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@capnsparrow @Still PFP Deadspin is unironically a better sports news organization than ESPN
1 day, 23 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
@DBrim Also basically disowned his gay son and refuses to acknowledge that he was an AIDS victim.
@DKD Brisbee is at his best when the Giants are a mess
2 days, 2 hours ago on Dodgers-Padres trade being held up by Matt Kemp’s arthritic hips
@Mike Petriello no one, because they're totally trading for Cole Hamels before the rest of the deals are official
1 week, 1 day ago on Eflin & Windle may be heading to Philly for Rollins; moves lost in the shuffle
@SockingDingers wRC+ you rube
1 week, 1 day ago on So Long, Matt Kemp
Prediction: The Padres will get a few lucky breaks in 2015 or 2016, make a deep (but ultimately fruitless) playoff run fueled by Matt Kemp heroics, and Kemp will join Garvey as a retired Padres number.
@Benatar @Bawfuls @BehindOrangeLines shamelessly stolen from Reddit (shudder) but it's good and we should use it all the time
@BehindOrangeLines because he's not blinded by love for Kemp like we are, and he's instinctively scared of Farhandrew making super-awesome moves.
@internet baseball fan potato friend Excellent Tinderfu from the potato here. Now parlay that into a date and you will have achieved mastery of the swipe.
1 week, 2 days ago on The Night That Blew Up Baseball
@ak825 @Frank J Lapidus ...by giving up a better HOF player in his prime.
@OCDodger @LiterallyPFP Swaggy P is actually pretty awesome aside from the fact that he's not a very good basketball player.
@LADfan123456789 Sheilds has Zito-round-two written all over him. Watch them give him 7 years haha
1 week, 2 days ago on Dodgers trade Dee, Haren to Marlins for Heaney, Hatcher, 2 prospects
This is the day of trades I've been waiting for since the new FO came together. Hot Damn!
Now just get someone to take Ethier for a bucket of balls and we're set!
@Lance Uppercut @brincon lolwut
1 week, 2 days ago on Report: Jimmy Rollins Would Play For the Dodgers, And That’s Great News
so is this podcast episode not yet up on iTunes or am I just bad at computer?
1 week, 5 days ago on Podcast: ‘Dugout Blues’ episode 104 – Trades, Kemp, Ethier, Lester
@666foldamort TRY THIS MAGIC FIX TO OFFICE NOISE DISCOVERED BY A SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFEhttp://www.amazon.com/Skullcandy-S2IKDZ-010-Earbud-Headphones-Black/dp/B007136E1S/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1418073606&sr=8-2&keywords=skull+candy+ink%27d
1 week, 5 days ago on The Juan Nicasio Relief Experiment, Already In Progress
@DodgerBytes should be 2014 Dodgers Leader in Walks Yasiel Puig
Everyone freak out!https://twitter.com/CoachKentera/status/542049982342103040
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers Acquire Ryan Lavarnway Three Years Too Late
@DodgerDodger @ABSmileBunch The lineup needs Kemp's bat more than the rotation needs Lester.
If money is an issue, then bolster the back end of the rotation with guys like McCarthy.
2 weeks, 1 day ago on Dodgers finally enter Jon Lester sweepstakes
@LiterallyPFP @Bawfuls So? The team is as popular as it's been in a long time, attendance is up, and ownership clearly feels like they have something to prove in terms of winning.
Eating half of the CC/Ethier contracts in order to move those guys would free up some money too.
@LiterallyPFP I don't accept the premise that they can't afford both.
Is the any fun/goony stuff one can do at the winter meetings?
They are in SD and I live here, maybe I should hang out at hotel bars downtown and pass out brochures on how productive Andre Ethier is?
2 weeks, 2 days ago on Dodgers finally enter Jon Lester sweepstakes
@Dustin Nosler I'll believe the Kemp trade rumors when it actually happens. Until then I still maintain it's unlikely, particularly within the division.
