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Every year can't be a honeymoon. Unless you're a polygamist.
7 months ago on Thunder vs. Grizzlies: Game 3 Pregame Primer
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer
Second player drafted. I'm kinda happy about that one.
7 months, 2 weeks ago on Kevin Durant: ‘I’m tired of being second … I’m done with it’
@Tronchaser My first roommate in college walked in on me playing his guitar. It was never the same between us again.
9 months ago on KD and the Thunder bounce back and wax the Jazz, 110-87
"Chips and queso!" was his battle cry.
And the men hid their shame.
And the women wept.
9 months, 1 week ago on Thunder vs. Nuggets: Pregame Primer
I'd like to watch a game where everyone wore really big sombreros.
10 months ago on Suns vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@Barry Amenema Both platitude and feigned sincerity percentages have skyrocketed--all while maintaining his likeability quotient. Who does that?
10 months ago on New stats show off Durant and Westbrook’s offensive brilliance
@OBoy Jones III Their early albums were better.
10 months ago on Thursday Bolts - 2.7.13
@SoCal Thunder This morning I read Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics in the original Greek. Didn't understand a word.
@noniment Yes, but under a pseudonym.
10 months, 1 week ago on Thunder Player Power Rankings: Crunched
This new layout looks like crap on my Newton.
@OohWeeItsVelvetHoop Matt Kennedy Gould, star of The Joe Schmo Show?
10 months, 1 week ago on Thunder at Cavaliers: Pregame Primer
@justin_mia @Old Man Game With his current injury, you could.
11 months ago on Timberwolves vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
11 months ago on Tuesday Bolts - 1.8.13
@todayisbananas Of course, I do that for movies of books I haven't read and for movies with no preceding books. It's one of the ways I let people know that I'm smarter than they are.
11 months, 3 weeks ago on Friday Bolts - 12.21.12
@sexywatt When I go watch it I will constantly yell out "That's not in the book!"
Santa sells Chevys. This economy sucks.
11 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Hawks: Pregame Primer
The locals were excited about the Thunder coming to town until they found out who they were playing.
@diddoff The bird should not be angry, it should be drunk (but not an angry drunk).