies...oh my!

2 years, 2 months ago on Too Bad They Can’t Just Beam Them Up

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uhm...that wasnt a lady..that was a Silverback Griller in search of the nanner aisle...

2 years, 2 months ago on Brazilian Woman Strolls Naked Through Supermarket (NSFW)

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@Fez Whatley cockie...cockie...cockie...lmao, i love ya fezzie...im just kidding with ya ;)

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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@Fez Whatley hows that going for ya big girl?

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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@Cletus from Brooklyn yep, the floor is all yours...take it away big guy...

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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how about a catty moment on her outfit fez...

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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I just knew Mick was gonna do a queerznos commercial

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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@Fez Whatley I would have swore you were a bottom...

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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Fezzy keeps up well on a dial up connection :O

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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@JfromHuntington fezzy already seen it!

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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He's too old for fezzys fantasy scape :(

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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I bet jagger moves to a radio career where he never has to speak...

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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Funny shit right there...

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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Ok...this could be innerestin..

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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Fucker was rocking clown shoes!

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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Reckon he uses Just For Men?

2 years, 2 months ago on SNL's Season Finale. Live Comment And Say Goodbye To Cast Members

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No, actually Joe Rogan brought this to O&A, but Patrice sure did enjoy it. @ecupirate

2 years, 2 months ago on The First Gay Rapper. It’s About Time.

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Does he Disc (frisbee) Golf?

2 years, 2 months ago on Ladies Get Ready For The Re-Hanz Re-Bonanz

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all Kate all the time!

2 years, 2 months ago on Is it Possible to Out-Cat Daddy Kate Upton!?

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