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@Dave! (Or Justin Turner, Maybe) nice crop
1 week, 2 days ago on If not Russell Martin, then who will catch for the Dodgers?
Have we all laughed at this yet?
2 weeks, 2 days ago on So about all that Dodgers front office ‘Geek Squad’ stuff
@capnsparrow @Bawfuls Randy Johnson is too. The fact that RJ's case is more robust doesn't mean Pedro shouldn't be a lock himself.
3 weeks, 2 days ago on Offseason Dates To Remember
@capnsparrow In what insane world is Pedro Martinez NOT a first ballot HoF inductee?
Even with the shitty stingy voters these days, I would be shocked if he doesn't get in this year. Smoltz is also probably a slight favorite to make it but I won't be totally surprised if he doesn't this year.
@DodgerDodger Probably that 36 isn't that old for a 1B with good plate discipline, they have a DH slot he can use for some of those later years, and that $21M in 2018 won't be all that much.
@Weston T @TellMyWifeISaidHello You can't give Bochy credit for lineup management and not playing over the hill vets when you look back at the way he jerked around Belt in his first years.
It wasn't just the Perez at bat, Bumgarner was all over the place and the Royals swung at everything:http://imgur.com/sTTcWut.gif
3 weeks, 3 days ago on Get To Know This Year’s Foreign Imports: Japan
@Lobo baseball is insane
@the great dick tater @Omer (beercoozie) @Diane. 9ers fan, fap master, super ninja, hero Thanks, I'm pretty proud of that one myself.
3 weeks, 5 days ago on Reminder: Logan White was good at his job while with the Dodgers
Lets laugh at reddit's baseball sub together.Here's someone proclaiming that Bumgarner is the best pitcher in the game, based on his postseason performance: http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/2kfj4k/madison_bumgarner_is_the_first_pitcher_to_throw_a/clktybhHere's someone else pointing out how dumb that is, and also suggesting that most giants fans would trade him straight up for Kershaw no question. Then a slew of Giants fans come running to say that they absolutely would not. http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/2kfj4k/madison_bumgarner_is_the_first_pitcher_to_throw_a/clku1hz
@Crushinator (Gender Bender lover) @HunterStricklandsOedipalComplex In what world is Jon Lester going to sign a 2-year free agent contract??
4 weeks, 1 day ago on Joe Maddon is now a free agent, are the Dodgers next?
@Purple Drank @Disgruntled Goat @TellMyWifeISaidHello Hanley will get a QO for sure now
1 month, 1 week ago on The End Of The Ned Colletti Era
I just found out and I'm freaking out this is so cool why am I so excited by a front office move maybe he'll trick someone into taking Ethier or Crawford!!
@juanhenry Remember that Scherzer is also a FA this winter, so there's multiple "big splash" pitcher options
1 month, 2 weeks ago on Resetting the Dodgers 40-Man Roster For The Winter
@Mike Petriello @exceedingly boring potato What makes you say this? Just Friedman's history of not wanting to move to the Angels/Astros?
@Purple Drank @Bawfuls I would hope so, but it matters when the Angels game is as well.
Ideally, I can ride the train/metro link from Anaheim to Union Station between the games
1 month, 3 weeks ago on Mailbag #12: Hanley, Player Options, Ethier Trade, Brim, Vin
Sure would be nice if MLB would announce game times for Thursday and Friday soon. I'm trying to pack in two on Friday if possible (Angels because I lost a bet and Dodgers because of course).
@Thinkblue yeah, and he reiterated this point several times as the replay was shown.
2 months, 2 weeks ago on Dodgers 9, Padres 4: Good Clayton Kershaw & offense, and hilarious defense
@futbolram "Students not eligible to receive autographed baseball"
3 months, 1 week ago on Jon Niese curiously clears waivers, should the Dodgers have interest?
@Matt Kemp's Bath Towel @Disgruntled Goat Tulo won't win with the Rockies being sub-.500, and McCutchen's numbers are actually right in line with Puig's this year. For once, it's a reasonable Magic tweet.
3 months, 3 weeks ago on Two Hours To Go
The Lawfirm re-unites for one play!
4 months ago on Dodgers @ Cardinals July 20, 2014: Joc Pederson And The 25 Man Roster
uggggggghh godamn Cardinals
wow, back to back REALLY lucky hits, yay regression?
5 months ago on Dodgers @ Royals June 24, 2014: Just Another Hanley Ramirez Injury Issue
@Lobo @DBrim 6 (since 1914)
@Lobo it will be something absurdly long from the 19th century.
@Lobo @PagansOedipalComplex Uribe will be back by then though?
We can have infield defense or offense, but never both in the same lineup.
Need a gif of Puig dancing to Andre's dinger!
5 months, 4 weeks ago on Reds @ Dodgers May 27, 2014: What Even Is This Team
whyyyyy is Puig still trying to steal so much? He's 5-for-9 this year now, clearly he needs to work with Lopes or something because he's not getting by on raw speed.
@InsideThePark (except Carl Crawford) WHIP, I guess?
6 months ago on Dodgers @ Phillies May 23, 2014: Arruebarrenamania
how the FUCK did we get out of that?
Lol Orel just said Puigism
6 months ago on Dodgers @ Mets May 22, 2014: Zack Greinke, If Weather Permits
@RoyceHibbert @TheConman @DBrim Kemp got a bad jump and took a bad route, it was a catchable ball, but that sort of thing is never called an error.
@Dang88 he said "8 inch 7 computers" or....? I'm confused
@Dang88 he full out sprinted from his spot and caught it completely laid out, well into Kemp's territory basically. Then he almost doubled the runner off 1B
So I was watching tonight's game in my usual way (MLB.tv) just fine, then turned it off for a bit. Just tried to tune in again for the 9th and now MLB.tv says I'm in the blackout region.
But I live in San Diego, wtf?
6 months ago on Dodgers @ Mets May 20, 2014: No Really, Miguel Olivo Bit Alex Guerrero
OMG Kenley pls
6 months, 3 weeks ago on Dodgers @ Twins May 1, 2014: Introducing Red Patterson
@Dodgerpain NOT LYONS and it's not even close.
I love that the majority of those last 5 minutes were just Steiner and Orel laughing at Puig in the dugout
STACHE VAN SMASH needs to go back to just the mustache because that nickname is just too good to die.
we were soooo close to the Brandon League Experience tonight!
7 months ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 23, 2014: Enter Hamels
Maybe Hanley really isn't hurt after all...
babip'd to death this game, godamn.
7 months ago on Phillies @ Dodgers, April 22, 2014: At Least It’s Not Cliff Lee
smart AND aggressive baserunning from Puig
@PagansOedipalComplex @Disgruntled Goat @TheConman Remember, the Cuban government can still exert leverage over players after they defect, as many friends and family members remain on the island.
7 months ago on Down On The Farm Update: Games Of 4/15 – 4/21
and no, I don't care that he's got a full beard now. It's still and 80-nickname tool.
Has someone made a good Stache Van SMASH t-shirt yet?