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Now, that said, I can't believe Joc bunted, I can't believe Don intentionally walked Belt with two strikes, and I can't believe we had to throw out Baez and Nicasio in the ninth and tenth innings.
2 days, 16 hours ago on Giants 3, Dodgers 2: Swept, I Guess
As fun as it is to bash Don and the bullpen, the bottom line is that we scored two runs in ten innings and you're just not going to win very many games when that happens. It's baseball. You can't win 'em all. Still would have been nice if it hadn't been the stupid Giants though.
@DroogyDodger SI SE PUEDE
4 days, 12 hours ago on Dodgers @ Giants April 21, 2015: How To Use Depth
@uosɹədəɔıu sǝɹpɐd ʎɹəʌ™ @CptPineapple Steiner is also good at reminding you at the last possible moment that it's a can of corn fly ball rather than the 800 foot home run he made it sound like off the bat.
Why do these hacky Gnat broadcasters keep telling me it's the big leagues? Do they need to remind their viewers that it's not High A ball given the caliber of most of the SF roster?
All of this new depth the front office has gotten is well and good, but couldn't we have spent some of our millions on better BABIP fortune? As we've seen, that's what wins championships.
On pace for 270 this year!
2 weeks, 3 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers April 8, 2015: Brandon McCarthy’s Debut
On pace for 216 home runs!
what just happened...
Challenge victory! Don for Manager of the Year!
@Dustin Nosler 7!
On pace for 162 homers.
Ye olde can of corn!
So the takeaway here is that we signed a mid-rotation guy for a year who is really solid but who is likely to have one or more body parts explode over the course of a season so it's good that it's not a long-term deal? This seems like a good thing!
4 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers to sign Brett Anderson, it’s good to be rich
@Subtle Euphemism aka Jonathan Lingo It's alright. All we can hope for is to learn from our mistakes.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball
@LiterallyPFP @internet baseball fan potato friend That TD just happened- when that got tweeted Green Bay had just kicked a field goal to make it a 13 point game.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Winter Meetings Day One: Matt Kemp Is Still A Dodger
And Dee will make .5 past light speed...
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Rejoice! Dodgers To Hire Farhan Zaidi as GM
Because Farhan is gonna make some special modifications himself...
@efb @CptPineapple Well that was uncalled for.
If Farhan Zaidi is Han Solo and Ned Colleti is his Lando Calrissian, does that make the Dodgers the Millenium Falcon?
I hope we don't expect too much right away. Even FarHan gets boarded sometimes.
Because the masses are clamoring to bring the puns in from Farhan wide.
Did I miss the Bad Zaidi Pun Hour or is it still to come?
IM SO HAPPY WITH THIS GYRE!
@Purple Drank @CptPineapple With the amount of drinking that has been happening since the NLDS ended, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody had succeeded.
5 months, 3 weeks ago on Brian Wilson exercises 2015 option, will be back with Dodgers
I am glad that nobody here is trying to fuck me, kill me, or marry me.
@the great dick tater @TheConman Why not both?
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@VaultTec I don't think anybody here would've have been thrilled if the D-Backs had won.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Carver Yup. High draft picks will save us. Like Julius Randle. Wait... Oh, that's right. Everything is terrible.
Can somebody help me understand why this is happening to me? Maybe explain what I did to make the universe want to shit all over my face? I hate everything. It's all bad. I almost wish baseball never existed in the first place. Except I don't. Please, by all that is holy, let us win it all next year, whether our bullpen is better, whoever is playing shortstop, and whoever our four and five starters may be. God knows if that Giants team can do it, anybody can.
@mostly exciting potato @capnsparrow @CptPineapple I show up occasionally when I'm extra-excited or extra-depressed. Can you guess which one I am tonight?
6 months, 1 week ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
I have never been more securely hog-tied onto the roof of a bandwagon than I am with the Royals this year.
@Guitar @CptPineapple So it is, but my guitar shouldn't be gently weeping yet.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on 2014 NLDS Game 4, Part 2
Guys, it's a one-run game. Pitchers for both teams have made mistakes. The Cards have crushed mistakes. We have not. We have guys that can crush mistakes. It just takes one and we're back in a tie game. KEEP IT TOGETHER.
@efb I agree with this.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @CptPineapple @FantasticFlex What do you define as choking then?
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @FantasticFlex What lack of knowledge? He's the best, nobody's saying he's not, but he made a mistake in a key situation.
Unless you saw a different angle than we did, you didn't see a tag get put on, so I don't know how you're so sure.
6 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 7, 2014: NLDS Game 4, Also DOOM
That wasn't a stupid out, it was a lazy out. That is beyond inexcusable.
I mean there's no way it's indisputable when you can't see the tag, right?
What did CC do?
Wait what is happening
I thought foul balls short of the bases aren't challengeable...
@j_versace Looked at it on TV... It was a strike.
Yes, Harold. There is a debate.
@StoneColdBLUE Kershaw has not been a fucking mess.
"an unintentional intentional walk"