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(This is Puig's reaction to thunder.)
1 week, 1 day ago on 2014 Triple-A All-Star game: Joc Pederson and not much else
I assume I'm late to the party on this, but if by some chance I'm not, it needs to be shared.
It seems like this nice little scoreless streak Kershaw is putting together will help Cy Young voters forget about the time he missed earlier in the year. This pleases me.
2 weeks ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 10, 2014: The Odds of a Clayton Kershaw No-Hitter
@StephSmiles This is why it's bad to joke about Downs. Even AGonz clearly has learned how serious it is.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on White Sox @ Dodgers June 4, 2014: The Lefty Lineup Shuffle
@Purple Drank @P_F_P Or is it?
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Pirates @ Dodgers May 31, 2014: Ryu Tries To Start Split
That sucks, but a perfect game at Dodger Stadium would have felt wrong with Vin out sick.
1 month, 4 weeks ago on Reds @ Dodgers May 26, 2014: Injuries, Kemp out, Vin sick
That was a nasty pitch.
@KMT59 Should have been 5!
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 10, 2014: Hey, Where’s Andre Ethier?
Puig's not happy... At least he cares.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective
@NotWorkingatWork @CptPineapple "Guy who everybody hated the year before because he was terrible on a big contract makes good and shores up a position that was questionable because of the poor performance of others" is a narrative that's totally out of reach for him?
Is League gonna be this year's Uribe?
That bat flip was no more than a 3.8/10. What is he possibly so pissed about?
@Technogit Fastball to the thumb.
@Good Clubhouse Guy Don't do that.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Deep Cuts (love me a donut) He could absolutely be an evil henchman in a Bond movie.
@Noel D This.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @CptPineapple That sounds right. I have all these beautiful memories of home runs to right center. I miss those days.
Shift? I feel like Kemp isn't all that much of a pull-hitter... Is Bochy confused or am I?
@Deep Cuts (yes donut) I would love to eliminate Kuiper from the game.
@Purple Drank Giants announcers spend 85% of their air time bitching about something or other.
@Dodgerpain @I Digesti @CptPineapple Does home plate face East? I always pictured it as North... Never gave a ton of thought to the polar orientation of DS.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home
Jesus... I know it was a strike, but Posey could have hit that one to Bakersfield.
Hanley, Gonzo and Kemp in the ninth! That's positive!
Dodgers taking some really nice swings so far this inning...
@DgrFanNCuban Less than 90 pitches and no runs allowed through six. You're really gonna pull him out in the seventh? The decision was fine. The result was unfortunate. Tie game. Let's win it.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) Wish granted!
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Twins May 1, 2014: Introducing Red Patterson
Patterson's first MLB out! Wish it had come a little earlier...
Why do we even bother keeping Van Slyke on the roster if he's not gonna hit in situations like this?
3 months ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 22, 2014: At Least It’s Not Cliff Lee
I'm a big fan of Mattingly's willingness to sit Ethier and Crawford against lefties. I know it's not every time and a lot of his decisions still leave me scratching my head, but this seems like a positive step.
3 months ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 21, 2014: Welcome Back, Dominguez
@ABSmileBunch @CptPineapple @ryus_hadouken You're exactly right.
3 months, 1 week ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain
@ryus_hadouken He reminds me a lot of Ramsey Bolton.
Why in god's name are you running there???
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @BIah @^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ RUDE.
9 months ago on Improving the 2014 Dodgers: Starting Pitching
@EephusBlue @CptPineapple Do they take EBT?
9 months ago on Alexander Guerrero Will Be Good, Unless He Won’t Be
How much would it cost to just buy the Rays? They've got some guys we could use...
Haha "a flowing strike zone." Announcers: redeemed.
9 months, 1 week ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.
No, announcer. NOT a strike to Ellis.
@SpaceDodger (optimistic math cat) Does that mean we are getting hosed? These graphs only serve to confuse me.
In other news, that throw from Puig had some serious heat on it.
FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKBALLS FUCK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
Not a strikeout? I don't understand.
So I know batting order doesn't make a huge difference, but in a series with so little offense shouldn't we be looking for every advantage we can get? And... I don't know... Not putting an automatic out (if not two) in the second spot?
@BlueMarvin BECKETT FINALLY CAME THROUGH?
9 months, 1 week ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis
@PagansOedipalComplex @CptPineapple This description is less pleasing to me than a Cuba.
@PagansOedipalComplex @CptPineapple I don't know what Kelly Johnson is I just want more Cuba.
Getting Guerrero and having him be a really good power-hitting second baseman with passable defense or better (the best case scenario, I know), would be the fappiest fapmas present in the history of fapping. If we stayed healthy, we would be unstoppable.
@PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) @BlueMarvin NICK PUNTO: IF YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM ON THE BASEPATHS, HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
Paid for by Splinter for President 2016
Off to a good start!
9 months, 1 week ago on NLCS Game 5: Now Or Never
All we have to do is score more runs than they do in each of the next three games!