@666foldamort He's got 1400 MLB PA's and he's 24 so I don't think he counts as a prospect at this point.
3 weeks ago on 2014 Dodgers in Review: IF Miguel Rojas
That 2013 performance was awesome. Hanley and Puig on fire during the 50 game run was a special time.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Report: Hanley Ramirez to sign with Red Sox
@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) nice crop
1 month ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?
Have we all laughed at this yet?
1 month, 2 weeks ago on So about all that Dodgers front office ‘Geek Squad’ stuff
@capnsparrow @Bawfuls Randy Johnson is too. The fact that RJ's case is more robust doesn't mean Pedro shouldn't be a lock himself.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Offseason Dates To Remember
@capnsparrow In what insane world is Pedro Martinez NOT a first ballot HoF inductee?
Even with the shitty stingy voters these days, I would be shocked if he doesn't get in this year. Smoltz is also probably a slight favorite to make it but I won't be totally surprised if he doesn't this year.
@DodgerDodger Probably that 36 isn't that old for a 1B with good plate discipline, they have a DH slot he can use for some of those later years, and that $21M in 2018 won't be all that much.
@Weston T @TellMyWifeISaidHello You can't give Bochy credit for lineup management and not playing over the hill vets when you look back at the way he jerked around Belt in his first years.
It wasn't just the Perez at bat, Bumgarner was all over the place and the Royals swung at everything:http://imgur.com/sTTcWut.gif
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@Lobo baseball is insane
@the great dick tater @Omer (beercoozie) @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero Thanks, I'm pretty proud of that one myself.
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Reminder: Logan White was good at his job while with the Dodgers
Lets laugh at reddit's baseball sub together.Here's someone proclaiming that Bumgarner is the best pitcher in the game, based on his postseason performance: http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/2kfj4k/madison_bumgarner_is_the_first_pitcher_to_throw_a/clktybhHere's someone else pointing out how dumb that is, and also suggesting that most giants fans would trade him straight up for Kershaw no question. Then a slew of Giants fans come running to say that they absolutely would not. http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/2kfj4k/madison_bumgarner_is_the_first_pitcher_to_throw_a/clku1hz
@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover) @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex In what world is Jon Lester going to sign a 2-year free agent contract??
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello Hanley will get a QO for sure now
2 months, 1 week ago on The End Of The Ned Colletti Era
I just found out and I'm freaking out this is so cool why am I so excited by a front office move maybe he'll trick someone into taking Ethier or Crawford!!
@juanhenry Remember that Scherzer is also a FA this winter, so there's multiple "big splash" pitcher options
2 months, 1 week ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter
@Mike Petriello @exceedingly boring potato What makes you say this? Just Friedman's history of not wanting to move to the Angels/Astros?
@Purple Drank @Bawfuls I would hope so, but it matters when the Angels game is as well.
Ideally, I can ride the train/metro link from Anaheim to Union Station between the games
2 months, 3 weeks ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin
Sure would be nice if MLB would announce game times for Thursday and Friday soon. I'm trying to pack in two on Friday if possible (Angels because I lost a bet and Dodgers because of course).
@Thinkblue yeah, and he reiterated this point several times as the replay was shown.
3 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers 9, Padres 4: Good Clayton Kershaw & offense, and hilarious defense
@futbolram "Students not eligible to receive autographed baseball"
4 months, 1 week ago on Jon Niese curiously clears waivers, should the Dodgers have interest?
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel @Disgruntled Goat Tulo won't win with the Rockies being sub-.500, and McCutchen's numbers are actually right in line with Puig's this year. For once, it's a reasonable Magic tweet.
4 months, 3 weeks ago on Two Hours To Go
The Lawfirm re-unites for one play!
5 months ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals July 20, 2014: Joc Pederson And The 25 Man Roster
uggggggghh godamn Cardinals
wow, back to back REALLY lucky hits, yay regression?
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Royals June 24, 2014: Just Another Hanley Ramirez Injury Issue