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8 months ago on Thunder vs. Spurs: Game 5 Pregame Primer
I'm going to the airport!
8 months ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 4 Pregame Primer
8 months, 1 week ago on Spurs vs. Thunder: Game 3 Pregame Primer
@HashMoney You don't know where I am. Or who I'm with. Or what we're doing.
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Game 6 Pregame Primer
@MJOKC But, we have a luck dragon!
@booles Don't turn your back on KD. He wouldn't turn his back on you. Oh, wait...
8 months, 2 weeks ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Game 5 Pregame Primer
I'm going to the airport!
@dweebo You can buy that by the case now?!
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Thunder vs. Clippers: Game 3 Pregame Primer
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Clippers vs. Thunder: Game 1 Pregame Primer
8 months, 4 weeks ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Game 7 Pregame Primer
I'm going to the airport!!
9 months, 1 week ago on New game, same story: Grizzlies survive Thunder magic again
9 months, 1 week ago on Grizzlies vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
You people... How you say?... Be trippin'.
11 months, 1 week ago on Heat bloody the Thunder in Westbrook’s return, 103-81
Just checking in to say I'm watching on DVR delay and we just ended the third quarter. I'm not reading spoilers, but I have a really good feeling about this one!
1 year ago on Blazers vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
Every year can't be a honeymoon. Unless you're a polygamist.
1 year, 8 months ago on Thunder vs. Grizzlies: Game 3 Pregame Primer
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
1 year, 9 months ago on Thunder vs. Rockets: Game 3 Pregame Primer
Second player drafted. I'm kinda happy about that one.
1 year, 9 months ago on Kevin Durant: ‘I’m tired of being second … I’m done with it’
@Tronchaser My first roommate in college walked in on me playing his guitar. It was never the same between us again.
1 year, 10 months ago on KD and the Thunder bounce back and wax the Jazz, 110-87
"Chips and queso!" was his battle cry.
And the men hid their shame.
And the women wept.
1 year, 11 months ago on Thunder vs. Nuggets: Pregame Primer
I'd like to watch a game where everyone wore really big sombreros.
1 year, 11 months ago on Suns vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
@Barry Amenema Both platitude and feigned sincerity percentages have skyrocketed--all while maintaining his likeability quotient. Who does that?
1 year, 11 months ago on New stats show off Durant and Westbrook’s offensive brilliance
@OBoy Jones III Their early albums were better.
1 year, 11 months ago on Thursday Bolts - 2.7.13
@SoCal Thunder This morning I read Aristotle's Nicomachean Ethics in the original Greek. Didn't understand a word.
@noniment Yes, but under a pseudonym.
1 year, 11 months ago on Thunder Player Power Rankings: Crunched
This new layout looks like crap on my Newton.
@OohWeeItsVelvetHoop Matt Kennedy Gould, star of The Joe Schmo Show?
1 year, 11 months ago on Thunder at Cavaliers: Pregame Primer
@justin_mia @Old Man Game With his current injury, you could.
2 years ago on Timberwolves vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
2 years ago on Tuesday Bolts - 1.8.13
@todayisbananas Of course, I do that for movies of books I haven't read and for movies with no preceding books. It's one of the ways I let people know that I'm smarter than they are.
2 years, 1 month ago on Friday Bolts - 12.21.12
@sexywatt When I go watch it I will constantly yell out "That's not in the book!"
Santa sells Chevys. This economy sucks.
2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder vs. Hawks: Pregame Primer
The locals were excited about the Thunder coming to town until they found out who they were playing.
@diddoff The bird should not be angry, it should be drunk (but not an angry drunk).
@Barry Amenema That new Kevin Bacon show will probably suck, but most people won't realize it until season two.
2 years, 1 month ago on OKC wakes up in time to slide past Indy, 104-93
@Old Man Game I'm pretty sure he's a Spike Lee character.
@RRRWHATEVER Route 66. Thanks Thunder. I see you.
2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder vs. Nets: Pregame Primer
@blueRAP He told KD he's been out of position for the last four years.
Sometimes, cheap nachos taste better than good restaurant nachos.
@Zach99 Receding... Receding... Need to say something something receding...
@Legendary_Dork Not my charts. My charts are really tall.
@fuzzyman Is he willing to sacrifice?
Today I told my early 80's self that OKC had an NBA team and I was watching them play Brooklyn via the internet. I replied that I was willing to accept the possibility of time travel, but I ask too much of me to swallow that whole tale.
@blueRAP Crawford sits alone every night in an undershirt, wondering what it all means.
2 years, 1 month ago on Thunder vs. Hornets: Pregame Primer
@Old Man Game Or Scott Baio.
Thabeet is already in the shower with two beers in him.
2 years, 2 months ago on Rockets vs. Thunder: Pregame Primer
Oh, yeah... Can't do that.
So, is Harden paying somebody protection money or what?