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Man... Watching Correia throw his signature "85 mph maybe-kind-of-just-a-little-bit-of breaking ball" a foot outside to lefties over and over again is not encouraging. I'm not blaming the loss on him at all, I'm just saying... Spectating Kevin Correia is not my favorite.
2 days, 16 hours ago on Padres 3, Dodgers 2: Defense Is Important
You know if you'd told me before the game that Haren and Correia would pitch on the same night and we would only lose by one run, I'm not sure how much more I could have reasonably hoped for.
2 days, 17 hours ago on Dodgers @ Padres August 29, 2014: Finding Hope for Dan Haren
4 days, 21 hours ago on Dodgers @ D’Backs August 27, 2014: Scott Van Slyke’s Best-Case Scenario
I'm waiting for 4+1 Game Part 2 with Arrubydooby-Butera-Rojas-Greinke. IT COULD HAPPEN.
1 week, 1 day ago on Mets @ Dodgers Aug. 22, 2014: Ethier Lives, Greinke Maybe Lives, Beckett Doesn’t Live
@Purple Drank I would like to see Chilean Seabass on this list.
3 weeks ago on Can Clayton Kershaw Win The MVP?
@Swung at ball 4 Ooh we could use a big bat at DH so that would be good.
1 month ago on 48 Hours Until The Trade Deadline
(This is Puig's reaction to thunder.)
1 month, 2 weeks ago on 2014 Triple-A All-Star game: Joc Pederson and not much else
I assume I'm late to the party on this, but if by some chance I'm not, it needs to be shared.
It seems like this nice little scoreless streak Kershaw is putting together will help Cy Young voters forget about the time he missed earlier in the year. This pleases me.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 10, 2014: The Odds of a Clayton Kershaw No-Hitter
@StephSmiles This is why it's bad to joke about Downs. Even AGonz clearly has learned how serious it is.
2 months, 4 weeks ago on White Sox @ Dodgers June 4, 2014: The Lefty Lineup Shuffle
@Purple Drank @P_F_P Or is it?
3 months ago on Pirates @ Dodgers May 31, 2014: Ryu Tries To Start Split
That sucks, but a perfect game at Dodger Stadium would have felt wrong with Vin out sick.
3 months, 1 week ago on Reds @ Dodgers May 26, 2014: Injuries, Kemp out, Vin sick
That was a nasty pitch.
@KMT59 Should have been 5!
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 10, 2014: Hey, Where’s Andre Ethier?
Puig's not happy... At least he cares.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective
@NotWorkingatWork @CptPineapple "Guy who everybody hated the year before because he was terrible on a big contract makes good and shores up a position that was questionable because of the poor performance of others" is a narrative that's totally out of reach for him?
Is League gonna be this year's Uribe?
That bat flip was no more than a 3.8/10. What is he possibly so pissed about?
@Technogit Fastball to the thumb.
@Good Clubhouse Guy Don't do that.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Deep Cuts (love me a donut) He could absolutely be an evil henchman in a Bond movie.
@Noel D This.
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @CptPineapple That sounds right. I have all these beautiful memories of home runs to right center. I miss those days.
Shift? I feel like Kemp isn't all that much of a pull-hitter... Is Bochy confused or am I?
@Deep Cuts (yes donut) I would love to eliminate Kuiper from the game.
@Purple Drank Giants announcers spend 85% of their air time bitching about something or other.
@Dodgerpain @I Digesti @CptPineapple Does home plate face East? I always pictured it as North... Never gave a ton of thought to the polar orientation of DS.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home
Jesus... I know it was a strike, but Posey could have hit that one to Bakersfield.
Hanley, Gonzo and Kemp in the ninth! That's positive!
Dodgers taking some really nice swings so far this inning...
@DgrFanNCuban Less than 90 pitches and no runs allowed through six. You're really gonna pull him out in the seventh? The decision was fine. The result was unfortunate. Tie game. Let's win it.
@WBBsAs (In Dog We Trust. Un Planeta Sin Gatos) Wish granted!
4 months ago on Dodgers @ Twins May 1, 2014: Introducing Red Patterson
Patterson's first MLB out! Wish it had come a little earlier...
Why do we even bother keeping Van Slyke on the roster if he's not gonna hit in situations like this?
4 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 22, 2014: At Least It’s Not Cliff Lee
I'm a big fan of Mattingly's willingness to sit Ethier and Crawford against lefties. I know it's not every time and a lot of his decisions still leave me scratching my head, but this seems like a positive step.
4 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 21, 2014: Welcome Back, Dominguez
@ABSmileBunch @CptPineapple @ryus_hadouken You're exactly right.
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain
@ryus_hadouken He reminds me a lot of Ramsey Bolton.
Why in god's name are you running there???
4 months, 4 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly
@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @BIah @^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ RUDE.
10 months, 1 week ago on Improving the 2014 Dodgers: Starting Pitching
@EephusBlue @CptPineapple Do they take EBT?
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Alexander Guerrero Will Be Good, Unless He Won’t Be
How much would it cost to just buy the Rays? They've got some guys we could use...
Haha "a flowing strike zone." Announcers: redeemed.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.
No, announcer. NOT a strike to Ellis.
@SpaceDodger (optimistic math cat) Does that mean we are getting hosed? These graphs only serve to confuse me.
In other news, that throw from Puig had some serious heat on it.
FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKBALLS FUCK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
Not a strikeout? I don't understand.
So I know batting order doesn't make a huge difference, but in a series with so little offense shouldn't we be looking for every advantage we can get? And... I don't know... Not putting an automatic out (if not two) in the second spot?
@BlueMarvin BECKETT FINALLY CAME THROUGH?
10 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis