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@Purple Drank @EephusBlue @BIah @^<<**(chị yêu)**>>^ RUDE.
1 month, 1 week ago on Improving the 2014 Dodgers: Starting Pitching
@EephusBlue @CptPineapple Do they take EBT?
1 month, 1 week ago on Alexander Guerrero Will Be Good, Unless He Won’t Be
How much would it cost to just buy the Rays? They've got some guys we could use...
Haha "a flowing strike zone." Announcers: redeemed.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.
No, announcer. NOT a strike to Ellis.
@SpaceDodger (optimistic math cat) Does that mean we are getting hosed? These graphs only serve to confuse me.
In other news, that throw from Puig had some serious heat on it.
FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKBALLS FUCK EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FUCK A FUCKING DUCK
Not a strikeout? I don't understand.
So I know batting order doesn't make a huge difference, but in a series with so little offense shouldn't we be looking for every advantage we can get? And... I don't know... Not putting an automatic out (if not two) in the second spot?
@BlueMarvin BECKETT FINALLY CAME THROUGH?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Dodgers 6, Cardinals 4, Back to St. Louis
@PagansOedipalComplex @CptPineapple This description is less pleasing to me than a Cuba.
@PagansOedipalComplex @CptPineapple I don't know what Kelly Johnson is I just want more Cuba.
Getting Guerrero and having him be a really good power-hitting second baseman with passable defense or better (the best case scenario, I know), would be the fappiest fapmas present in the history of fapping. If we stayed healthy, we would be unstoppable.
@PuntoForPresident (PuigForPrimeMinister) @BlueMarvin NICK PUNTO: IF YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM ON THE BASEPATHS, HOW CAN YOU TRUST HIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
Paid for by Splinter for President 2016
Off to a good start!
1 month, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 5: Now Or Never
All we have to do is score more runs than they do in each of the next three games!
that's not fair.
1 month, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 4: So Long, Ricky
¡¡¡El Purificador será nuestra salvación!!!
Please don't suck. Please don't suck. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FOR ONCE IN THIS TAINT SLURPING SERIES DON'T SUCK!!!!!