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And Dee will make .5 past light speed...
3 weeks, 1 day ago on Rejoice! Dodgers To Hire Farhan Zaidi as GM
Because Farhan is gonna make some special modifications himself...
@efb @CptPineapple Well that was uncalled for.
If Farhan Zaidi is Han Solo and Ned Colleti is his Lando Calrissian, does that make the Dodgers the Millenium Falcon?
I hope we don't expect too much right away. Even FarHan gets boarded sometimes.
Because the masses are clamoring to bring the puns in from Farhan wide.
Did I miss the Bad Zaidi Pun Hour or is it still to come?
IM SO HAPPY WITH THIS GYRE!
@Purple Drank @CptPineapple With the amount of drinking that has been happening since the NLDS ended, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody had succeeded.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Brian Wilson exercises 2015 option, will be back with Dodgers
I am glad that nobody here is trying to fuck me, kill me, or marry me.
@the great dick tater @TheConman Why not both?
4 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@VaultTec I don't think anybody here would've have been thrilled if the D-Backs had won.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Carver Yup. High draft picks will save us. Like Julius Randle. Wait... Oh, that's right. Everything is terrible.
Can somebody help me understand why this is happening to me? Maybe explain what I did to make the universe want to shit all over my face? I hate everything. It's all bad. I almost wish baseball never existed in the first place. Except I don't. Please, by all that is holy, let us win it all next year, whether our bullpen is better, whoever is playing shortstop, and whoever our four and five starters may be. God knows if that Giants team can do it, anybody can.
@mostly exciting potato @capnsparrow @CptPineapple I show up occasionally when I'm extra-excited or extra-depressed. Can you guess which one I am tonight?
1 month, 1 week ago on Plenty of Dodgers’ prospects on BA’s postseason Top 20 lists
I have never been more securely hog-tied onto the roof of a bandwagon than I am with the Royals this year.
@Guitar @CptPineapple So it is, but my guitar shouldn't be gently weeping yet.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on 2014 NLDS Game 4, Part 2
Guys, it's a one-run game. Pitchers for both teams have made mistakes. The Cards have crushed mistakes. We have not. We have guys that can crush mistakes. It just takes one and we're back in a tie game. KEEP IT TOGETHER.
@efb I agree with this.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @CptPineapple @FantasticFlex What do you define as choking then?
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @FantasticFlex What lack of knowledge? He's the best, nobody's saying he's not, but he made a mistake in a key situation.
Unless you saw a different angle than we did, you didn't see a tag get put on, so I don't know how you're so sure.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 7, 2014: NLDS Game 4, Also DOOM
That wasn't a stupid out, it was a lazy out. That is beyond inexcusable.
I mean there's no way it's indisputable when you can't see the tag, right?
What did CC do?
Wait what is happening
I thought foul balls short of the bases aren't challengeable...
@j_versace Looked at it on TV... It was a strike.
Yes, Harold. There is a debate.
@StoneColdBLUE Kershaw has not been a fucking mess.
"an unintentional intentional walk"
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) Fact by assertion is not as effective in the internet age...
Please let Harold Reynolds be wrong about it coming down to the bullpens...
Crawford looks fucking awful.
I know Rojas can hit and Hanley frustrates us with his GIDP's, but I'm glad we've got him in there for his defense.
@Mike Petriello We've all been saying it.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) Strike zone starts wherever the Cardinals pitch it and stops wherever the Dodgers pitch it.
I like all the strikeouts. I also like Kershaw pitching all the innings, because I like none of the bullpen (non-Kenley division). I am unsure that these two likes are totally compatible.
That is the EXACT SAME PITCH that got called as strike one on Dee.
@Dang88 I agree with this.
So Puig is sitting today? This is a thing that is happening in real life?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Clayton Kershaw trying to save Dodgers’ season, Don & Ned’s jobs
@Disgruntled Goat To fast for extra letters in tos.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals Oct. 6, 2014: NLDS Game 3, Ryu vs. Lackey
That Perez AB was Eugenio Velez-esque.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on American League Wild Card: A’s @ Royals
@Guitar @CptPineapple @Mike Petriello Early 1900s? Try the 80s...
2 months ago on Giants @ Dodgers Sept. 24, 2014: Kershaw Goes For the Clincher
@Mike Petriello #ANTITRUSTLITIGATIONNOW