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@Swung at ball 4 Ooh we could use a big bat at DH so that would be good.

1 day, 23 hours ago on 48 Hours Until The Trade Deadline

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(This is Puig's reaction to thunder.)

2 weeks ago on 2014 Triple-A All-Star game: Joc Pederson and not much else

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I assume I'm late to the party on this, but if by some chance I'm not, it needs to be shared.


http://instagram.com/p/qhv8a3jYci/

2 weeks ago on 2014 Triple-A All-Star game: Joc Pederson and not much else

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It seems like this nice little scoreless streak Kershaw is putting together will help Cy Young voters forget about the time he missed earlier in the year. This pleases me.

2 weeks, 6 days ago on Padres @ Dodgers July 10, 2014: The Odds of a Clayton Kershaw No-Hitter

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@StephSmiles This is why it's bad to joke about Downs. Even AGonz clearly has learned how serious it is. 

1 month, 3 weeks ago on White Sox @ Dodgers June 4, 2014: The Lefty Lineup Shuffle

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That sucks, but a perfect game at Dodger Stadium would have felt wrong with Vin out sick.

2 months ago on Reds @ Dodgers May 26, 2014: Injuries, Kemp out, Vin sick

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That was a nasty pitch.

2 months ago on Reds @ Dodgers May 26, 2014: Injuries, Kemp out, Vin sick

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@KMT59  Should have been 5!

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 10, 2014: Hey, Where’s Andre Ethier?

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Puig's not happy... At least he cares.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@NotWorkingatWork @CptPineapple  "Guy who everybody hated the year before because he was terrible on a big contract makes good and shores up a position that was questionable because of the poor performance of others" is a narrative that's totally out of reach for him?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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Is League gonna be this year's Uribe?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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That bat flip was no more than a 3.8/10. What is he possibly so pissed about?

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@Technogit  Fastball to the thumb.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@Good Clubhouse Guy  Don't do that.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @Deep Cuts (love me a donut)  He could absolutely be an evil henchman in a Bond movie.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@Noel D  This.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@TellMyWifeISaidHello @CptPineapple  That sounds right. I have all these beautiful memories of home runs to right center. I miss those days.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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Shift? I feel like Kemp isn't all that much of a pull-hitter... Is Bochy confused or am I? 

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@Deep Cuts (yes donut)  I would love to eliminate Kuiper from the game.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@Purple Drank  Giants announcers spend 85% of their air time bitching about something or other.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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huzzah!

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 9, 2014: Perspective

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@Dodgerpain @I Digesti @CptPineapple  Does home plate face East? I always pictured it as North... Never gave a ton of thought to the polar orientation of DS.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home

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Jesus... I know it was a strike, but Posey could have hit that one to Bakersfield.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home

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Hanley, Gonzo and Kemp in the ninth! That's positive!

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home

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Dodgers taking some really nice swings so far this inning...

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home

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@DgrFanNCuban  Less than 90 pitches and no runs allowed through six. You're really gonna pull him out in the seventh? The decision was fine. The result was unfortunate. Tie game. Let's win it.

2 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers May 8, 2014: Finally Back Home

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Patterson's first MLB out! Wish it had come a little earlier...

3 months ago on Dodgers @ Twins May 1, 2014: Introducing Red Patterson

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Why do we even bother keeping Van Slyke on the roster if he's not gonna hit in situations like this? 

3 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 22, 2014: At Least It’s Not Cliff Lee

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I'm a big fan of Mattingly's willingness to sit Ethier and Crawford against lefties. I know it's not every time and a lot of his decisions still leave me scratching my head, but this seems like a positive step. 

3 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers April 21, 2014: Welcome Back, Dominguez

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@ABSmileBunch @CptPineapple @ryus_hadouken  You're exactly right.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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@ryus_hadouken  He reminds me a lot of Ramsey Bolton.

3 months, 2 weeks ago on Giants 2, Dodgers 1: Life Is Pain

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Why in god's name are you running there???

3 months, 3 weeks ago on Giants @ Dodgers April 5, 2014: Heart You, Don Mattingly

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How much would it cost to just buy the Rays? They've got some guys we could use...

9 months, 1 week ago on Alexander Guerrero Will Be Good, Unless He Won’t Be

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Haha "a flowing strike zone." Announcers: redeemed.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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No, announcer. NOT a strike to Ellis.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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@SpaceDodger (optimistic math cat) Does that mean we are getting hosed? These graphs only serve to confuse me.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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In other news, that throw from Puig had some serious heat on it. 

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKBALLS FUCK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FUCK A FUCKING DUCK

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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Not a strikeout? I don't understand.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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So I know batting order doesn't make a huge difference, but in a series with so little offense shouldn't we be looking for every advantage we can get? And... I don't know... Not putting an automatic out (if not two) in the second spot?

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.

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@BlueMarvin BECKETT FINALLY CAME THROUGH?

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis

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@PagansOedipalComplex @CptPineapple This description is less pleasing to me than a Cuba. 

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis

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@PagansOedipalComplex @CptPineapple I don't know what Kelly Johnson is I just want more Cuba.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis

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Getting Guerrero and having him be a really good power-hitting second baseman with passable defense or better (the best case scenario, I know), would be the fappiest fapmas present in the history of fapping. If we stayed healthy, we would be unstoppable.

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis

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@PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) @BlueMarvin NICK PUNTO: IF YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM ON THE BASEPATHS, HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE?


Paid for by Splinter for President 2016

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis

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Off to a good start!

9 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Now Or Never

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