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3 weeks ago on Jon Niese curiously clears waivers, should the Dodgers have interest?
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel @Disgruntled Goat Tulo won't win with the Rockies being sub-.500, and McCutchen's numbers are actually right in line with Puig's this year. For once, it's a reasonable Magic tweet.
1 month ago on Two Hours To Go
The Lawfirm re-unites for one play!
1 month, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals July 20, 2014: Joc Pederson And The 25 Man Roster
uggggggghh godamn Cardinals
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals July 20, 2014: Joc Pederson And The 25 Man Roster
wow, back to back REALLY lucky hits, yay regression?
2 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Royals June 24, 2014: Just Another Hanley Ramirez Injury Issue
@Lobo @DBrim 6 (since 1914)
@Lobo it will be something absurdly long from the 19th century.
@Lobo @PagansOedipalComplex Uribe will be back by then though?
We can have infield defense or offense, but never both in the same lineup.
Need a gif of Puig dancing to Andre's dinger!
3 months, 1 week ago on Reds @ Dodgers May 27, 2014: What Even Is This Team
whyyyyy is Puig still trying to steal so much? He's 5-for-9 this year now, clearly he needs to work with Lopes or something because he's not getting by on raw speed.
@InsideThePark (except Carl Crawford) WHIP, I guess?
3 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Phillies May 23, 2014: Arruebarrenamania
how the FUCK did we get out of that?
Lol Orel just said Puigism
3 months, 1 week ago on Dodgers @ Mets May 22, 2014: Zack Greinke, If Weather Permits
@RoyceHibbert @TheConman @DBrim Kemp got a bad jump and took a bad route, it was a catchable ball, but that sort of thing is never called an error.
@Dang88 he said "8 inch 7 computers" or....? I'm confused
@Dang88 he full out sprinted from his spot and caught it completely laid out, well into Kemp's territory basically. Then he almost doubled the runner off 1B
So I was watching tonight's game in my usual way (MLB.tv) just fine, then turned it off for a bit. Just tried to tune in again for the 9th and now MLB.tv says I'm in the blackout region.
But I live in San Diego, wtf?
3 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Mets May 20, 2014: No Really, Miguel Olivo Bit Alex Guerrero
OMG Kenley pls
4 months ago on Dodgers @ Twins May 1, 2014: Introducing Red Patterson
@Dodgerpain NOT LYONS and it's not even close.
I love that the majority of those last 5 minutes were just Steiner and Orel laughing at Puig in the dugout
STACHE VAN SMASH needs to go back to just the mustache because that nickname is just too good to die.
we were soooo close to the Brandon League Experience tonight!
4 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 23, 2014: Enter Hamels
Maybe Hanley really isn't hurt after all...
babip'd to death this game, godamn.
4 months, 1 week ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 22, 2014: At Least It’s Not Cliff Lee
smart AND aggressive baserunning from Puig
@PagansOedipalComplex @Disgruntled Goat @TheConman Remember, the Cuban government can still exert leverage over players after they defect, as many friends and family members remain on the island.
4 months, 1 week ago on Down On The Farm Update: Games Of 4/15 – 4/21
and no, I don't care that he's got a full beard now. It's still and 80-nickname tool.
Has someone made a good Stache Van SMASH t-shirt yet?
4 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 4, D’Backs 1: Puig and Some Other Stuff
@Kemp's Baby Balloon @Bawfuls that was just the first link that came up when I googled it, the concept is old as you can see from the article, I dunno if there was an update with talk of Felix or whatever
8 months, 3 weeks ago on Breaking: We Have Clues To Where Matt Kemp Is Going
@Kemp's Baby Balloon @Bawfuls http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=148
@Kemp's Baby Balloon it was probably something from BP's pitcher abuse points thing
@Kemp's Baby Balloon I remember that name, though I have no idea what we argued about.
@Kemp's Baby Balloon I'm internet famous?
@efb @Bawfuls One of his pictures is him and Kershaw (and some random woman) in the gym
@Cochito Commish He scooped everyone on I think it was the Prince-Kinsler trade (or maybe Fister?) and he is literally a high school student. Also a contributor or whatever on SBNation's Daily Dish.
A friend of mine found Javy Guerra on Tinder...
What should I tell her to do with this new discovery?
@Jobu Hanley's poor defense is a reason to move him to 3B, not a reason to keep him at SS.
But I agree the team is unlikely to move him off short any time soon.
9 months ago on It Was A Good Day
so I don't have one of those "televisions" or whatever, any way to see Mike's segment from MLBTV today online?
9 months, 1 week ago on The Rare Time When Monday Isn’t Awful
Anyone watch Bob's Burgers?
10 months, 1 week ago on Is It Bad If Tim Wallach Leaves?
oh hey look, more shitty Cardinals fans!
10 months, 2 weeks ago on NLCS Game 6: Kershaw. Wacha.
@itsthatguywhodoesstuff I was not-quote-4 years old for the last one, does that count?
@SteveLyonsFan @SpaceDodger (optimistic math cat) I'm late to this party, but UCSD is significantly lacking in social life.
This is more than just "it's not a party school" though. Many aspects of the school conspire to keep student life from reaching it's potential. You have to get involved in clubs/groups/teams in order to have any kind of broad social circle. There is no sense of community or school spirit, and I have zero emotional attachment to the place 6 years after graduating now.
For some people that's just not a priority, but to me the experience felt incomplete.
10 months, 2 weeks ago on Reminder: Kenley Jansen Is Still Awesome
@BIah That had to do with lineing up the rotation for the next series and avoiding another plane flight.
10 months, 3 weeks ago on You All Know There’s No Way Ricky Nolasco Starts Game 4, Right?
Baseball is the WORST
10 months, 3 weeks ago on NLCS Game 1: Extra Innings
that game was eminently winable, oooooooooooh god
10 months, 3 weeks ago on NLCS Game 1: Even More Extra Innings