Hi I'm Bigfoot (pjbruno)
I worry too much. I have more than a passing interest in Bigfoot, time travel, yelling, the fate of Iceland and producing independent films. I like a firm handshake, craft beer, and the sound of Vin Scully.
@capnsparrow Mattingly would fail the physical probably
2 days, 8 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher
@PagansOedipalComplex waiting for 2016
2 days, 10 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Chris Hatcher
podiatrist told me your feet are collapsing, me what does that mean, podiatrist you're getting old. thats basically the gist of this whole situation. probably, maybe
3 days, 6 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
@TheConman @Alan Nordoc also pretty sure it takes more than a week to flush weed out of your system
3 days, 9 hours ago on Your Thursday Matt Kemp Non-Freakout Freakout Post
@Jeremy_N @DKD that because this new front office never played the game (they have no heart, no passion) they are analytical robots #sarcasm
@SantaLaSorda Dick Pole, Boston relief pitcher in the 70's (73-78)
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) Congrats! thats exactly how long we have until the Rollins and Kemp trades become official
4 days, 1 hour ago on 2014 Dodgers In Review: LF/CF/RF/Departed Friend Matt Kemp
@Disgruntled Goat @Purple Drank they were actually Obama's rules because you know Blame Obama!
6 days, 5 hours ago on Let’s Get To Know Enrique Hernandez
@Disgruntled Goat @Weston T he's been in a pasta coma since 1999
1 week, 2 days ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle
@Raul Franklin @BehindOrangeLines Heep Sop Choi or Jason Repko
1 week, 3 days ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
@Weston T @Purple Drank @KimballJones1 there's line here on this board? I mean we have talking potato, goat, drank and who knows what else...
@Batted Bob @Disgruntled Goat @DodgersFan @- Casey - they sell a chicken wrap here at work but they call it a burrito on the menu. Were all confused
1 week, 3 days ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball
@DiamondDirtbag about 6'2 240
1 week, 5 days ago on Dodgers send Drew Butera to the Angels for cash or PTBNL
@Disgruntled Goat @DodgersFan and also directed DC CAB with Mr T
@Batted Bob @DBrim just like bunting
1 week, 5 days ago on Let’s Try To Be Honest About Matt Kemp’s Defense
@internet baseball fan potato friend @BlueDuck its has to be, to much going on for it to be a Haiku
@capnsparrow @Batted Bob @DBrim the whole internet wants him banned? even that section where funny cat videos reside?
@DodgerDodger @pjbruno @Purple Drank man that is a problem, been to Oakland a few times...I'm always different person after coming back
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers Acquire Ryan Lavarnway Three Years Too Late
@Purple Drank what entails being your friend, I might be willing
@AwesomelyTymathee yes according to my daughter who's in 6th grade he's been traded to Seattle or maybe Baltimore, shes waiting to hear back from her source
2 weeks, 5 days ago on Don’t Panic About Lack Of Dodger Offseason Moves
@Dustin Nosler over / under 12
2 weeks, 6 days ago on Why the Dodgers should be after Chase Headley
@internet baseball fan potato friend we do the same thing, but we drink a lot and then yell each other about past mistakes. It's pretty fun
3 weeks, 6 days ago on Dodgers get Juan Nicasio from Rockies as potential bullpen piece
@Hikaruu @Lobo it wouldn't hurt
3 weeks, 6 days ago on A Closer Look at Joel Peralta, Reliever You Want To Have
@JackedNate @DBrim never Fontana. that place is a hell-hole
1 month ago on Dodgers acquire Joel Peralta, Adam Liberatore for Jose Dominguez, Greg Harris
@Mike Petriello MIguel Olivo looming in back ground would be awesome
1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Carlos Triunfel
@Dustin Nosler he forgot to carry the one or something
1 month ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: 2B Dee Gordon
@Hikaruu @DodgerDodger none of those areas are close to resembling paradise
1 month, 1 week ago on Clayton Kershaw’s MVP Tiebreaker
@Purple Drank @brincon true but they almost act like they actually hate the dodgers
1 month, 1 week ago on Clayton Kershaw, Most Valuable Everything
@DiamondDirtbag Brad Penny > Kershaw
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers Reportedly Add Three More To Front Office: Bream, Carr, Finley
@juanhenry I agree we need more "grit" in the office, I guess thats why they kept Colletti
@Uncultured Bastard add AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Brandon McCarthy Is a Good Fit for the Dodgers
@DodgerDawg yes, Ned Colletti starts on Monday.
2 months ago on An Area of Improvement for Don Mattingly
@DBrim is that even legal?
2 months ago on Andrew Friedman Is Going To Do Something That Infuriates You
safe to assume that Andrew Friedman is better than Dave Stewart
2 months, 1 week ago on The End Of The Ned Colletti Era
@TellMyWifeISaidHello @pjbruno thanks everyone, the scorekeeper is somewhat lenient when it comes to if its a hit or error. basically I have a parent who wants his daughter to bat third (she strikes out a lot) I agree about the small sample size I'm just trying to prove a point even thou hes been shown the score book and her at bats
2 months, 1 week ago on Hyun-Jin Ryu shares his Jin Ramen with fake Dodgers teammates
Sadly I'm trying to bring saber-metrics into my daughters 12U softball team, to prove a point to some difficult parents how do you calculate OBP?
@Purple Drank @Mike Petriello a liquid eating a solid, that's gotta be a sight to see
@TellMyWifeISaidHello In India its a Saturday day game. Its the future!
3 months ago on Dodgers 8, Cubs 4: Greinke Labors, Cubs Bullpen Labors More
@DodgerBytes i thought he only farted in front of people
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Two Hours To Go
does Boston have any one left to trade off its roster?
@Purple Drank (2014 MSTY Poster of the Year) @P_F_P he will groove a couple of tweet to Jeter and then deny it
4 months, 3 weeks ago on 48 Hours Until The Trade Deadline
@Lobo @PagansOedipalComplex being couched isnt all that exciting. trust me
9 months ago on A.J. Ellis on Framing, Batting Order, and ‘Between Two Palm Trees’
@Barney G @Purple Drank (Disinterested Bystander) @SpaceDodger (Math Cat) whoever said that deserves to thrown on a deserted on with Justin Beiber
9 months, 3 weeks ago on Zack Greinke Is Feeling Better, But Ross Stripling Is Not
@JackedNate @ JohnM I was thinking more like the ONE DIRECTION of blos
11 months, 1 week ago on Death To MSTI. Long Live MSTI.
@Purple Drank @Tycho Blue @TellMyWifeISaidHello @Mike Petriello I wish I had access the LITTERALLY gif...because I really do think it would fall off
11 months, 2 weeks ago on Concerned About Second Base Yet?
@Purple Drank @Tycho Blue @TellMyWifeISaidHello @Mike Petriello I think Nomar's groin would fall off if he tried to play these days
@Catfishin @Weston Taylor a strip club wil take care of that problem. Not that I would know. I just heard it helps and all
11 months, 2 weeks ago on Welcome Back, Don Mattingly
@Batted Bob I love America!
for the people who don't live here in LA, Hollywood blvd oddly smells like fresh bath soap today. It usually smells of urine and desperation
@Disgruntled Goat @pjbruno @Batted Bob CRAP! slow on the uptake this am. now I get the tweet...I'm ashamed I need to go back to bed
11 months, 2 weeks ago on Josh Bailed